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try jacking off less my man
how often do you do it?

eat eggs
drink milk

>>35272871
1 time a day, 2 at most

>>35272889

I already have a healthy diet, but i will up my milk and eggs and see

>>35272844
on 1-10 how slavic are you

Sadly, yes. For now.
Attempts to crack the zesty dill code have failed thus far, but I have not lost my resolve. Someday I'll wipe that cocksucking grin off that stork's smug face. Someday.

>>35272844
can you please explain to me the process

>>35272797
Good point, you're probably right.. I gotta work on that myself

>>35272797
They want you to die inside, like them
And to do that you must first die on the outside

>seriously listening to what the infected think of you
I would lel if it were funny

perhaps they feel a threat that you passions surpass they owns

learn a martial art, learn acrobatics, learn to move quietly and how to use weapons

and then kill yourself for being an autistic faggot with shit taste

you could start exercising, and practice free running, and parkour.
Roleplay in your mind that you're a ninja.
I used to imagine I was training for the Hunter exam when i was into running.

>>35272795
yeah but so would everyone else so you still wouldn't be special you chuuni cunt

Who doesn't?
Realistically there is no reason not to

>>35272793
I don't know, I was simply compelled to make this post and reveal that I did it myself.

>>35272718
>most Swiss people I met feel it to be an annoying time sink
hackshually, most swiss people are in favor according to polls. as an expat swissfag, I didn't do my military service, but apparently people think it's kinda fun, it builds values and you meet new friends.

>>35272718
Because not having a military is absolutely retarded.

>>35272750
The second biggest military in the world is volunteer though. This is about conscription, not eradication of military.

About to go downtown and get drunk for shits and giggles.

>>35272728
With friends like a normi?

Drinking and have to pee
About to have a smoke
The past is on my mind, as always
I'm looking forward to the future I have dreamed of. But it won't happen because reality is a huge asshole.

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>>35272647
Too bad she's gone now

I had the opportunity to get that girl once, even though it was only about a 2% chance

However, instead of just asking her out like a gorn ass man would have, I wrote her a 3 page love letter expressing every single thought. It wasn't even cheesy, just inapropriate for an 18 year old

Needless to say, she was totally overwhelmed, broke her ancle the same day, and basically hard rejected me ina single sentence the day she showed back up

There anime incarnation girls exist, anon, but they're not for us

All we get is pain and suffering

Chastity belt I suppose, as long as it is comfortable.

>>35272577
>a woman with the physical characteristics of your choice?
Woman, I choose the woman. woman part. Lady. I choose that one.

>>35272577
Can I be an anime woman?
If not, I'll take the cash.

>>35272548
Why don't you just use the bathroom?

I find it funny that this is not an original comment

>>35272548
just go to the bathroom you stupid fucking degenerate

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>>35273665
So I don't have to leave my room, why else?

>>35272512
(((broberg)))
its not even discrete anymore.

>>35272512
>highfiving your wife at your own wedding
No way this is real. He's a cuck not a man with down syndrome.

>(((Broberg)))
>Goony beard
>Glasses
>Pseudo-IT job
>Marrying an ugly single mom
kek

>>35272480
>decide enough is enough
>go buy an elliptical because my anxiety prevents me from going to the gym
>get it set up, pretty psyched about losing weight
>go at it for like 4 hours
>have to drink almost a gallon of water from the exhaustion
>weigh myself immediately after expecting to at least lose a couple of pounds
>weigh almost 7 pounds more

Now I'm stuck with this expensive fucking meme equipment, fml.

>>35272480
Are you dehydrated? Could be your body retaining water, snickers have a lot of carbs, which hold fluid. Also do you shit regularly?

>>35272480
>>35272570

This is sophisticated bait.

Sounds like bullshit. My gf can clamp down really tight but you can still pull out if you want.

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>not being more worried about the infinitely more common vagina dentata

We're exist and we're coming for you

>>35272479
sounds kinda hot

>'babe can i cum in your face'
>she clamps down a little 'no, you naughty boy'
>'guwah gonna squirt soonish. ooon yooour faaace pleeeeease'
>she clamps down all the way 'stupid boys cum in my dumb cunt'
>'wuugaaa bwaaar' *hips try to pull away*
>she drags you by your viced dick and starts to milk you out
>'cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumiiiiiiiiiiiiii'
>she holds tight still 'there's a good dummy, but now you stay in my cunny 'til sunny'
>and so it goes

Yea dude I do this all the time when I'm out candle wick it's a great alternative especially if you can afford to lose some pubes I love this method more than candle wick somrtimes haha it's just too much of a hassle go to the stores sometimes for candle wick you know

>>35272627
How would you suggest i make a pub3 wick?

>>35272671
Step one is to really want it you know it's all about being in the mindZone it's just that you need to visualise it in your head before doing it stay true to the real you when you do it you need to feel like you're there mentally be there

>>35272450
did you used to like her now you hate her

>>35272450
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING AWFUL TOUGH LATELY
SMOKING A LOT OF CIGARETTES LATELY
BUT INSIDE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BABYYY

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>>35272506
the John Cena webm made me fall in love with her for a year until I realised what a fucking cunt she is which made her shitty music unenjoyable for me.