Fat Feels

>>35272480
>decide enough is enough
>go buy an elliptical because my anxiety prevents me from going to the gym
>get it set up, pretty psyched about losing weight
>go at it for like 4 hours
>have to drink almost a gallon of water from the exhaustion
>weigh myself immediately after expecting to at least lose a couple of pounds
>weigh almost 7 pounds more

Now I'm stuck with this expensive fucking meme equipment, fml.

>>35272480
Are you dehydrated? Could be your body retaining water, snickers have a lot of carbs, which hold fluid. Also do you shit regularly?

>>35272480
>>35272570

This is sophisticated bait.

>Start lifting
>Do SS+GOMAD as per /fit/
>Get fatter

Fitness is a meme

>>35272610
This, if you don't have the fitness genes it doesn't even make sense to even try.

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>>35272570
>weigh myself immediately after expecting to at least lose a couple of pounds

>>35272610
>"I fell for the GOMAD meme"

you guys need to pick up a book and learn more about the human body and nutrition then find a plan that works for you.

>go to fast food joint
>get meal small so I feel better about it
>so hungry a few hours later I make a second dinner at home

>>35272570
holy shit this is clever

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>still hate myself

>>35272681
bruh that's some good progress, don't fucking give up.

but you will never be chad with that state of mind and self image about yourself.

>>35272480
>play vidya with a bag of doritos
>not even 45 minutes in and already finished it without noticing
>tfw it is "family sized"

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>>35272705
s'all good I'm dead inside just not as fat

>>35272480
>Eat a small portion of lasagna for dinner after only eating 2 large bowls of cornflakes for breakfast and lunch
>Drink a few beers
>Get overwhelming hunger cravings and chow down on 2 cheese and ham sandwiches
How can I be expected to lose weight with this crippling affliction? I simply cannot stop my natural urges to avoid starvation.

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I went from 165 lbs to 140. I'm 5'10

Please congratulate me.

>>35273264
you look great gj

>>35273264
You lookin' good my dude

First pic you look like your body's melting off your skeleton

Second pic your shit is tightening up nicely

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>>35272480
>Eat a whole pig in a day
>Become pig
W-what did i do wrong? it is like if i consume more calories than i use i gain weight?!
Pity me for being a gluttonous sloth with extra income to indulge myself in depraved devouring sessions