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>>35295432
hahahahha
maybe you shouldn't go

Packing up a uhaul and getting ready to move into my first place alone.

"Friends" were supposed to help, but they all backed out and I'm ending up doing it all alone.

I guess it'll just make things that much easier when I starve to death from not being able to afford food. Less people for my parents to invite to the funeral.

>>35295421
>What's the classiest way to kill yourself?

Hand grenade

Ah suicide is so romantic!
-you

You'll either enjoy none of that because of the prospect of killing yourself, or it'll make you want to live

>>35295417
I wish I knew about real friends anon, but you can join my discord and enjoy some internet friends https://discord.gg/dV4zr

>>35295417
its nice when you are bored and in the mood to hang out with people

>>35295417

The only friends I've ever had only treated my well when we are alone and would either ignore me or make fun of me whenever we were with people they knew. I suppose if you had friends who didn't do that, it would be great.

>>35295394
Plenty of men. Not a single woman.

>>35295394
Isn't romantic love just sexual desire plus strong friendship?

I have felt literally in love about two times.

I've had the same experience in my dreams about 200 times and ft deeply depressed every time after waking up.

>Scumbag brain meme: invent women who loves you for a few hours at night. It's totally real love. Wake up. It wasn't real love

>>35295390

>20
>KHV
>no friends
>never had gf
>neet
>too shy
>maybe ugly
>0$
>too sensitive
>no uni degree
>just HS and some kind of degree
>maybe some mental problem, but no sure and no balls to go to the psycho

I'm done

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>>35295390

>23
>No friends
>Virgin
>Can't drive
>Never had a job
>Perpetually broke
>Horrible grades in university (just got off a semester of academic suspension)
>In a useless major
>Back pain

23 is young enough that I'd still think I have hope things would get better if it weren't for the fact that I've always thought things would get better and they've only ever gotten worse

>>35295390
>23 kv
>dropped out of uni
>worked at a factory for a while
>call centre agent afterwards
>nothing since the fired me from there
>I still have money left from the factory gig since I did it in another country
I might try and move back to the country I used to be in when working at the factory, I'm just wondering why bother, learning a whole new city, a bunch of new people, for what? to be miserable there instead of here? makes no sense...

>>35295311
Enjoy while it last. No more than 2 months, let me tell you.

Nice

Also you better keep up before she starts looking for dick elsewhere, if she isn't already.

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I wonder how would robots react if a fembot blogged here about how many times her and her bf fucks every day.

makes you wish there was a button to censor them right?

iktfb

>>35295319
You know it, anon. I just don't get why people have to be idiots.

>>35295303
Y-you could always prove them all wrong, anon.

>>35295296
D-does this work

>>35295493
yes

orgima

berry gud op, did you get in trouble?

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>>35295233

Is anyone else coming to grips with their eventual suicide? I feel like I'm just kicking the can down the road, waiting for some miracle. In reality, I'm just deluding myself

>>35295272
I don't think I'll ever suicide, but I pretty much know I'll be spending a vast majority or all of my life still trying to figure my self out and being alone.

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>>35295272
I generally would consider myself too weak willed to end my own life, but far in the future if things got bad enough I could see myself doing it.

Stop abusing alcohol. It literally makes you chemically depressed

>>35295192
I don't drink or do any drugs on a regular basis

You and everyone else is worthless.
Life has no purpose.
You have to come to terms with that and just enjoy life without caring about any final purpose or worth.
It doesn't matter if you succeed in life, if you get a gf, if you lose your virginity or not or any other metric that you think other people will judge you on.
Just have fun however you want. Anyone who judges you will be dead in 100 years time and so will you.
Life is beautiful, enjoy the little things while you can.
So long as you can get financially stable as find something that makes you happy you have a worth in life.
You don't have to try and be someone great or famous to find worth for yourself. All you need to do is exist and be happy.

Failed normies

real robots dont give a shit anymore.How can they be bothered to care about another human if they dont even care about themselves?

>>35295156
Because simply being near them and inhaling their scent is intoxicating, so obviously it'd be great to get even closer to them and do things.

>>35295156
>Why are all you robots so obsessed with getting a gf?
Are they though?

Robots don't even try to get gfs.

What an alien looking freak

You're going to get me hard first at least, right? :^)

That's a blindfold you retard.

>>35295124
yes, i am a certified vagina haver and i fucking love how my bf smells
its amazing, i think its the pheramones or something that just smells good in his deodorant. id do that too if we were dating for longer
idk why youre posting this on r9k so reee normie get off my board etc etc

>>35295124
>>35295205
Might want to head over to /soc/ where your attenton-seeking buddies are

>>35295205
pls be my gf and smell my pits

>>35295115
What is your fetish? CP? Gore?

just find a boyfriend who embodies what you desire

then he becomes your fetish and you're living a fantasy


t. happened and don't call it "fetish" anymore

>>35295095
:/ sorry op ily

>>35295095
Just like you won't be, am I right?