OK anon, it's time to measure your dick, so pull down your pants

What an alien looking freak

You're going to get me hard first at least, right? :^)

That's a blindfold you retard.

>>35295155
Ask me how I know you take it up the ass. Go ahead, ask me

>>35295191
How do you know I take it up the ass?

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>>35295140
>tfw unironically 4 incher here.

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>yfw penis inspection day was coming up

Ok.
*footlong monster horsecock flops out*
Go on, measure it.

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>>35295625
>tfw you failed inspection and you now have to go to a seminar.

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Another excuse to post my penis?

Dont mind if I do

>>35296296
Stop it michael. Noone wanys to see your gross dick.

My cock is 17cm long ^_^