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does it have to be a girl?

if no whats your opinion on traps?

If you don't mind someone possibly laughing at you, a prostitute would be more than happy to do it.

>tfw you will never cuddle someone for $100
WLITW

you, but i don't want to be rude so i replied to your post. Happy?

>>35349697
Have you tried pretending to be a fembot?

have you tried pretending to be a girl(male)?

>>35349655
I got an email from facebook saying I reactivated my account, which I didn't, I haven't logged into it since 6 years ago

>tfw you realized facebook notifies the user if you look at their pictures

Fuck

I always think if Facebook notified my crush that I've been looking at her profile 500 times this past week

*bite her clit off and starts chewing it*

>>35349636
This is clearly child porn anon

>>35349651
I guess reddit and 4chan are CP havens then

>>35349626
I've sought truth with varying degrees of focus for more than half my life.

In the past five years I've mostly distracted myself from it with media consumption, though.
Whenever I felt like I was growing and finding things, I felt like I desperately wanted to share my journey with a partner.

But nobody wanted a stupid "enlightenment" weirdo like me.

>>35349682
It sounds like your desire to communicate your findings is preventing you from carrying on. I have two things to tell you, one is that even if you know the truth it can't be shared because it's indescribable. Two is that finding truth is a journey that can only be taken alone.

If it really is desire (it doesn't matter what kind) that is causing you pain in your quest for truth, then figure out what desire is. How desire is born of experience and self projection. "How lovely it would be if I had that." Desire is very self centered and egotistical, but what is the self? Am I nothing more then a construct composed by thought? If I am then I am nothing more then a jumble of memories, experiences, and projections out of those memories and experiences. And finally, is there any truth in any thought? Is there any truth in any feeling or sensation?

Once you reach enlightenment you don't need anything else. You are the light of your own life. And this light radiates into the lives of others. Enlightenment is not easy but don't give up because your ego made you feel bad. Don't listen to anything the ego has ever told you, question it always.

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I've read 150~ actual finance/business books along with innumerable pdf's, videos, talks. I'm a certified financial professional. I have a college degree. I'm 22 years old.

The more I learned about money and the way the world works, the more depressed I've become. The activities of The Federal Reserve, The World Bank/IMF and their activities foreign nations in order to destabilize them, fractional reserve banking, offshore tax-havens, offshore shell corporations/trusts/LLCs/bank accounts, bailouts, the devaluation of currency the more of it that is created by the Fed/fractional reserve banking_

The elite in this world play life by a set of rules that is utterly alien to the general public whom that been fed certain memes for their entire lives.
People lash out at some of the poorest people in their countries that have to rely on benefits/welfare in order to survive. They lash out at people who are barely living at the poverty line, "I'm a taxpayer! Why do these people get to sponge off my money?" these people should be directing their attention towards the biggest sponges of society, the elite. The elite utilize geo-arbitrage and pick nations with favorable clandestine banking regulations and favorable corporation regulations all in order to bypass paying taxes towards any nation and commit undetectable fraud while hiding away fucking TRILLIONS in precious metals, real estate, and capital. You're going to bitch about a poor person when there's over 30 TRILLION USD sitting in a multitude of offshore accounts doing absolutely nothing, just sitting there?

I don't really know what to do any more with my life. Values that I held my entire life are constantly challenged. I feel like I have to unlearn things that I've been taught since birth. Everything seems like a meme or an icon that I was raised to hold sacred. I never created this society. I never created these rules. I don't want to play this game. I don't know what to do anymore.

Why do they squat?

Why are tracksuits so popular?

always, nigga.

>>35349642
its comfy if you didnt get fucked over by genetics (not all slavs can squat)

very practical, warm and they look good

A victim complex with no actual problems to fight for.

>the caliphate of melbourne

>mfw we have unisex toilets at uni now
get me out of here

i got chubby cuz i ate too many pb&js

>>35349574
I needed a good laugh, thank you for that man.

I get turned on when I get physical contact with any other mammals

>>35349519

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(poop)
((poo))

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MEEEEEEEMEEEEE
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(poop)
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>>35349563


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I'm so sorry)
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(I am - once again - so very sorry. It's just that...)

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(It's just that..)
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>>35349494
i wanna sex you yes or no?

That's a burger...

>>35349509
You don't know that, she might be British.

Not until you have a riced Arch Linux install with a tiling WM and your waifu set as the desktop background.

Otherwise, you're just a pseudo-imposter-Otaku.

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>>35349482
Caguai caguai senpai onisan onesan desune

>>35349482

I want to get into anime, but I can't be bothered to be reading all those subtitles all day. I like being able to browse the Chan while watching something. I haven't watched a new Anime since Kill La Kill. I have tons of reaction images from Anime I have never watched :)

>>35349449
If I didn't leave the house I'd have starved long ago

>>35349459

your mom doesn't go grocery shopping for you?

>>35349486
No. I live alone because I couldn't live with my family.

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>tfw you drink 6+ cans of mountain dew a day and never brush your teeth

>>35349706
damn you probably smell very vile

i dont deserve that.

kissing is one of those things i don't think i could describe because it makes no fucking sense objectively. like holy shit what a weird activity

the only way you get better is with practice

in my experience i expected to be really bad at kissing but within 2 seconds i was immediately like "oh, this must be how you do it" and never worried about it again. it's really one of those things where understanding actually clicks and you're just operating on some kind of less-than-conscious mechanical level

>>35349377

Don't be too eager. Go slowly - make her want more. It's a nice ego boost to have her move towards you when you pull back from a kiss.

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>>35349377
K
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HYPEROREGON

Not that feelsy unless you think about it, but still great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv8IM_-Bam0

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These are some of what I listen to when I'm feeling feelsy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHPTd8RrDgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrSBLU1YQ0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN4B6bGm0Ao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4zw9qMLKUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JREjbvpQQfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18SUFbABxNQ