Can I hire someone to cuddle with me? I'm not fat and I

does it have to be a girl?

if no whats your opinion on traps?

If you don't mind someone possibly laughing at you, a prostitute would be more than happy to do it.

>tfw you will never cuddle someone for $100
WLITW

>>35349708
As a cute girl 21y/o i would love to be paid for cuddling and making people happy or at least giving them some comfort (nothing sexual obviously) but i don/t want to get killed lmao

>>35349732
As long as they're soft and smell nice traps are okay.

>>35349743
But prostitutes are illegal and they're for sex anon.

>>35349810
I'm afraid to even ask out a girl. So much that I haven't done so in my 19 years on this planet. I don't think I'm such a threat.

>>35349849
I personally love when a guy is brave and asks a girl out, is somewhat cute and attractive
seriously the worst case scenario is to be rejected and that's not even so bad, relax

>>35349849
would you be willing to pay half in advance?

does your cuddle partner have to come to you? where do you live?

>>35349849
>prostitutes are illegal

Dude what. In what kind of third world shithole theocracy do you live in?

>>35349810
How much for actual sex? You know you'll do it if the price is right.

>>35349938
I'd rather just pay to cuddle. All women want Chad anyway and while I'm not ugly or fat I'm definitely not Chad.

>>35350018
Yeah I'd be willing to pay half in advance. Either option is fine. I live in Florida.

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Keep thread alive pls I want to pay for cuddles too :(((

I have thought about falling asleep with a woman for way too long it seems fictional at this point