any slavs here?

Why do they squat?

Why are tracksuits so popular?

always, nigga.

>>35349642
its comfy if you didnt get fucked over by genetics (not all slavs can squat)

very practical, warm and they look good

>>35349681
>its comfy if you didnt get fucked over by genetics (not all slavs can squat)

It is and always will be inferior to simply sitting down or standing up straight
>very practical, warm and they look good
>look good
no

very practical, warm and they look good

Slav here. Actually I hadnt seen people squatting long ago, but many still wear those tracksuits.

I m drinking kvas in Poland what about you?

>>35349642
No benches in true slav land.

Track suit so you're always ready to fight gopniks or run from police.

>>35349642
its cheap. Poor people use it as a casual wear.

>>35350239
CHEAP? have you seen the prices on like legit adidas wear in slavlands?

>>35350263
>legit adidas
people wear cheap chinese knockoffs they buy at markets

>>35350239
It's not cheap mate, it just came to slav lands very late compared to other countries, and when it did come it became like the go to fashion wear, it was like a status thing and comfy so all criminals wore it, and it just like never went out of fashion.

>tfw in poor of the already poor slav countries people wear tracksuits legit as 'formal wear'

kill me

Also, I believe tracksuits are popular because the wannabe thugs are wearing it, since most of them used to be into some kind of wrestling in school/ a bit after that.

>>35350208
>Track suit so you're always ready to fight gopniks
gopniksare the ones who wear track suit

>>35350293
Also this, most russian criminals come from sport background, like literally if you do any kind of fighting, you'll get dragged into criminal activity. And since criminals are feared, common folk feel tough in track suits.

>>35350292
that was true in soviet times. Now people wear them because they are cheap, warm and easy to wash.

>>35350317
Most of russians are gopniks, besides like St.Petersburg which is very western compared to rest of it. So you fight other gopniks with your gopniks.

Croatian reporting in

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No but I have a FemSlav friend

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>>35349609
where else would I be?

Pooland here

/czech/ reporting in

>>35350208
that pretty much sums it up. where I lived they regularly stole benches, I'm not even kidding

>>35351060
Czech isn t a slav country

>>35349609
Yes I am slav I do much squat and drink the kompot

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Slav reporting in

Who else here /squat/

>>35352051
kvas or votka is the question

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>>35352070
I'd rather have rakija, tbqh.

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Slavshits get off my board.

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>>35352168
I wish I could
it's shit anyway these days

>>35352168
STFU weeb

>>35351961
"Czechoslovakia"
West Slavs of Europe

?????????????? Bro what

>>35349642

We squat because there is an old tale our parents tell us. The wolf sickness, which you get when you sit on cold, dirty surfaces outdoors. We get told that when you get the wolf sickness you will shit out your intestines. So we squat as children to prevent getting "sick", get used to it and it carries through to adulthood.

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>>35352222
Kek blessed slavs with quads

Anyone going to ,,Slowianska Olimpiada" (Polish Rave Hardbass party)? I never been to but I like dancing to Hardbass at night with friends in the city.

>>35349609
I don't understand how they don't overbalance, or else have to remain on their toes. What's going on with their Achilles' tendons?

>>35352286
Holy fuck I did just get quads

Thanks slavic meme man

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>tfw obsessed with slavic meme

>>35349609
>>35349642
It's a retarded meme that only Russians do, and since in the eyes of retarded Americans all Slavic countries are Russia this became a "Slavic" thing (even though South Slavic, East Slavic, and West Slavic countries and nations have practically nothing to do with each other).

Srbija stronk reporting in

>tfw no big fat hairy Slavic gf with hipster glasses who wants to live on a farm and prepare for the collapse of society with me :(

>>35350348
>Most of russians are gopniks
No, most of us are not gopniks

Rusbot here. I can't even apply for autismbux.

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no but i like this image

Do slovenian robots even exist?

>>35352995
May i save this image?

Is it possible to find a nice cute Slavic nerdy girl that isn't a camwhore or a prostitute?

>>35353798
Depends what you mean by a camwhore. If you count the sluts that keep posting selfies on ig/facebook every 3 hours, then you'll have a hard time, not impossible though.

>>35352656
>South Slavic, East Slavic, and West Slavic countries and nations have practically nothing to do with each other)
what about poverty and backwardness?

>>35354020

Rather have a backward country than one full of libcucks.

>>35353963
What if she's ugly or fat or otherwise unfortunate looking? I wouldn't mind that.

>>35354168
That makes your chances better, but really depends on the girl, just like everywhere else.

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>>35351057
>>35349872
Poles are Sarmatians not slavs.

>>35354135
Yea me too

I mean, my house is cold, my fridge has shitty food in it, public infrastructure is a mess and my salary is a joke, but that's preferable to a bunch of libtards acting like libtards!

>>35354369
As long as there is rakija and no libtards, it'll be warm in my heart.

>>35354369
I could tell you how we have healthier food and better public transportation, but what's the point?

Having too much wealth melts brains of the people. There are numerous examples of this throughout the history and the current western world will soon become one as well.

>>35354292
Yeah, and Muricans are from a moon made of cheese. Get real my dude

>>35353092
Na zalost da.

>>35354565
wew prvic vidim slovenca na arcanine

>>35354484
Too bad Eastern Europe has already been dragged into the vortex. There's nothing good left there either.

>>35352168
fuck off weebshit go suck off your body pillow faggot

>>35352222
Czechoslovakia does not exist.

>>35350842
Post more pls anon-kun

>>35352830
Okay gopnik. Whatever you say gopnik.

t. gopnik

ya allah shou nefsi bzeb roussi, mmm.

As a African America, would Slavic countries accept me

>>35354668
Sem kar redno tuki. Bolj manj postam

>>35349609
I am eating chebureki right now

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>>35349609
>tfw no money to live

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Squatting Slav Gondolas much

Hello Slav pals, Crimea here (now a rapefugee in the US though whoops)

>>35355061
I saw one afro in my time in Ukraine/Russia, it was on an escalator in Kiev around 2007

literally a majority of the people on the escalator were taking photos and staring as they went by, many shouting "Obez'yana!"

>>35351118
>where I lived they regularly stole benches
And that explains the squatting siduation

>>35355311
wtf, no way ahahah

>>35355418
the dude was probably an actual African, the nigga was black as fuck

it was quite the spectacle I guess, my mother grew up in major USSR cities and she didn't see a black dude until she came to the US at age 45

>>35355311
>(now a rapefugee in the US though whoops)
That was the geographically closest country that's compatible with your culture that you could escape to, huh? And you're going back as soon as things settle back home, right?

Fucking piece of shit.

what is most slavic thing i can do with PC?

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>>35349609
Polak reporting in.

>>35354817
czech republic and slovakia

still slavs

slav girls are good looking sluts and slav men are sport opssessed aggressive duds who don t care for their looks