>almost liked one of her facebook photos from 3 years ago

>>35349655
I got an email from facebook saying I reactivated my account, which I didn't, I haven't logged into it since 6 years ago

>tfw you realized facebook notifies the user if you look at their pictures

Fuck

I always think if Facebook notified my crush that I've been looking at her profile 500 times this past week

>>35349759
>he doesn't know about the new update

You poor, poor misguided soul

>>35349747
>>35349759
wait what?
you mean i can't look through someones account without them knowing?

>>35349790

No it's just a joke anon.

>>35349790
Sounds like bullshit.

I occasionally root through my oneitis' photos, and not once has she confronted me about it. We're moderately decent friends.

>>35349790

Only works if they're logged on, but it immediately opens up your chat window to them when you're on their profile

>>35349790
They're making shit up, but if you download someone's photo they do get a notification.

>Stumble on old neighbor's sister's FB page, haven't spoken to or seen either of them in years
>Oh hey what's she up to
>Next day, get notification she accepted my friend request that I didn't even realize I sent
fug

>tfw been fb stalking girls for years

Haven't been blocked by anyone of them yet, so I guess that must mean something.

>>35349790
Don't listen to these retards replying to you, Facebook notifies you if people have been looking through your pictures especially in suspiciously long/meticulous ways. Looking through a lot of pictures and/or looking at them too long will notify the user and then you're in deep shit. It gets worse with the fact that it logs what pictures you view and finds the most common array of pixels between the viewed pictures to determine if your actions are perverse in nature and recommends an unfriend/block of your account to the user.

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>>35349886
>scrolling through phone at work
>put it in my pocket hastily as customer needs help
>later that day get 3 "____ has accepted your friend request" notifications
Hey at least those randoms accepted

>>35349835
I remember you could see who viewed your profile on Myspace. For some reason guys always looked at mine.

I'm a boy btw.

>>35349946
I try not to browse Facebook on my phone for this reason.

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>>35350228
>For some reason guys always looked at mine
>I'm a boy by the way
They might be onto something. Post boipucci for further clarification

>>35349932
I used to, but paranoia made me stop. If something like this >>35349747 is true, I want to avoid getting stonewalled.

>>35349655
>check up on some people
>realize you get put in their "you may know" header bar for opening their profile

fucked up lads

>>35350320
I was fucking a guy's wife and I was so paranoid because he appeared in my "people you may know" list despite our one mutual friend and literally nothing else in common and him being across the country

>>35350366
That means he looked at your profile at some point if he appeared in the people you may know list.

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>>35349655
>He uses Facebook
>Not using google plus

Fuckin normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>oneitis ignored my reply and instead posts half a dozen shit memes and updates which a hundred people like

>>35350388
What is the original image called? please tell me

>>35350388
That's just for Google employees like Moot.

>>35350388

Google plus has been around for like 6 or 7 years (I remember being forced to sign up for one to keep my youtube channel). Nobody uses it or even talks about it. I don't think google even shills for it any longer

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>>35350408
I don't know the original in sorry. Here let me make it up to you by giving you a cute anime girl

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>she literally blocked me on Facebook after I confess my love to her

>>35349655
If you unlike it quick before she sees she won't get a notification

>>35350532
Not true. Once a girl accidentally sent me a friendship request and I got the notification. She immediately cancelled it though so I didn't see it when I opened Facebook.

>>35350596
Friend request =\= liking a picture

>>35350621
It's the same system. If you set it that you want notifications at all for likes/adds it'll notify you right away. Why should Facebook wait? Doesn't make any sense.

>>35350635
They don't wait it gets sent instant, but if you unlike before the girls sees it it will dissappear

>>35350678
That's what I'm saying. But you're forgetting that she'll get a phone notification too, if she has the Facebook app installed. (which she most definitely has)
The phone notification stays, it doesn't disappear.

>>35349655
Making my eyes ache
Stalking her myspace
she posted a new pic

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>got drunk one night
>3am and tormenting myself by looking at facebook profiles
>she uploads a pic of herself
>click like without even thinking
>forget all about it
>see this thread
>be reminded of it

Thanks for nothing.

>>35350756
Were you a friend? If so it literally doesn't matter and you were just another affirmation to her narcissism

>>35349935
This is why 4chan is a bad idea for the gullible.

>>35350802
Its a long story but I always resisted joining normiebook, but one night at my cousins house I got too drunk to care about anything and they pressured me into making a profile and proceeded to add everyone I ever knew.

Including this one girl who they set me up with at a family party once.

>>35350802
Yep anon has a point

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>>35349935
Facebook has an algorithm which logs the IP adress of anyone who views more than 5 photos for extended periods of time. When this happens a notification gets sent to a cyber specialist who pays 8 hard pipe hitting niggers to go to your house and break your legs. Exactly 30 minutes later the specialist then hires 4 queers to invade your house and forcibly bum you.

t.Facebook worker

>go to like oneitis' latest picture
>already has 100 likes and she'll never notice anyway
yay

>>35350756
U liked a girls fb photo better kys

>>35350887
Dozens of guys more thirsty than you probably liked her photo within the same 12 hour span as you did. It literally means nothing. It's not like you drunkenly started messaging her like I used to do

>>35349886
The damn beta version of the app auto-sends friend requests if you look at too many posts.

>Look up old schoolmates facebooks
>They all start popping up in recommended friends
>Realise I've probably started popping up in theirs now because of it too.

>>35349655
The worst thing is how easily you can manipulate who shows up on your timeline. Just visit someone's profile 2-3 times before you send a friend request and immediately after they accept you start getting notifications about them

>>35351003
On messenger you can see who have visited your profile

>>35351003
It's worse than that. When someone new joins Facebook and accepts your friend request, Facebook will bug THEM to recommend new friends for you because you're new to Facebook. It stays until you have like 20 friends or something

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>>35350962
>Tfw ur sad and take a bunch of xannies and drink a bunch of vodka and message your highschool crush and she tells you she wants to see you again.
This was 2 weeks ago, so i better get on it. I blacked out and nodded off before I could drink or take anymore pills but when I saw them messages when I woke up I was pretty happy I didn't die in my sleep like I originally wanted.

>When they deny your friend request.

>>35351075
>when they keep you in friend purgatory so you can't send anymore friend requests to them

>>35350388
Google Plus is strictly for comfy shitposting on YouTube

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>when you message a girl you used to know and she sends you this

>>35351071
>This was 2 weeks ago
Ask yourself this
If you messaged someone saying you wanted to see them again, and they don't reply for 14 days, are you gonna wait for them, or are you gonna consider them an ass hole and write them off?

Keep in mind that normies live on facebook so it's been a long 14 days of you practically ignoring them

>>35351102
Lou sounds like an ass hole
>Yeah that guy you used to know is a total junkie now

You know what needs to be done, anon

>>35351121
>>You know what needs to be done, anon
N-no. What?

>Signed into girls fb account but asked me to verify if i was her
Am i fucked will it notify her now?

>>35350962
Yeah but she also used to like a lot of my drunken posts too.

>>35351191
>Am i fucked will it notify her now?
Yes, of course. Whenever a failed login occurs you get an email. You're fucked

>>35351191
It will send a notification to her phone asking her to verify her new login, but it won't tell her who tried or did log on. But it shouldn't be too hard to narrow down who had access to her password

>>35351230
>>35351243
Shit hopefully she'll just ignore it, it gave me options on how to verify but i just dipped

>>35351369
It will give failed login location, device type and IP address.

>>35351380
including the last logins from your IP

>>35350366
Nah, it could mean cellphone data is being shared. Like how Google knows what hours a store is busy.
Also Facebook DOES use facial recognition software to see who is in photos, and logs it. They keep that on the down low though because of how big brother it is

>>35351102
Who the fuck is named lou in real life. Isn't that like a tv show and comic book name?

>>35351509
Her name is actually Louise.

>>35351532
You oughta slap the titties off that ho for talking mad shit homie.