I just got a chubby while petting a fucking cat. I'm pretty lonely but what the fuck.
i got chubby cuz i ate too many pb&js
>>35349574
I needed a good laugh, thank you for that man.
I get turned on when I get physical contact with any other mammals
>>35349585
I'm skeptical that the PB&J's were the cause. Did you happen to be watching pornography while eating the sandwiches?
Did the cat purr on your lap? I've been there bro I don't think it's so weird. It's not like you had the urge to fuck it... R-right?
>>35349755
She wasn't even on my lap kek.
And no, no bestiality shit.
>>35349901
Daww you're fine. It wasn't the cat I reckon. Maybe your subconscious saw a porn flash back or something.