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>>35453990
This better not be a ripoff

>>35453990
but i dont want any change

Delete this! Delete it!
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Hillary is 100x more establishment than Donnie could ever hope to be
Leave Bill Hicks alone cunt

>>35453925
in what way is Trump the establishment? the party hates him, plus he's done some great stuff like appoint Betsy DeVos.

>>35453925
I never watched this guy, he seems kind of like a loon. To be honest, it seems like a tin foil hat show. I know there isn't some shadow government, but there certainly is a small group of extremely rich people getting more rich and monopolizing our currency. Soros, for example.

Just clean the anus inside and out. Use a condom to cover things.

And if thats still gross just do blowjobs and fuck their boobs.

And traps arent guys they are woman born with dicks. Its differant that a man getting implants.

>>35454014

>woman
>has male chromosomes

Chose one you feminist LGBT enabling cuck

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Vaginas not even once

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>>35453842
Ay hol up OP, lemme help

mixture of foetus and yearner

>cue the ridiculing

>>35453887

Nah, senpai. Foetus is comfy af.

RAIN DROP

origimigos

Kool Keith

Although if I need to do violent shit you best believe I'm putting on jungle music

Will make you wanna kill some shit...

https://youtu.be/bA4xvmH3WSQ

>>35453489
Most girls aren't up for online relationships with a loser who lives in another country when they have guys pining for them IRL.

>>35453489
i never meet the girls most of the time because they live in bumblefuck but its nice to not feel completely alone and that someone cares about me

Runescape taught me to never believe in that bullshit of online gfs

I'm happy for that whenever I read stories of beta retards being scammed out of hundreds of dollars to orbit girls here.

Just give the police 150$ to rape them bruh

>tfw been living in Mexico for like 7 years
>im still a virgin

Where are all the ameriboos? tfw no fresa fwb

>>35453973
how good are you at speaking spanish?

i've been studying it on duolingo and I feel like it's just too complicated for me

>implying people want my genes

>>35453224

In my country it;s illegal to get paid for donating sperm, all they can do is repay you for travel expenses.

Also I have a disease that can be passed on genetically.

>>35453245
>live in Sweden
>they don't get to choose, the hospital just picks someone that looks like them that doesn't have any heritable diseases

I met a fembot IRL once, she was a 250lb pedophile who played Yugioh.

Only the pretty ones post pics

They're infinitely more interesting to talk to and are willing to do mommy play/let me eat their hairy assholes and do the other sick shit I'm into.

Only thing that sucks about them is they all stop talking to me when they see my face. They're still women after all.

>>35453189
Why the heck would you want to eat a girl's asshole?

I don't even eat girls out and they still give me head lol.

>>35452985
>6'3
>7"

khv which is sad

>6'2"
>4.5"
Fuck my life. Even most manlets have bigger dicks than me.

>>35453006
Same here exactly lol

>fun fact: I hate myself and want to die :)

wow you should go pro

I hate myself but not as much as I hate everyone who isn't me

The times that I'm able to escape my usual thoughts and enjoy things make me wonder if I really am a huge fucking fraud.

>>35452979
What makes you a fraud, anon?

>>35453032
The days I'm happy or able to forget things for a while make me question if I was ever actually depressed in the first place. Then it feels like I made up all the negative and suicidal thoughts and then lied about having them.

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>>35452893
Hispanic and indian arent races you fucking retard
How do I know youre American?

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>>35452893
proof that if you have to be white to be a robot

>>35452893
>no 'other' option
shit poll

>>35452872
Probably around puberty if they're self aware

>implying this happens to ugly or average women
Oh right, ugly women are don't exist to men.

>>35452872
Most don't. It's normal and expected for them.

>>35452928
Yes, it does. The only problem is that ugly men accommodate you instead of average men, so you block out those memories/experiences. Don't worry if you think it's shallow. Both sexes do it.

>>35452866
do you serve espresso at your job or is it straight coffee?

>job
lol
I just sit on my ass all day right now

>>35452866
How much dicks did u suck ?