Why haven't you started donating sperm yet? >spread your

>implying people want my genes

>>35453224

In my country it;s illegal to get paid for donating sperm, all they can do is repay you for travel expenses.

Also I have a disease that can be passed on genetically.

>>35453245
>live in Sweden
>they don't get to choose, the hospital just picks someone that looks like them that doesn't have any heritable diseases

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Because I have... the fat gene.

>>35453224
>>you don't need to stress about getting kids
They have already revealed the identity of sperm donors' children's fathers to the children because the courts are ruling that the child's right to know his parents takes precedent over the father's right to remain anonymous.

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>>35453224
I smoke weed regularly so I can't. I guess it would be really funny to cuck hundreds of chads by giving them mentally ill children that they have to support for at least 20 years tho.

>>35453224
Sperm banks don't want my cum
I'm a 5'6" sperglord with a history of cancer and no notable accomplishments in my life besides graduating community college and wageslaving for a decade or so

>>35453277
>Also I have a disease that can be passed on genetically.
that's what makes it fun

>>35453277
You still get most of the advantages. I think you get something like $10 here, mostly symbolic.
>>35453290
That's not what I mean, you don't need to worry about dying before getting to reproduce.
>>35453307
Just stop smoking weed for a few months?
>>35453326
There's a lack of donors. Even this guy managed to donate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0QHnyQbPCc

>>35453224
My genes are shit.

>>35453347

How do you mean? They will test for these sorts of things.

I have keratoconus, an incurable eye disease that makes my vision really shitty, wasn't passed onto me genetically but I got it (bad luck I guess).

>>35453283
Please elaborate, I'm seriously starting to consider this as a swebot.

>>35453399
> you don't need to worry about dying before getting to reproduce.
Why would I worry about that?

>>35453224
i am seriously thinking of it and its not even just about the money. its mainly about knowing that you managed passing your genes no matter what.

i may not be a ladies man, but i may well be able to have my gene spread more than any chad, because i am physically fit, my health indicators are exemplary, and my sperm of highest quality. so let the chads have their fun gambling, warring, sporting, competing and doing all those other extrovert male things designed to lead to successful breeding while i just sit behind the veil and silently outbreed them afterall.

i shall be the modern genghis khan, save for the conquering half the world. and lets be honest, he probably did the whole thing motivated by primal needs, also designed to lead to successful breeding, anyway.

then i can literally die, and regardless of the circumstances of my death whatsoever, i will know that i was more successful in the only competition that matters - genes.

>>35453405
https://www.1177.se/Skane/Fakta-och-rad/Behandlingar/Spermadonation/

>>35453224

>Be Canadian
>Illegal to be paid to donate sperm
>Such a huge sperm shortage in the country that people have to import foreign semen

I would totally sell my semen if I got paid for it legally AND there was no chance of having to pay child support/be contacted by my offspring later in life.

>6'2
>Doing master's degree
>No genetic disorders or diseases

I could be making quite a bit.

>Condemning a child to live in this shitty, miserable world without even getting to know his own father

Fuck that. I'd never do this. Whole industry is sick.

Requirements for donating sperm:
-be black or be white
-be 6'0" or taller
-be straight (and never engage in homosexual activities)
-have no history of mental illness or drug addiction
-there's no sickness that runs in the family (diabetes, high blood pressure, mental illness, etc)
-have never been seriously ill
-have never had an STD/STI
-income is over $80,000
-physically fit

The rules are retarded and show a shallow understanding of human genetics.
Can't wait for real designer babies instead of this base level animal husbandry on a species that takes 13 years to even become fertile.

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>not just waiting for bogdanoff designer-babies

>>35453460
>https://www.1177.se/Skane/Fakta-och-rad/Behandlingar/Spermadonation/
english translation?

>>35453460
Helvete vilken chans. Tack gode robot, nu kommer mina gener leva vidare.

>>35453691
It's for Swedish sperm donation anyway, find some rules for your country instead.

>>35453720
>It's for Swedish sperm donation anyway, find some rules for your country instead.
I am just curious

>>35453224
>Doesn't get paid to donate sperm
>Only offers you shitty 3D porn
>Don't want to spread your shitty genes
I see no good reason to, but if they really wanted, they'd get liters of cum every week.

>>35453763
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.1177.se%2FSkane%2FFakta-och-rad%2FBehandlingar%2FSpermadonation%2F&edit-text=

>Why haven't you started donating sperm yet?

But I have been donating sperm for years now.

Because of my job I also move country every 3-4 - so by the time I pass away there will literally be dozens of my children all across the globe.

You cucks may ask me just about anything.

it says there is a height requirement for my country.

>>35454103
>it says there is a height requirement for my country.

As there usually is.
I'm 6'6" what about you?

>>35454000
Which countries have you donated in? How many children do you have?

>>35453457
This is the gayest thing I've read in a long time

>>35454334
>Which countries have you donated in?

Germany, Italy and Argentine.

>How many children do you have?

You mean actual children? None, no interest in that.
As for children due to donations: No idea, you don't get informed when they impregnate a women.

>>35454431
But you must have some rough idea? How many times have you donated?

>>35454623
>How many times have you donated?

Changed over the years, while studying back in Germany I would go there once a week (which was the maximum) since the money was a factor. Afterwards it varied quite a bit. Usually once or twice a month though.

>>35453224
>Lesbian couple buys sperm
>Both get pregnant
>They end up raising degenerate kids based off of your genes

No thanks. They'll probably tell the kid that they both had sex and then they had him/her

>>35453224
I got all sorts of genetic bullshit

believe me if I could fap into a dish and collect cash I would

But, it's probably illegal for me

only chads can donate sperm
im not even allowed to donate blood

>>35453224
Can't, I'm black. They basically turn you away because nobody wants black sperm

Blackbots are the only true robots

>tfw I have a sexual fantasy of being a human sperm donor bump and guys just jerk off and shoot their hot cum down my throat one after another

If you are a robot then you shouldn't be passing your genes anyway.

fuck your shit normie thread OP

>>35453487
this

humans are more cruel than i thought ,christ

>>35454133
i'm 6'6" as well

>>35454807
>>35454944
Their problem. The more children you have, the higher the probability of at least one of them (or their children and so on) being ultra chad with 10+ kids goes up. Or a sperm donor.

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I actually did for the money until they changed the anonymous laws. Now the kids can track you down at 18 no matter what.

I'm fat dumb ugly balding white and short

No women would want my sperm.

Consciousness is all that you should value.
Thinking you need to spread your genes, or have sex, and that it has any value is just basic animal programming, and borders on suicidal, humans can be better than that.

>>35453490
is this real?
realy orgainsl commind

Y'all realize that donating sperm has requirements....right?

Where I'm at you must be at the very least 5'10 tall, have any 4 year degree, physically fit, and non-drug user to donate.

>>35453224
They screen donors to be at least 5'10" in my country and I am 5'9" so I do not qualify.

>make money
>pay chad to donate your sperm under his name
>sire children

you have to be chad to donate. nobody wants beta sperm

>>35457473
literally government mandated eugenics
they do this because short people live longer and need to be supported in old age this is a drain on the economy

>>35457438
kek why the degree?

>>35457617
It shows you have money, and are disciplined enough to go to classes and make some effort to do well in class.
That's my best guess.

Though, they should be more specific with which degrees should be acceptable.
Do women really want semen from a liberal arts major?

>>35457547
Why Chad? Why not just your friend's name? Or even easier, use multiple clinics and spell your name differently each time. (Elliot Rodgers, Eliott Rodger, Eliot Rogers, Elliott Roger)
>>35457575
That's not how it works.
>>35457590
No, private mandated eugenics because women don't want short kids. Sweden doesn't have any requirements like that, just >20, not using drugs, no heritable diseases, no STDs, can have max 6 children. They try to match the donor to the woman, but no guarantees :^)

>>35457670
>It shows you have money, and are disciplined enough to go to classes and make some effort to do well in class.

Yeah, no. Those traits don't transfer to your child. It all depends how your kid is raised and the experiences he has growing up.

Let's say a single middle aged mom tries to raise a child that belongs to a billionaire. That kid will grow up with mental problems like most of you losers here. Whereas, if he's raised with wealthy couple that kid is most likely to succeed in life.

>>35457981
You need a certain IQ to get a degree, having one proves you're not complete genetical trash.

>>35458156
then why not an iq test?

>my genetics a shit
>cystic acne as a teen
>mental illnesses (run in family)
>cancer

they don't want and would refuse if i offered for free.

>>35458156
You need an education to be smart to begin with.

Humans at birth are stupid as hell. It depends on the parents on how they mold and shape their kid to succeed.

I'm done here.