What position does /r9k/ sleep in?

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>>35453842
Ay hol up OP, lemme help

mixture of foetus and yearner

>cue the ridiculing

>>35453887

Nah, senpai. Foetus is comfy af.

>>35453884
>#10
are there actually people who sleep like this?

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Yearner-Starfish
Some nights it's all about crippling depression, other nights it's all about taking up as much space as possible.

>>35453920
Yes. I made a thread once using this image and was surprised to learn how many people sleep in 10 and 11.

I'm either 7 or 14.

>>35453842
In whatever position I happen to be in after all the liqour and crying leads me to finally passing out. Isn't that how we all sleep here?

>>35453887
I have a mix of those two as well, its super fucking comfy why would anyone ridicule you for that

>>35453884
21, but my feet are sticking out from under my covers. I like me feet to feel cool.

>>35453884
21, 14, 12 .. Switching between these or hybrids of them

>>35453842
Yearner with my arms around pillow.

>>35453964
I can totally see the appeal of 11. I can't sleep like that, but laying like that feels nice sometimes.

10 is just fucking weird though.

>>35453842
Start off Soldier.
End Feotus.

I've been trying to find a sleeping position that doesn't give me a dead arm in the morning, but I can't achieve REM with soldier, so i'm still a yearner

>>35453884
arms 7, legs 15.

I miss sleeping next to somebody very much. is there a way to pay a girl to do this?

yearner/freefaller
What does it mean
if people actually tell me this means something then I'm just going to call them astrology believers despite this actually possibly having some meaning

>>35454345

>freefaller
>What does it mean

It means you are suffocating yourself on your pillows.

>>35453884
Essentially 21 but with the bottom leg fully extended straight.

I sleep in the "suicidal insomniac pondering on the meaning of its life": sitting to the side of my bed, unable to close my eyes.

>>35453842
>>35453884
I cycle through every single one of them until I finally get lucky and fall asleep.

Soldier for me. A lot of people say it's weird that I don't sleep on my side, or sleep so straight.
It hurts my temple when I lay on my side too long, though, which is why I sleep on my back.
Does this happen to anyone else?

>>35454530
Personally I do the same, but it's because when I'm on my side, i have a tendency to roll back on my stomach, and I can't breathe very well in that case (even if I'm only 50 Kg...)

Mix between fetus and yearner with legs and arms around 2 separate pillows and a pillow over my head and a pillow on my back. I have as many pillows as a 13 year old girl and I make good use of them.

I don't know because I'm asleep at the time.

>>35453842
probably all of those throughout the duration of the night

>>35453842
It randomizes. Usually I feel uncomfortable after some time, switch and then fall asleep and wake up in a random position.

>>35453884
10 lol

>>35454504
Even 10?

>>35454504
This, I've been told that even while I'm asleep I still cycle through positions.

>>35453884
>>35453884
i sleep with 4 pillows

it is a mix of 8, 2, 16, 21

but i always wake up like 20 with all the pillows and sheets in the ground

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>>35453842
<-- This (switching to the symmetric position many times during the night).

No, not a joke.
It's because I'm fat and have a low blood pressure.

>>35454874
once sleeping with my cousin as a kid, i also threw her on the floor

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This one. I switch between this one, the same but on right side or back.

>>35453842
Freeballer

Let's create a Wojak-Anon Sleep Positioning (WASP)
Answer the following questions:
Do you sleep on back (B) or stomach (S)?
Do you lay straight (T) or curled (C)?
Are your arms near to (N) or far from (F) your body?
Anything else?

I'm STN masterrace

>>35455073
>S
stomach, for the feels and because it tickles my penis

>C
hugging my pillow-gf

>N
to protect myself from reality, ghosts and normies

>>35455073
>"Do you sleep on back (B) or stomach (S)?"
>no side-sleeping

REEEEEEEEE

>>35453884
8,2,7
Thats me every night.

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>>35453842
I usually sleep on my back.
I sometimes sleep on my side, but when I do my back hurts when I wake up so I try not to.

>>35453884
2, but mirrored and with the arm that I'm not facing down by my side.

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>mfw I'm was a foetus but my gf left me and now i havent been sleeping well
>mfw I'm actually a yearner and been trying to force myself into my normal foetus shape

>>35455208
Sorry, there is no place in my theory for the wicked
I don't know how to accommodate your strange ways

>>35455501
>gf
>left me
That's what you get, you fucking normalfag.

>>35455511

>strange ways

a majority of the population sleeps on their side

>>35453884
Always start like 14 but wake up like 2 or 8 what does it mean?

>>35455501
if he humps too hard she'll fall off

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Fetus is best position prove me wrong

Initially falling asleep on my bed is always soldier.
Falling back to sleep after waking up without getting out of bed is usually yearner.
Falling back to sleep after waking up from yearner making my arm/s fall asleep, things get out of hand. 1/2/6/7/15/16/17/18/19/24

>>35453842
First three depending on night. Can't sleep on stomach because it puts too much pressure on lower back. Can't fall asleep on back for some reason, keeps me awake.