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bad. i have nearly 30k in my debit account. i don't know how to invest and don't own any property.

>>35479725
go all in on jnug

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>>35479654

LMAO I have $50,000 spare and I'm a NEET (used to be a wagie). Why don't wagies just put a bullet in their heads?

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>>35479586
Shits fucked anon, I enjoy watching the world burn

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>>35479586
This thread is now dead. Sorry opie but I had to do it.

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>>35479665
don't be so mean, we all are same here

there always be another day, another (you)

>>35479523
>What if the story would be reversed?
It wouldn't have though, stop being retarded.

>>35479523
Lol the only way that would be from a girl would be if it were an ugly fatty. No qt would ever have trouble getting laid by an attractive guy, even if they were crazy or autistic.

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>>35480795
>No qt would ever have trouble getting laid by an attractive guy, even if they were crazy or autistic.
So how many Chads do you know, who want to date an autistic pretty girl who rocks and hums to herself, not taking an eye contact? Don't you think if would be the social death for the Chad if his buddies knew that he is dating a retard? :)

But yeah, it would never had happened if Elliot had been Ella. Elliot was not fully autistic and he was very handsome. Take a similar girl and she could have found at least some decent looking robot to have a relationship with. Or even a Chad to have some sex with.

(I do not like this. Every time I'm awake during the night posting here there's someone sneaking in the corridore. It's either a homeless person trying to keep himself warm, or a law enforcement representative trying to spy on me and what I do with my computer with his aerial browsing device...)

God speed OP, I hope you have some spare rope around and something high up to tie it to.

>>35479478
NEVERMIND I was mistaken it wasn't my webcam just the porn BUT STILL FUCK my webcam was just updating itself

>>35479478
lmao how did you find out?

>>35479410
excuse but could you move your legs for a second. I really want to get the minecraft guide but you're blocking the isle.

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>>35479410
>what do?
step over her feet awkwardly without acknowledging her

pretend she doesn't exist, pick up the book, and get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible

>>35479410
there are desks and chairs here, you know

get the fuck out of my way

probably get paid utter shit which is why only pajeets do these jobs. unless you're a NEET with paid housing there's no reason to do it really.

its a good job to practice talking you should do it but your money comes from tips

>>35479246
Yeah I notice its always some pajeet, Ballmeet, abubakar or a negress. >>35479268
Is it really tips only? I thought uber gibes you just a cut based on time and distance or something no tips. Postmates I thought was tip and a % of delivery fee which can range from like 2-20$ for some resturants.

My roomate is moving out and i need extra moneys. Mommy pays for my apartment but only enough to cover my share of rent. I dont have any prospects for roomates and dont want to chance a chad or normie on craigslist

>>35478432
>rape
>not okay

Because I don't care about the animals.

Moralizing animals as if they where humans. Lul

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>tfw friends always message me first

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>ironic weebs
>no one plays anything besides csgo, dota, lol, ow, and tf2
>"I'M SO LONELY" even though I have a harem of boys to circlejerk with
>circlejerking avatarfags
>underageb&s
>forced drama

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>tfw only talk to one person and they hate me

>>35477597
>Be me
>I've always been too feminine, got bullied a lot because of it
>I think it was because I was fat when I was nine until I was fourteen, so when I got skinny I had a girly face
>I don't really know how that works or why it supossedly happens, but I do find it believable, because the shape of my face didn't change at all, while the other boys' face started to look manlier.
>At least that's the only reason I can find.
>I'm also really delicate. I know it's not really that relevant, but I grew with a single Russian mother, so even if I don't believe in that "all men are agressive pricks" bullshit, but I do think it makes the fact that I look like a girl worse.
>Most boys in school hated me because of it, but I got along with girls really well.
>Met this girl when I was seventeen
>She's a weeb, really nice girl, let's call her Alice
>She's not really that popular, but no one hates her
>Alice watched a lot of anime and liked yaoi
>I didn't really watch anime, but we were friends
>I start to watch some of the things she told me about
>A year passes
>Still get bullied by some boys at school
>Got beaten up for "being a faggot" once
>One time Alice invites me to her house
>She puts some hentai
>We watch it for the plot
>We see each other more often, trust grows
>One day she's on youtube watching some girl that likes lolita fashion and such
>I'm just there doing something else and she's watching her.
>The video is about that girl making a boy wear make up and a lolita dress (I'm pretty sure the video is still there)
>She sees me watching
>She says "Look how cute that guy looks"
>I laugh a little bit and agree
>She says something like "You should also do something like that, you already look like a girl"
>Why have you forsaken me
Cont.

>>35477615
>why have you forsaken me

Kek
Keep going, anon. I'm reading

When I was four I used to put on my mum's shoes and hat.

>>35477383
Why has this no replies? What thing are you in and how did you try to die?

>>35477383
Why kill yourself anon? If thats really you youre not bad looking or anything

>>35477383
I'm sorry m8, a failed suicide attempt is my nightmare
Better luck next time

original and shameless self-bump

>>35477166
This takes fucking long oksilamma

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Here I am... even if this thread is dying already.

dat is not a Stacy face

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>>35477047
>people use a book to hide their shame

What the fuck is she talking about? I don't read to hide my shame, I read because I enjoy the book. What a fucking attention whore

I thought this was a joke


Originalio

hey whats up gamebois can i get a cute belly gf to let me take in the stink of her hairy cunt and ass?

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Man, OP, I know that feel all to well

That is my ideal kind of belly gf desu senpai

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I'll stick around for a bit to dump some fat bellies

Do you call the character you play as a 'toon'?

>>35474548
For BDO I just call them characters.

Or waifus.

I play SWTOR
Pros:
>Great, interactive story
>Story depends on the class you pick
>You can choose between the empire and the republic
>You feel really badass if you choose the empire
>ITS FUCKING STAR WARS
Cons:
>You need subscription if you dont want to suck dick
>If you dont like Star Wars I dont think you'll like this

I'd vacuum the hair off her pussy with my mouth

She's adorable.

I'd like her 10x more if she lost the "I'm a big SJW retard" glasses.

What's this homely goddess' name