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>>35528664
gameboy, reading, naps

>>35528664
New zelda is comfy to the extreme

>>35528664

I find electronics teardown videos on youtube really comfy. Is it just me?

Content from the likes of bigclivedotcom and
AvE, etc.

1. Find place to live.
2. Rent Uhaul.
3. Drive to new place to live.

>>35528553
You can start by adding question marks to your interrogative phrases you lazy shit.

>>35528599
t. UHaul shill

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p-please respond!
or dont
but it would be nice if you did

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>>35528414
>tfw no gaybots that want to deal with my autism
feels bad my dude

>>35529261
its because you live in kansas

gunga gunga

>>35528373
this fucker still makes non game videos?

>>35528373
I will, exactly on 29th March

you die, i guess
this is not original, how surprising

listen to the same old music and maybe drink coffee

life is boring and pointless

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Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Not original

Whatever you do, dont overtext

>>35528212
with caution my friend.

>>35528233
What does this mean? Don't send two texts in a row? Or are you talking about 'pls respond' shit

/pol/, /ck/, /sp/

>>35528195
[s4s], /jp/, /pol/

>>35528195
/ck/
/fa/
/pol/

Ideally she'd browse /pol/ semi ironically, I don't want her to be a full blown 14/88 nazi

Yeah you're really something

>>35528173
>mfw she will never know

Eh, she'll figure it out when she has to start feeding you nothing but smoothies because all your fucking teeth fell out.

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Today me and my sister went to get water weighed, so I didn't have to take a shower, which was cool because it saved time.

>>35528170
i wear military boots

I can do whatever the fuck I want in my own home, what the fuck are you gonna do about it, beta bitch boi?

>>35528170
All the time, why?

...it's precum coming out. The equivalent of a getting wet. My advice is to rub one out before, you meet with sexy wymin.

>>35528072
its years of evolution

take her vagina and cream it

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>>35528072
The first and only girl I ever dated caused me to get constant erections on our first date. It was fucking terrible. Not sure if she ever noticed. I even walked back to my car at the end with a massive erection, though my back was turned to her.

The second date, I wore four pairs of underwear in hopes that it wouldn't be noticeable. She definitely noticed it, but didn't ask, thankfully. It didn't help in the slightest, by the way.

After four years of dating, she put on a lot of weight and could hardly give me an erection if her life depended on it. It was a case of diminishing returns.

I wonder if I had a date with another girl if I'd still have my original problem? I think that I would if I thought that the girl was pretty enough, honestly.

Lad, I'm a sperg. Success isn't guaranteed. I ended up a dropout with misanthropic tendencies. I know I'm going nowhere because I assumed my condition gave me success don't make the same assumption or you will be a failure who neurotypicals laugh at and end up dying alone. (Sorry can't format sentences for shit desu)

>>35528040
>too intelligent
not at all, it's a legitimate disability, our only option is paid sex. Women who'd want to deal with people like us are extremely rare

>am sperg
>people think I am a horrible person towards them
>just be constantly smug and trolling
>gf picks me up
>kay.jpg
I hate blacks

>it's another gnat flying around me as I get out of the shower episode

Buy window nets, you pleb

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>it's another 'giant moth that sounds like a helicopter divebombing repeatedly towards my face while I'm trying to play 3DS in bed' episode

>>35527902
That's not what cyborg means.

You're a normie.
Fuck right off.

>>35527902
You're a normie. Kindly fuck off.

>>35527829
vaginas actually don't feel good at all.
you have to stop fapping and cumming for ne week so that they feel good, a hand is way better

>>35527921
How do you know you fucking normie?

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>>35527829
just rape a girl anon, 90% chance you'll get away with it. St. Patrick's day is right around the corner, perfect timing.

>(male)
stop this

>>35527761
I wish I was a feminine weeb girlfriend (male).

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>tfw I have a feminine girlfriend (female)