Congratulations, /r9k/ you got a girlfriend! The catch: she browses

/pol/, /ck/, /sp/

>>35528195
[s4s], /jp/, /pol/

>>35528195
/ck/
/fa/
/pol/

Ideally she'd browse /pol/ semi ironically, I don't want her to be a full blown 14/88 nazi

>>35528195
For fucks sake, none. If the answer is she does, then i don't want it. We are all degenerates in our own way, no way i'm getting a gf that spends any time here.

>>35528195
/diy/ /ck/ /po/

If she browses /pol/ it can't be ironically she will have to be a alt right nazi.

/v/, /a/, /x/
How long till I get cucked bois?

/asp/ /pol/ /tv/

/pol/, /d/, /a/

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>>35528195
/c/, /r9k/, and /v/. i'm only sure about /c/ though. my passion for cute anime girls will not be compromised.

/e/, /y/, /u/

She'll know the true meaning of love and devotion.

>>35528334
That's my fetish

Original

>>35528354
She'll cuck you from day 1 bro.

>>35528195
/d/ /ic/ /v/

>not a single /fit/ in the entire thread
hmmmmmm wat could dis mean

>>35528404
Girls don't browse /fit/.

>>35528300
>>35528334
>Browsing /pol/ ironically
Is this a thing people really do?

/fa/ /pol/ /a/

>>35528404
We want real girls not the ones with a penis

>>35528418
girls don't browse 4chan at all retart

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>/mu/
>/d/
>/vp/

I like Danny Brown, gross sex and while I don't care for Pokemon a lot any more, it'd be nice to have someone to impress with my shiney Zapdos for the first time since I was eleven.

>>35528464
Tell that to /cgl/ retart

/fa/, /a/, /mu/

>>35528354
Not long at all

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>>35528195
ONLY three?
/g/
/lit/
/a/

Because /fit/, /v/ and /k/ because fuck you OP.

>>35528523
>/fa/, /a/, /mu/
The most hipster and insufferable waifu in existence.

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Can it be a boyfriendo too?
>/c/
>/o/
>/r9k/

/mu/ /int/ /leftypol/

/sci/ /lit/ /ck/

>>35528195
/pol/
/a/
/v/

>/a/
>/c/
>/e/

We should have something to talk about like those cute anime girls and it should be fun. Until she cheats on me, of course.

>>35528195
/g/
/w/
/x/

Degenerate enough to browse 4chan, but not enough to go to places like /pol/, /b/ and in here.

>>35528423
>not knowing /pol/ is satire
shiggy diggy look at this newfag

facebook, reddit, snapchat

what are the top 3 boards for crazy people? because i want a crazy gf

/vr/
/lit/
/his/

i've always thought of chan usage as a disqualifier but honestly if i met a girl who was into those three boards specifically i would give it some thought

>>35528195
girlfriend (male)

if not im out

>>35528195
/pol/ /r9k/ /o/

>>35528195
My wife actually does browse 4chan, and no I didn't introduce it to her. She goes to /d/ among other places. It doesn't bother me at all, and sometimes we find and share funny threads with each other.

>>35528603
/r9k/ /x/ /cgl/

>>35528603
/3/, /gd/, /i/ or /ic/
You'd have to be nuts to post your work in those slow ass boards.

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>>35528481
I'm not a girl, but I could make you one, Anon.

>>35528588
That's the type of shit redditors believe

>>35528423
this is the only reason people browse /pol/ anon....

>>35528637
this one sounds good. now where do i find a crazy gf like this

>>35528603
/pol
/x/
/r9k/
tbo

>>35528662
lurk moar fgt
originalio

/g/, /r9k/, /pol/

>>35528652

>I'm not a girl, but I could make you one, Anon.

But then you'd have everything switched around and it'd be pure awkward, mate.

/pol/, [s4s], and /fit/

/vg/ (preferably /egg/ general)
/k/
/r9k/

>>35528195
/pol/,/k/,/an/
i wanna animal loving inna woods nazi

/a/, /e/, /x/

/an/
/sci/
/int/

these are what my oneitis would browse

/co/, /toy/, /sp/.

/fa/ /mu/ /tg/

>>35528490
>>35528464
Are you guys retarted??

For me
>/an/
>/out/
>/x/
We could go camping in the wild with our tin foil hat and tents and be on the look out for spookies.

>>35528195
/co/, /r9k/, /a/

/lit/, /out/, and /his/

>tfw no intellectual gf

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/cgl/
/pol/
/r9k/

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>>35528195
/jp/, /vg/, /an/

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>>35528195
ck s4s tg
t
f
w

>>35528195
/tv/, /r9k/, /lit/


>Tfw will never have a /lit/. /tv/ hybrid partner

>>35528195
/r9k/ /s4s/ /lit/

>>35528195
/mu/, /fa/, /lgbt/

>>35528195
Even worse, she browses lolcow

/lit/, /tv/, /his/

And I don't even browse any of those boards

/vr/
/ck/
/c/

the perfect cute retro vidya-loving top chef waifu

>>35528481
>>35528523
>>35528544
>>35528551
>>35528552
>>35528622
>>35528943
>>35529055
>>35529526
>>35529551
>>35529580
>>35529643
>all these people saying /lit/ or /mu/
have fun with your pretentious pseudo-intellectual hipster

>>35528195
Pol and x

>>35530151
>have fun with your pretentious pseudo-intellectual hipster

Will do.

>>35528195
Hopefully /MU/ /ASP/ or /B/

>>35530258
TAKE OFF /B/ FOR /S4S/

>>35528195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E64JyDcGRC8

>>35528195
>/hm/
>/cm/
>/y/

one fujoshit please

>>35528195

/mu/ /lit/ and /ck/

Maybe swap out /mu/ for /sci/ or something. I love music, and want her to as well, but mu is fuckin cancer

>>35528195
/pol/
/d/
/v/

This comment is completely original, why I bet you'll never see a comment quite like this ever again in your lifetime.

>>35528195
I'd prefer if she mostly visited
/e/
/cgl/
/jp/

She'd be a cutie with experience, but she'll be settling for me, so it's ok.

>>35528195
/g/
/ck/
/x/

ez

>>35528195
/mu/
/lit/
/his/

/vr/
/gif/
/pol/

The best combo.

[s4s], /x/, /soc/

/lit/
/v/
/a/

>>35528195
/pol/, /v/ (or /vg/ is fine too), /h/

Runner ups would be /ck/, /diy/, and /his/

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>>35530151
>implying that isn't what I originally want

>>35528195
/v/, /b/, and /lit/
Amirite guise?

>>35528195
/tv/, /lit/, /pol in that order

/a/, /v/, /vp/.

/a/, /d/, and /y/
Perfect gf

>>35528195
/pol/
/ck/
/mu/

>>35528195
/x/, /mu/, /his/

I feel like this would be a sort of interesting combination. Mostly just because of /x/.

>>35528195

/sci/, /ck/, /k/

oregano just in case

>>35528195
>catch
Am i the only one who is under the impression that a catch usually means a bad thing?

>>35528195
/tv/ /mu/ /pol/

Surprisingly not original

>>35528327
>look at me! I'm different from the rest of thread
t. tryhard

/wsg/ and other irrelevant boards like /po/ or /an/
Maybe /a/ but I don't know what goes on there

/pol/, /r9k/ and /soc/ are the biggest red flags

>>35528195
/r9k /a/ /mlp/

I want a nice /vr/ gf to play Sega Saturn with

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>>35528195
/fa/, /lit/, /r9k/
I was having trouble deciding whether I wanted /r9k/ or /pol/

/mlp/, /diy/, and /a/

>>35528195
I'd really like to have a /pol/ gf because I'm half-black and I think that would seriously mess with her head. Plus the hate sex would be ridiculous.

>>35531668
Why are you even on this board you fucking coon? Go back to WorldstarHipHop or wherever you came from.

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>/ck/
I love cooking and this is something I enjoy doing with others, also because of the constant al/ck/ threads
>/pol/
Honestly one of the most entertaining boards, whether informative or not
>[s4s]
She needs to be N I C E and acknowledge dubs. Also, Keksandra cosplay would be real cute.

That said, my main boards are /ck/, /k/, a tie between this shithole and [s4s], and my backups are /pol/ and /o/.

/ck/ is best board, desu senpai.

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>>35528195
>/pol/
>/toy/
>/wsg/

>>35531757
I bet you're American
oregano

>>35528195
/jp/,
/ck/
/c/.

Not someone that I would find anyway.

/v/ /sci/ and /l/

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>>35531842
What gave it away?

May Trump bless this post with originality.

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>>35528195
/tg/, /k/, /s4s/

>>35528195
/ck/ and /an/ are good choices. I'd take /tg/ as the third.

>>35531999
Only an American could think /ck/ is a good board

I want a cancerous gf so how about
/b/, /r9k/, and [s4s]

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/vip/
/out/
/trv/

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>>35532071
Like I said, I enjoy cooking, but also in the past I have worked as a short order cook.
Apart from the constant fast food/snack/nostalgia threads, Jack/Joey posting, the constant Yuropoor OBSESSION threads and general shtiposting, there's a bunch of content that I both enjoy receiving and partaking in.

I always hit up the industry, al/ck/ and cook-along threads.

Hell the /ck/ challenge is going on right now.

It's a nice, slow, cozy board, so essentially get fucked and get out.

>>35532240
If you call that cooking...

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>>35528195
/ck/ /r9k/ /v/

/g/, /diy/, /wsg/.
A handy lady with handy interests who is into comfy tunes.

>>35530151
that's why i put down r9k and s4s baaka :-)

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>>35532276
I mean, yeah, if you want serious cooking, there are many great dedicated forums and YouTube channels to engage in.

But where else in the entire world are you going to partake in the experience of watching a man prepare fried rice only to serve it up with china and silver from Hermann Goering's personal collection (I have the thread saved somewhere, but I can't be bothered to find it right now).

That's the sort of shit that sets this website apart from any other.

>>35528195
/pol/ /a/ and /r9k/

/a/ /x/ /r9k/

/wg/ /out/ /fit/

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/an/ is cozy
/cgl/ peeps are nice
/vg/ or /fa/ for hobbies

/lit/, /v/, and /s4s/. Cutie shitposter desu but hopefully not a /pol/lack.

>nobody says /r9k/, /fa/, /sci/

looks like I'm dying alone

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[s4s] /mu/ /fa/

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>>35528195
/pol/
>>>>notoriginal gofuckof

/mu/, /sci/ and idk /a/? I don't really like anime like I used to but I guess anime GF would be fun? :/

/biz/ /his/ /hc/

[s4s]
/x/
/out/

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>/pol/
>/x/
>/ic/

Please reply, i feel lonely tonight

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>/r9k/
>/k/
>/tg/

>>35530151
I would love a girlfriend that is passionate about and interested in music and literature, but /mu/ and /lit/ really are awful and insufferable as you've described, and I can't imagine actually browsing those boards regularly.

/fuck/, /this/, and i'm trying to decide between /gay/ and /thread/

>>35528195
/ck/ /pol/ /tv/
how to cook
how to shit post and think outside the box
knows what to watch when I can't think of anything to watch

>>35528195
/r9k/, /po/ and /d/

I saw a girl in my tiny town of 4,000 people wearing that hoodie. Wanted to say something, but too shy.

>>35528523
Can you share her?

>>35528195
/r9k/ /sp/ /vp/ just like me

/d/, /r9k/, and /s4s/

>>35528195
/x/, /tg/, /v/

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>>35528195
/ic/
/fit/
/fa/

I want a qt cardio bunny gf

>>35528195
/tg/, /wg/, /pol/

>all these people thirsty for a /pol/gf

/fa/
/x/
/mu/
would be cool

>>35528195
/pol/ (I don't want a girlfriend that likes niggers.)
/r9k/ (I don't want a normie girlfriend.)
/v/ (Self-explanatory.)

>Too bad I already accepted the fact that I'll be forever alone, and will stay hugless and kissless forever haha i want to die

/vp/
/r9k/
/mu/
All I need

>>35528195
/g/
/a/
/y/

>tfw no nerd fujoshi gf that I can cuck while I get BLACKED by Tyrone

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/lit/ because I'm a literature geek
/vp/ because I love Pokemans
/r9k/ so she's a khv hermit tsundere

Would not ask for anything more than that. Any takers?
pic related, a realistic depiction of what such a girl would be like

>>35528195
/tg/, /co/. /cgl/

>>35528404
Would you really want a fucking Chad /fit/izen stealing the only girlfriend you'll ever have?

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>>35528195
I just want a qt /f/ gf.

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>>35528195
/aco/, /h/, and /mlp/

/jp/
/cgl/
/a/

>tfw no weaabo gf

/pol/, /ck/, and probably /k/, I guess?

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>>35528730
Hi, reddit. I said exactly what you're saying back in 2011. Please just leave and go circlerjerk over your epic screencaps you took for /r/4chan xDD.

Neck yourself.

/adv/ /p/ /sci/

>>35528195
mu
lit
his

Orgiami

>>35528730
How do we fix the reddit problem? Mods need to ban you faggots for good

>>35528195
/tg/, /ck/, /pol/

>>35528195
/o/, /vr/, & /f/

tfw i'm a girl who only browses /a/, /jp/, and (sometimes) /r9k/

>all of these /pol/fags

why would you want a retard for a gf?

Anything that's not the vidya boards, not /soc/, not r9k and not cgl is alright in my book. Girl I saw for a year was heavy into vp and vg -shit was awful.

/fit/, /fa/ and /d/ comes to mind as top three.

>>35535806
because they are also retarded

>people putting /pol/
I wonder why you don't have a gf
for mine, /i/, /v/, and [s4s]

>>35528195
/co/
/fit/
/tg/

I want a qt Barbarian gf.

/d/ /a/ /v/
Need a girl to who shares my interests and doesn't afraid of fetish shit

>>35528195
[s4s], sc2, /kpop/

/sci/ /lit/ /his/

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>>35534967
i'm not even sure this post is real.
no one browses that fucking place but me goddamnit

/v/ /a/ /g/

This is not very original, and I have shamed my people

>can't say r9k else it's a trap
>can't say fit else she's a fag
/a/, /vg/ and /lit/ I guess.

>>35528195
/K/ /pol/ /fa/

>/x/
>/cgl/
>/tg/
tfw no conspiracy theory weebfashion wod-playing gf

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>>35528418
>implying I don't browse /fit/ to look at shirtless men and judge them

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/aco/
/d/
/k/

/fit/ /a/ and /d/ is there even an alternative?

/d/ , /h/ , /a/

>>35528195
/Pol/ /cgl/ /ck/

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>>35528195
/d/ /tg/ /r9k/

>>35528423
I do browse /Pol/ to challenge my views. Villains sometimes have point, or so it seems.

>>35528195
[s4s] /pol/ /g/

>>35528195
Pretty easy
/out/, /pol/, and /ck/

/fit/
/ck/
/out/

>>35528195

/pol/, /fa/, /wg/

>>35538113
/f/ is good.

/m/, /ck/, and /tv/. Fits with the current person I'm with.