CYBORG 009001

>>35527902
That's not what cyborg means.

You're a normie.
Fuck right off.

>>35527902
You're a normie. Kindly fuck off.

What do these things have to do with being part computer?

>>35527902
This board is turning into NORMIE9001

>>35527902
you're just a normie
the term cyborg itself was made up by normies to try to justify their presence here.
just fuck off please

hipster robots are telling you to fuck off the board. Leave. You are a normie.

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>>35528555
>>35528571
>>35528638
>>35528657
Spoken like true robots. Now bow to the superior lifeform, simplebots

Move aside, true cyborg coming through

>have job that I hate making shit pay
>asexual 22 y/o virgin
>no social anxiety or problems talking to women, not that I want to anyway
>have 2 close friends that I can trust with anything
>have borderline crippling depression
>got too drunk last night and had my 5th mental breakdown this year
>probably going to check myself into a psych ward on Friday
>drunk again right now, gonna keep it up til the feels go away

Who here can match my powerlevel?

>>35527902
You're a normie, faggot.

I'm a true cyborg:
>26 year old virgin, but have gropped naked women before (strippers)
>Have friends, but no one really close
>Full-time job with benefits, but hate it

>>35527902
lurking 4chan doesn't give you robotic properties. You're a normie
>>35528725
having 2 friends and not being a neet doesn't give you normie properties. You're a robot.
>>35528923
You're literally 4 years away from going full /wizard/ what makes you not a robot?

>>35527902
Reportan
>Fun job
>Loving gf, wife material/shut in robot girl,together for 5 years
>Couple of friends
>Not good in large groups
>Not good in new social situations
>Lurk 4chan and game about 6-12 hours/day

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The name cyborg should already hint at its meaning. Robot inside, human to the outside.
Having sex and gfs automatically disqualifies you. A cyborg is someone who is able to hide his robot condition through a relatively normal appearance.

>>35527902
I used to think i was a cyborg, but in reality, I'm just a failed normie. 17-24 i was pretty much a successful normie and then burned out because i never acknowledged a major depressive disorder diagnosis i got when i was 16. Slowly i lost my friends, alienated people, and now im all alone.