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>>35582559
>being happy
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.

I hope she takes it away, just like she always does

>>35582559
very nice, thanks for sharing
needed something to make me feel less like shit, even if it's just for a moment

meant to be played during daytime sounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPsjpiBJ1zs&feature=youtu.be&list=PL0EA3C5A47709FD2A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLVUq0TnA68&feature=youtu.be&list=PLjHfEoW6tJ_fFG_PxOCN8_aiy9IJh6HVF

the playlists have good songs gotta look around :) happy day everyone! sweeeeeet dreamssssssss*~*~*~*~!

>>35582504
Black males can't be true alpha, because all of them an inferiority complex and low IQ.

Women also literally just fuck black men because it gives them a rush for being just one step away from full on bestiality.

>>35582504
The chick you posted looks Jewish. If you want to racebait go to /pol/
>she looks familiar though

You live in Culver City?

>>35582868
Wrong. Have you ever even been outside? Black men are perfect

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>>35582416
anime and video games! Immerse yourself, put yourself in a happy place! It's all gonna be okay, Anon.

>>35582457
can't motivate myself to play vidya anymore but i'll try getting in bed and watching some sol anime.

thanks, anon.

>>35582416
Make a list of th things/services you were going to pay for. Figure out how to do them yourself for little to no money. It'll save cash, kill time, and send your brain's reward system into orbit. Kind of like the same thing vidya, porn, and internet surfing does except you make IRL progress.

If you are white you have no excuse to have a good life.

I'm black so I'm not sure

I pass 20 of those

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>>35582368

Redtext applies to me
not a kissless virgin
have a girlfriend
have friends
own a pet
know how to cook
have a job
going to school
live on your own
have a car
>not in debt (from school so idk if this counts)
have good credit
live in a first world country
middle or upper class
live in a city
>own a mattress (using a futon currently)
own more than one pair of pants
>play an instrument
raised by both your biological parents who love you
taller than 5'5"
white
>female
have a penis longer than 4 inches
physically fit
in good health
have an I.Q. higher than 90
lack a physical disability/deformity
have good eyesight/hearing
not flatfooted
neurotypical
mentally stable
non-suicidal
drink alcohol
>smoke cigarettes
do drugs

What do I win?

-Part 2: Electric Boogaloo-

However, while someone might think this is something good about me, it's really not. I try to hide my feelings with this ironic shield. In fact, most of my jokes are about me, and my life in general. It can vary from, "Happy Birthday to me. I HAVE A SPLIT FAMILY!"(My parents actually got a divorce on my birthday 'n'), to just a joke about Parkinson's. Sometimes, everything is funny to me. I'm probably thinking to myself, "HAHA 9/11 IS HILARIOUS CONSIDERING MANY PEOPLE DIED ON THAT DAY." The fact that I'm such an insecure piece of shit, I'll just find hilarious. I can be a huge asshole during these moments, neglecting my friends just so I can be everyone's favorite fucking comedian, that no one actually cares about, in any other way then a short laugh.

Speaking of neglecting friends, most of the time at school, I just like to sit by myself, when I'm not really in the mood to make anyone. When I'm not in the mood, I don't even talk to anybody. Maybe if they say, "Hi!", I'll probably do my "hilarious and original", "Aaaaaaay!", in a deep voice. If they don't do that, I'll just generally try to avoid eye-contact, and walk by fast, and hope they don't notice I'm avoiding them. By the way, I just love how easily I could just go from being a "hilarious" attention-whore, to just being a depressing bitter person, who wants to be alone. I definitely feel a great contrast between these two parts of me, at times, where it feels like the two views clash when I'm thinking.

-Part 3: Stardust Crusaders-
I honestly don't know why I'm posting this, but I feel it's better to just let out all of my stress on this thread, rather than just spending a night crying myself to sleep like the pussy I am. By the way, I don't care if this is turned into a meme, because to be honest, I'd be laughing more if I knew that everyone was laughing at me, and not to the point where it feels like I'm going to be scarred by someone who I'm close with. In fact, I most likely will respect you more, unless you are planning to kill me or some shit like that. If you are planning to kill me, we are officially best friends.

P.S.: I don't believe in any of Elliot Rodger's ideals, and certainly don't want to hurt anyone I know, but I'd certainly want him to be my daddy.

TL;DR:
I'm an beta-male faggot who likes to blow things out of proportion and should probably get off of 4Chan, and back onto Tumblr, like the absolute sub-human garbage I am.

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>>35582326
I spent highschool alone as well. Personally I just put in ear buds and didn't say that word, everyone just let me be. Talking will just get you laughed at, good luck robot

i have an iphone 4 with a 4 digit numeric code i can't get into FASDFASDFASDF

i'm so mad. i have all my pics, texts, like the best media and everything ughsldkfjsd

>Brother brings up my old Adventure Quest account where I was #7 worldwide for a couple years in front of my new gf

>tfw you think about all the people that want to get back into their bitcoin wallet after forgetting about it for 3+ years but cant because they lost their password.
>whatever they had back then is literally worth fifteen times more now, could easily be thousands of dollars
>Just thinking about it fills me with empathetic anger and regret
>Id hate myself everyday if that were me

Come back in 12 hours then I will join you.

It's not even 6am here

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yup anon

feels comfy

>>35582263
Two glasses of wine

>>35582312
"Gruel"

>>35582206
wait

do you want us to edit this

or send our own charts

>>35582447
Yeah you just draw over it using paint or something

>>35582206
do you want us to edit this

This is by far the saddest thing i have ever seen posted on here

>>35582250
Agreed, who the fuck wants to be a robot?

>>35582250

worse than the guy who shits in containers in his room?

>>35582166
I got a handjob from some chubby cute punk girl on the bus in 2003

>>35582166
Once when I was about 18 I stopped at the country store near my parents house. I was pumping gas when two young women around the age of 16 came up to me and asked me if I would give them a ride to town to pick up some alcohol and then go back to their trailer and hang out. I declined. I am certain at that moment in time I could have lost my virginity and had a threesome in the same night.

However
>both girls were obese and hideous
>both girls were known sluts in the neighborhood
>they might have been underage
>I had romantic notions about losing my virginity at the time
>I was scared

At the time I was 6', 180 lbs of muscle and handsome. Looking back it's quite ridiculous that I was unable to approach women on my own. But being beta is something that goes beyond the physical.

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>>35582209
how do i into punk gf???

>so bad at time management that I work late into the night on easy assignments
>class early in the morning
>lack of motivation and friends

existence is suffering

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>>35582134
Mechanical engineering reporting in, I really hope i'm making the right choice ;_; I'll probably graduate with ~40-50k of debt

just told some people I was going to sign on to their lease next semester but now I'm debating on whether it was a good choice or not.

Fuck how expensive rent is up here. Place I'm going to sign on to is 685 a month + util, so a bit more expensive than the 650 a month I pay for currently

I got matched with a girl I know in real life on Tinder. I asked her on a date and she said yes. Am I gonna make it lads?

COME ON NO FEAR

>>35581828
>money
what am I a fucking normie?

Get outta here with dat shit

got about 7000 in checking and 20k in 401k/profit sharing. started that a year ago.

>all the elliot roger threads they start
>telling some spic to kill chinks and jews

>all the women hate threads they start

>starting threads about reading Rumiyah magazine

>>35581782
those aren't really bottles so much as tupperware containers.

you'll get this soon, I know it.

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Not mine but still an impressive collection.

>>35581812
I can't pee in a bottle I'm female

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>>35581710
>mfw 'your hour of browsing documentingreality is up' please register

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>>35581710
I think I'm too obsessed with WWII.

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>just went on the silicone trees part of YT
>blood over intent
>flat earth
>sun gazing
>black sun