If you are >not a kissless virgin >have a girlfriend >have

If you are white you have no excuse to have a good life.

I'm black so I'm not sure

I pass 20 of those

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>>35582368

Redtext applies to me
not a kissless virgin
have a girlfriend
have friends
own a pet
know how to cook
have a job
going to school
live on your own
have a car
>not in debt (from school so idk if this counts)
have good credit
live in a first world country
middle or upper class
live in a city
>own a mattress (using a futon currently)
own more than one pair of pants
>play an instrument
raised by both your biological parents who love you
taller than 5'5"
white
>female
have a penis longer than 4 inches
physically fit
in good health
have an I.Q. higher than 90
lack a physical disability/deformity
have good eyesight/hearing
not flatfooted
neurotypical
mentally stable
non-suicidal
drink alcohol
>smoke cigarettes
do drugs

What do I win?

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>tfw the only one I have is IQ higher than 90
WHY was i cursed with being smart but lazy?

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>>35582368
>>not a kissless virgin
>>have a girlfriend
>>have friends
>>know how to cook
>>going to school
>>have good credit
>>live in a first world country
>>white
>>physically fit
>>in good health
>>have an I.Q. higher than 90
>>mentally stable
>>neurotypical
Rate? Ama? Idk I'm bored

>>35582368
Then almost no one on this board is a robot then. Jesus fuck I understand some but

>white
>live in a first world country
>drink alcohol
>do drugs

You are excluding 90% it the board with just those 4

>>35582368
i pass a majority of these just not on the pussy meter anon that is why i am still a roboy i still have muh v card man

>>35582518
What doesn't that artist understand about fat physics?
Fucking F would look so disgusting at that height and weight. Fat is not perky. Fat sags. She just looks like a fucking balloon.

As for your AMA? I guess why do you come here? I'm >>35582485 btw

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>>35582688
Right? Just s fetus have thing I guess.

I was a robot but I can't seem to leave. :/

>>35582368
Check for all of those except being female and smoking cigarettes

>>35582518
>manlet
>has a small penis
>still gets laid
>has a girlfriend

How the fuck do you do it?

So I live in a first world country, I live in a city, and drink myself to death every night...alone. Do I still qualify?

>>35582782
Hey same. I was on the verge of suicide in high school, but I stuck through and now I love my life in college. Just moving away from home fixed all my problems. Not that my parents are bad people or anything, it's just that the environment drains me and I don't know why.

>will be motivated at school and social and happy
>go home for break
>feel like shit again
>lazy
>sad
No idea why, but I'm guessing some robots could benefit from the same thing.

>>35582838
First you need to realize that women don't care about dick size as much as your porn and race baiters on 4chan tell you.
Also women only see your dick after they're in your bed, so how would that ever stop you besides the micropenis case?

>>35582368
Ok your list doesnt even really make sense.

People who are mentally unstable overwhelmingly drink/smoke/do drugs. Especially suicidal people.

Owning a mattress? An IQ over 90? Are we talking about robots here or retarded homeless people who somehow got online and starting pushing pretty buttons on the keyboard?

>>35582368
I fail only 8 items out of 34 in your robot test.

Unless pajamas count as pants in which case I fail 9.

>>35582368
>not a kissless virgin
Nope
>have a girlfriend
Nope
>have friends
Like a couple, that's it
>own a pet
Allergic to cats, dogs and I don't know what else
>know how to cook
Nope
>have a job
Nope
>going to school
Nope
>live on your own
Nope
>have a car
Nope
>not in debt
Don't know, never checked
>have good credit
Don't know never checked
>live in a first world country
So I can be poor, live in a first world country and still not be a robot?
>live in a city
A major city? Because I live in a small city
>own a mattress
Pretty much, yes
>own more than one pair of pants
Now you're just being nitpicky
>play an instrument
Nope
>raised by both your biological parents who love you
Raised by a foster parent who is a single mother
>taller than 5'5"
I'm still a manlet though
>white
Nope
>female
Nope
>have a penis longer than 4 inches
My flaccid dick is 4.5 inches long
>physically fit
Not yet
>in good health
I was born with HIV that could come back at any time plus I have Schizophrenia
>have an I.Q. higher than 90
I don't know, never checked
>lack a physical disability/deformity
I have a lazy eye and used to have severe Asthma now it just comes up after I've been around dogs or cats
>have good eyesight/hearing
I need glasses severely. My hearing is decent though
>not flatfooted
Never checked but apparently I walk funny
>neurotypical
Does Schizophrenia count as Atypical?
>mentally stable
For right now, yeah because I take my meds
>non-suicidal
I think about killing myself a lot
>drink alcohol
A little
>smoke cigarettes
Nope
>do drugs
Nope

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>>35582838
>>manlet
6'5
>>has a small penis
I'm 8in
>>still gets laid
Yeah
>>has a girlfriend
Fiancee

Sorry u busy playing the master chef collection

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>>35582918
Hey, at least you're doing something. I felt the same way when I went too.

>>35582368
Bump n stuff it's yeah

>>35582368
>If you are have good credit

Is being a breanlet a mandatory requirement to being a robot?