Am i doing it right?
originaly original
>analy raped my hand
you fucked up man. time to forget about her and move onto the next girl
>>35605442
I had broken my knuckle
thats what i meant by raped my hand
>Anally raped hand
Does that mean you stuck it up your poopbutt?
Post your last text received from a girl
I want to see what normies talk about.
>wanting to be a normalfag
it's 2017 guys
>>35605410
Cool cool, what are you having [in reference to me saying I'm going to have something to eat.] Getting so tired now, getting ready for checks. [She works in a care home, nightshift.]
This was 4 minutes ago, and she is my wife.
>tfw too normie for this board.
Also, normie texts are usually boring because bitches just wanna keep messaging even though it's clear there is fuck all to talk about.
>"good night anon, i hope you sleep well"
"thanks you too"
r8 me
Why is sending pictures that you can only look at for ten seconds so popular all of a sudden. Please redpill me, because it sounds fucking stupid.
because nudos
>>35605346
It's fucking weird man. I use it for the Stories feature, just to update on stupid shit.
>>35605346
You send something and its gone, no need to worry about it ever again. In this day and age, that's a virtue, knowing that the govt and the nerds are stealing all our GBs these days.
>tfw complete slave to the sugar jew
>go to convenience store
>buy 4 for $4 boxes of candy
>go home and eat all of it in a couple hours
>end up feeling like absolute shit
>repeat every couple days
>>35605343
Eat fruit, it has sugar(Fructose).
Simple sugar, it will help if you wish to change your habit.
Did you know sugar rushes aren't actually real?
>>35605430
Did you know no one is real
Whats the last thing that made semen come out of you?
Ur mom lel
>>35605341
a drawing of a girl with a penis engaging in intercourse with a girl with no penis (who i self inserted as to increase sexual arousal)
>>35605395
I feel very sorry for you in this specific case
Quick /r9k/ a girl just asked me if i wanted to hang some time.
I read somewhere that if this message was sent late at night it means she wants my D. She sent the message and its 5 pm what does it mean??
>>35605289
it means she wants to hang out, i dont know about her wanting to have sex with you though
Hang is code for erotic asphyxiation. Bring some rope to her house
>>35605289
It means she wants to hang out you autistic twat
https://eroshare.com/s66y0q18
How does this make you feel r9k?
>another attractive, successful fit woman revealed to be hypersexual, is exploited again by dudes
>>35605276
best girl is still pure queen
i dont care. maybe they'll learn to stop being such sluts and going after asshole chads.
>>35605276
>posts a link to some malware infested adware phish trojan link
post the fucking pictures you cuck
>revealed that I'm a tranny to my family
>mixed reactions
>went to family get together today
>aunt hands me a card on the way out, winks and tells me to get something cute
>It's a victoria's secret gift card
What did she unironically mean by this
Burn in hell, you freak
>>35605180
to get sumthin, obviously
It means you're an attention whore looking for easy replies on the world's 2nd most deprived discussion domain.
You faggots are all attention whores.
Do you shave your balls /r9k/?
Only women shave their balls.
>>35605157
nothing is worse than a guy with hairy balls.
I wax everything from the waist down.
Because I am GAY.
EVEN CHAD GETS KEKED
NEVER TRUST THE ROAST
dude they're sharing a fame whore. I really don't think he cares.
>>35605099
Can someone explain. What exactly happened>?
>>35605099
are you stupid or you cant tell white people apart? she is fucking different guys in almost all of her vids that were leaked.
where is the cuck when she lets multiple guys run a train on her?
Why is Filthy Frank praised like he is the anti-normie of the internet? The entirety of his humour is him being random in bodysuits and repeating bad vine memes "ironically". Taking a bath in noodles and being silly in public is something a 3 year old would find funny.
>in4b "muh superior humour" just because i have an opinion
>>35605085
>Why is Filthy Frank praised like he is the anti-normie of the internet
...do you only talk to 14 year olds?
>>35605085
I like seeing people do degenerate shit.
>>35605118
I know people in their early 20s that un-ironically praise that man like a God.
How do femanons feel about the male pussy?
>>35605020
>How do femanons feel about the male pussy?
they don't need to feel anything about it
only boys can touch my boipucci
>>35605020
It makes me wish I had a dick to wreck boipucci with.
>>35605045
>It makes me wish I had a dick to wreck boipucci with.
MELBOURNE
>women unironically put penises in their mouths and suck them
lmao what the fuck dude
>>35604983
>women unironically put dicks in the hole they shit from and clench and the guys actually like it
>yfw women unironically exist
>women somehow used their disgusting roast beef flaps to convince society builders they should be allowed to vote and ruin civilization
Why does watching men punch women feel so good?
>>35604980
Why does watching women punch men feel so good?
You saw your parents do it.
>>35604980
You're probably a misogynist
>>35604996
You're probably a masochist
>"I wish I spent more of my life on 4chan instead of putting maximum effort into achieving my dreams"
Do you think anyone has ever said this?
No, because people at that age never used 4chan you retard
>>35604906
I wish I spent more time on 4chan than trying to make money so I could afford to do what I love, spend time on 4chan
>>35604906
desu, there are moments where I think of the perfect shitpost response to a thread, but go back to it only to find out it's been deleted or archived and I regret it heavily.