Am i doing it right? originaly original

>analy raped my hand
you fucked up man. time to forget about her and move onto the next girl

>>35605442
I had broken my knuckle
thats what i meant by raped my hand

>Anally raped hand
Does that mean you stuck it up your poopbutt?

>>35605461
if you don't see anything wrong with that phrasing then there is no hope for you

>>35605461
You have such a way with words. You should be a poet.

how badly can you fuck up

you've basically told her that you fisted yourself after spending time with her

OP here, i meant analy raped my hand as a lewd way of saying i broke my hand

>>35605561
we know, you fucking retard. the fact that you think that is an okay way to say that you broke your hand is hilariously autistic. normies don't drop the words "anal rape" so casually

>>35605611
once again, retard, anal rape is an inside joke between us.

>>35605627
>anal rape is an inside joke between us.
sounds like you're too close to not be friendzoned rn

>>35605684
This OP. I once got so close to my longtime gf she ended up friendzoning me. We got along so well we're best friends now.