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>>35703086
Took this test years ago, haven't in a while, but apparently I fluctuate between INTJ and INTP. No idea what the fuck it all means.

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>>35703086
INTP reporting in

put a bullet through my fucking head

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>tfw no qt ISTP gf who looks likes this

>>35702813
>You don't want to disappoint, do you?

Who cares? I mean really...

>>35702813
Thank God I've got a big dick then

Why should a perma turbo virgin like me be bothered by what people who I will never met think? I am at a loss here

>>35702549
>what's got you down.
All the animeposting queers haven't hung themselves yet.

>>35702596
>what's got you down
The discord threads aren't dying out either

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>tfw zoned out on quetiapine

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being called a little boy makes me feel happy and I don't know why

>>35700185
>tfw 6'3
>will never know tfw taller than me gf

>>35700185
>tfw no amazonian gf to let me lick her sweat after a workout

>tfw no /fit/ gf to ride me until the bed breaks

on a less sexual note
>tfw no gf that would be incentive for me to get off my ass and start doing some exercise that would improve my life quality

>>35697405
homolusting for straight friends is a dark path, anon

>still cringe remembering how I put my head on my friend's shoulder and watched him play games once

>tfwywn feel your best friend's dick inside of your butt
>tfw you're a pure bottom/sub that can be everything your best friend wants
>tfw he's straight as possible
>tfw I will never convert him

Life is pain

>>35697405
This is the fucking reason why straight guys don't want to hang out with fags. I can't fucking relax and act fake gay if you really are a fucking poof. That shit is not cool, hombre

if you want a man to fuck you in the ass, then just say so

>>35694792
I would like to do butt stuff but my butt is so tight I can't even get my pinky in with lube. Any way to relax it?

Also it really hurts when I try to put it in and it makes me a little scared.

>>35694997
i'm bi anon, but why are you assuming things?

>>35688660
No can do, she lurks /r9k/.

>>35688660
I don't have a mobile phone so I've never sent or received a text. Never talked to any girl, family or otherwise, under 40 on any phone.

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>>35688660
>women

This is why women need to be purged so that us men can be with eachother

I don't hate women...(yes, this was unoriginal somehow)

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>>35670918
>Minority
>Women
Excuse me, what

What do you expect to happen to half the population when they're taught that they're special little princesses but ALSO that they're just as capable and can do everything men can?
They've literally been raised to believe "You CAN have your cake and eat it too!"

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because i have social anxiety and feel like shit everyday
>tfw waiting too long to talk to a girl once again

Because "living life to the fullest" is just code for sucking lots of dick and making stupid duckface facebook pic posts.

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I am


original b

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>>35556296
Fissures

pro tip > sit on cotton balls filled with witch hazel.

>>35556296
I'm 5'9" and 230 lbs too, how do I know if I have anal fissures? I'm pretty sure I don't because I don't feel pain down there

ASH IS A WHORE ROASTIE BITCH REEEE

>>35556048
>>35556100
https://discord.gg/Tvkq7sG

Better Discord here

ree kill me

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Outkast tried to save people from becoming NEETs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CssC-DY4lO8

>neet life
>multimillionaires touring the world and entertaining hundreds of thousands of people

yyyeah no

>>35712472
They certainly weren't neets (at least not after they got famous) but they still made songs glorifying the neet lifestyle.

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why would a modest person ever get attention?

>>35712419
Because im thicc and you can see that even when im not showing skin

>>35712441
If you're thicc you'll get attention just posting pics of yourself anywhere online. How lewd the photos are is what dictates what type of attention you're gonna be getting

See ya back in a week famalam
This post is quite original

>change
>"just b urself meme worked"
have fun out there, id say youll fit right in.

>>35712306
>got a rl 3d gf
better you than me, norm from cheers

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>>35712234
I love to see young teen White girls getting fucked by Asian guys (also called AMWF)

>>35712257
yeah neat, alot of redditors are cuckbois, cuckboi

They make the same noise a person makes when they hit their toe on the leg of a chair