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http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51469938/ns/health-mens_health/t/science-proves-women-men-bigger-penises/#.WNH2CVUrLIU

Larger dicks are universally more desirable to women. Literally every girl will agree with this in a private setting.

Why haven't you started pumping or jelqing yet? Most girls have already taken dicks twice the size of yours. You don't want to disappoint, do you?
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>>35702813
>You don't want to disappoint, do you?

Who cares? I mean really...
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>>35702813
Thank God I've got a big dick then
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Why should a perma turbo virgin like me be bothered by what people who I will never met think? I am at a loss here
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>tfw dicklet
I hate being like this
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>>35702813
I just don't care enough anymore. If some roastie dumps me for nigger dick tyrone that's good for her desu
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>>35702813
Why do you guys do this to yourselves?

4chan is the only place I've ever been that has this extreme of an obsession with:
>dick size
>black men

It is almost always either
>White men trolling other white men
or
>White men getting trolled by other white men

What do you get out of this weird game where you all make each other feel subconscious about your dick size?
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It's not like I'm gonna get laid anyways.
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>>35702944
Below 5": The post
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>>35702937
I'd suck your dick anon, but I'm male.
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>>35702813
Because I have a persistent hormone imbalance that prevents me from feeling any degree of sexual desire.

Also keep in mind that most women you see with dicks near them are very small. That candy bar doesn't even fit in her mouth.
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>>35702944
Its not a big secret that 4chan is being played by the feds. They can change their IP and bump/populate any thread they want.
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>>35702944
>Why do you guys do this to yourselves?
projection and penis envy

I have no why they obsess over black guys
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>>35703002
Been 6.5 all my life. Average as fuck.

Just don't get why people care so much. Don't get me wrong, would it be cool to have some 9 inch python? Sure, I guess. It might be entertaining to feel like I'm slapping women in the face with a garden hose every now and again, but I can't change anything.

Why be so obsessed over something you have no control over?

You guys are just bumming yourselves out over something that in the grand scheme of things isn't really the end of the world.

I don't know, maybe I'm just getting too old for this shit.
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>Women with a greater body mass index held stronger preferences for big penises
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>>35702944
>>35703053
>>35703108
>trolling
>the feds
>projection
>penis envy
Cope so strong I could cut it with a knife.
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>>35702813
Why is it that dudes make posts insulting other dudes' cocks but you never see chicks make posts insulting other chicks' vaginas.

It is only seems to be guys who post the
>LOL BLACKED
>HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE?
>OMG ROASTIES ARE GROSSSS
shit.

Guys are at each others throats over who has the best penis, meanwhile women will actively defend each other and try to normalize when a vagina looks atrocious.
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>>35703147
Fat girls are more honest about their preferences. They have nothing to lose cause they don't have orbiters. The attractive ones need to make you think that They like small dicks
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>>35703125
>Average
Average =/= Adequate

>bumming yourselves out
Why would I be bummed out?

I'm not the one with a 6.5" cocktail weenie.
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>>35703191
>you never see chicks make posts
You're on 4chan, dude.
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>>35702813
I've actually grown to enjoy my tiny penis.

>>35703125
That's not average, that's well above.
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>>35703214

Nope, fat big bitches just need more dick to feel anything. A healthy in shape woman that isn't a giant will be fine with average/
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>>35703191
Men aren't picky about who They fuck. Women are very selective and if you can't compete you die alone
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>>35703290
Nice cope nigga
All women want huge ucks because all women want dominant men
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>>35703215
>mfw this retard keeps digging his own hole deeper and deeper

Alright, bud.

>>35703260
I've always been told 6 was the average, I feel like 6.5 being "well above" is a bit of an overstatement.
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>>35703354
Is that even english now?
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>>35702813
holy shit this is groundbreaking research, next thing you know they'll discover women also like tall men over short men. oh who am I kidding, that is nonsense.
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caring if you """"please"""" the woman. nice meme. money works just as good.
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>>35703366
>I've always been told 6 was the average,
They lied to you or they didn't know. The average cock size in America is 5.5. You're literally a full inch above the average.
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>>35703372
I'm posting from my phone. Sorry the girls licking my ass and sucking my cock are distracting
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>>35703366
>deeper and deeper
What, jealous that you'll never experience this?
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>>35703406
What are you taking? I wanna hallucinate about lewd stuff too!
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>>35703366
>>35703405
Average is 7 if you don't count micropenises.

Nice try, girls! ;^)
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>>35702813
>You don't want to disappoint, do you?
Why the fuck would you care about disappointing a whore?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63N6Z_NDM-E
this thread
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>>35702813
The thing that pisses me off most about it is that they did FLACCID penis size.

What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?
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>when she complains the day after that her cervix hurts

teehee
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Haha
>7" cock
>gay
Hahaha take that Roasties!
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I won't give my powers away just to have sexual intercourse!
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>>35703437
Not really senpai, most people I know got 6"-6.5"
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>>35703504
Wait, what the fuck? That's stupid, there's literally so many variables that can effect that shit and it's not an accurate giveaway to erect length at all.
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>>35702813
>8"
>6'2"
>Black w\ green eyes
>about 4 tinder matches a day when ever I feel like swiping

Still can't get a gf. Nothing helps if you're an autist with no game.
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>>35703558
>most people I know got 6"-6.5"
lmao

Do you live in Japan or something?
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These studies are always the same. They are completely concentrating on dick size and eliminating all other variables. OF COURSE bigger dicks are preferred to a degree. If you have two completely identical men with the only difference being dick size there will obviously be a preference for the bigger dick.

But it's such a trivial factor in the big picture. Relationships are based far more on personality traits than other things. As long as you don't have a micropenis you'll be fine. Obviously there are other physical factors involved too.

Also I'd be willing to bet that there is a limit on size being better. If a guy is packing a 10 inch dick the sex will suffer because of it. Vaginas get sore from sex if it goes on for long enough. The bigger the dick the quicker they get sore. You can't even completely let lose and just go to pound town because you'll hurt her. I have a 7 inch dick and there have been times where I've hurt my girlfriend. Add a few inches to that and it would be annoying as fuck to try and make sure I'm not hurting her. Just complicates your sex life when in a long term relationship.

Women like the aesthetics of a big dick when they're staring at it. But they aren't thrilled at the idea of being hurt when getting fucked.
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>>35702944
The Divine Amphibian endorses your message.
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Imagine picking a trip and actually using it while posting on 4chan.
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>>35703576
You don't even need game man, those women are hitting you up for a VERY specific reason, and that reason is not "I want a loving BF to spend time with". It is "I want to try out my fantasy of sleeping with a black guy".

It is a dating app for fucks sake, just show them a picture of your dick and you'll get multiple sluts hitting you up to ride it.

Don't take that shit so seriously, and certainly don't use it to obtain a GF. The women on things like Tinder are the very bottom of the barrel.
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>>35703645
>I have a 7 inch dick and there have been times where I've hurt my girlfriend
You wish, virgin
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>>35702813
>Why haven't you started pumping or jelqing yet?
I would do it if it actually worked.

Pumping gives you temporary very small gains.

Jelqing actually breaks your dick.
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>>35703666

Thanks Lucy. I just want a gf though. A lot of the girls there stop replying even if they message me first, which is ridiculous. Closing is the hardest part of tinder.
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>>35703637
No, I'm a horny faggot on this Peruvian lama trading site who has seen quite a bit of cocks from the posters here. Most of them UK or US
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>>35703719
>4chan
>people you know
??????????
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>>35703659
I know, right? Who does that even?
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>>35703733
I met quite a few of them senpai,lots of cute fags in the UK
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>>35703666
Hi Satan

If he's anything like the green eyed black sperg i saw on the train the other day, he's not gonna get laid anytime soon
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>>35702813
Did anyone actually read the article?

>"As you increase penis size, the amount of attractiveness scores gets bigger" in a linear fashion, he explained, until 7.6 centimeters, or 3 inches. After three inches, attractiveness still increased, but in smaller increments.
>3 inches

Yeah if you have a penis smaller than 3 inches it's kind of unwieldy and not very attractive to people

You guys constantly complain about loose vaginas
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>>35702813
>most girls have taken dicks 15 inches
hahah ok ok ok
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>>35704021
>attractiveness still increased
>attractiveness still increased
>attractiveness still increased
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>>35704021
flaccid nigger
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>>35704049
>7.5
Pretty good, anon. Not too big but still impressive.
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>>35702813

>tfw 5.5 inches long and 5 inches thick
>but actually 360 lbs and need to lose 180 lbs
>when I lose all my weight, my dick will increase at least 1 inch from all the fat hiding the full length
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>>35704114
newflash: you wont lose the weight
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>>35702813
>As you increase penis size, the amount of attractiveness scores gets bigger in a linear fashion, he explained, until 7.6 centimeters, or 3 inches. After three inches, attractiveness still increased, but in smaller increments.

BS clickbait article. Basically it means they don't want a guy with smaller than 3 inches, and that's probably not even erect. Basically the article is saying that women don't like micropenises. Big surprise.
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>>35704021
>>35704172
>attractiveness still increased, but in smaller increments
>>attractiveness still increased
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>>35704056
>but in smaller increments
Why do you so desperately want to believe this?

>>35704067
3 inches flaccid is like 5 hard. AKA the average penis size
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>>35703406
>you posted that on /r9k/
you do realize you need to be 18 to browse this site.
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>>35704196
Yeah and they won't go into the details on those figures because they are slim to none. If they had anything about "omg big dongs women loves" they would have it front and center in the article to invoke "shock". They got nothing.
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>>35704130

also, forgot to mention my voice will get deeper too

actually, literally hundreds of different positives from losing that amount of weight

it's like winning the lottery, except you've already got the winning ticket, you just need to claim it
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>>35703754
But are you a cute trap?
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>>35704252
Hell no, not even close to that, anon.
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>>35704264
Do you look at least look cute wearing a nose hook?
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>>35704295
I don't know, actually. That's actually something I've never even thought about before.
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>>35704021
>>35704241
Did you read the article? it's flaccid retard.
Also no max size, women liked flaccid dicks over 5 inches in length the best.
>And how big was too big? One of the most surprising aspects of the study was it could not accommodate an end point at which women found any penis too large. "Our curve wasn't going down at 13 centimeters so we did not reach the most attractiveness in terms of size. The concept of a penis that was 'too big' was outside the range that we tested and we simply didn't find an absolute maximum size"
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tfw five inch dick erect, two inches flaccid

no woman will ever be able to respect me
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>>35702813
>Most girls have already taken dicks twice the size of yours.

guess I'm holding on to my v-card then.
either that of I Fuck on my wedding night so the bitch wont leave me.
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>>35704326
>Our curve wasn't going down at 13 centimeters
>13 centimetres
Oh, 5.1 inches. Excuse me

This is bullshit and you know it is. I just don't understand why you so desperately want to believe this

Is it because the idea of women being vapid and only caring about one thing means you'r exempt from considering that you might just be a bad person?
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>>35704347
Exact same measurements man.

Four inches around.
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>6" girth
>tfw destroying buttholes and ruining vaginas
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>>35704396

>Is it because the idea of women being vapid and only caring about one thing means you'r exempt from considering that you might just be a bad person?

no, I don't care if I'm a bad person, I care that I'm sexually inferior
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>>35702813
Honestly, I've got an alright dick. 5 inches, but thick. Not the best thing in the world, but hey, some girls have tiny vaginas. It is what it is. Obviously I'm big enough if my dick genes made it through so long.
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>>35704448

Enjoy the toothjobs
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>>35704452
You're wrong.

Your entire worldview and understanding of human sexuality is garnered off an internet forum for sexually desolate incels.

Even if they do it's monstrously overshadowed by virtually everything else. Female attraction is so intangible it may as well be random.
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>>35704486
I've only had one good blowjob in my life, you're right.
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>>35703437
Sure, and the average is 4.5 if you don't count macropenises
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>women like bigger dicks

Stop the presses
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>6'2"
>dick just over 5 inches
I'll probably kill myself before having sex anyways.
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>>35702813
I am ok because no girl will ever see my tiny dick anyway
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Honestly, I said above, I have a five and a half inch dick. Is it great? No. But that being said, as long as I'm attractive, and as long as I can either find a girl with a small pussy, or eat it real well, which is fine by me because I really want to do that, I'll do fine.
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>>35703366
Average is slightly over 5 inches you mong.
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>>35702813

>As past studies have shown, women prefer tall men with broad shoulders and narrow hips... It turned out that penis size...was about as important as stature.
>tfw tall, broad-shouldered, and a reasonably large penis
!!!

>Mautz was quick to soothe men by saying that his study did not include other proven mate choice factors like money, intelligence, hair
>TFW NO MONEY, LOW INTELLIGENCE, AND NOTICEABLY RECEDED HAIRLINE AT 22

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>35704396
>this study is bullshit!!!
lol okay m8, I'll trust the scientists.
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>>35704647

And 5.5 isn't problematic, either. It's not even "have to desperately make up for it with other things" tier. Not "coast along solely on dicksize" tier either, but y'know. No worry.
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Women might want a larger dick, but it's not like you talk about how big your dick is before sex, and by the time shes looking at it, it's kind of already too late to stop unless you literally have a micropenis and bursts out laughing or something.
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>>35704827
Just be good in bed, is basically my issue. Which, you know. Is pretty good. I'd argue better than someone with a huge dick who doesn't know how to use it.
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>>35704841
>tfw grew up horribly insecure about dick size, and made it a point to get really really really good at sex with the only girl who ever paid any attention to me at the time
>grow up, fuck other people, turns out she wasn't lying to me, I'm actually totally fine, 6.5 and thick, nothing to really make up for
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>>35704563
Yeah but there is no reason to discount men with big dicks, as opposed to micropenises which belong to men with low self esteem which makes them a lot less likely to have casual sex. Chad has a big dick, and he fucks much more women than most men. This means that the average penis that attractive women experience is larger than average.
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>>35704841

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRiXcfp-1Y

"If only it was smaller, and easier to maneuver"
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>>35704544
Is 6" really too thick to get a good blowjob!?
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How does dick size become a problem? By the time she figures it out, you've already seduced. She's not going to turn you down in the bedroom.
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>>35705179
>She's not going to turn you down in the bedroom.
Some girls will, especially if your dick is particularly small.
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>>35705194
this doesn't happen unless literal micropenis.
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Jelquing doesn't work and is something people either lie or delude themselves about.

Never seen an actual progress pic from jelquing that was convincing. It's always just dudes saying "yeah bro I'm 8.5x6 now srs"

Then if you do everything they say for months they just tell you "bro it takes literal years srs."

Jelquing forums are just where little dicked men go to delude themselves into thinking they have bigger penises.
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>>35705214
It happens. I've heard about guys with 4 inchers getting laughed out of a bedroom.
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>>35702813
And water is wet. Science never needed to confirm this. Obviously not having a massive dick isn't a dealbreaker to most women but they prefer a guy who does. Its the same with height, or hair. Not being 6'4 or having a good hairline isn't necessarily an automatic write off, but women will pretty much universally prefer a taller, bigger dicked guy with a full head of hair.

Also

>caring about what women want
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Why are there always so many dicklets on here?
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>>35705245

I'm not but thanks.
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>>35705245
>/r9k/
>Filled with depressed, self-hating and beta robots
>Surprised there are lots of guys with small dicks here.
Stop being dumb and think for once, anon.
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>>35702813
>nbcnews
Nice source, bro.

I think this is the one they're talking about:
>http://www.pnas.org/content/110/17/6925.short

tl;dr: Women find men with bigger dicks and broad shoulders more attractive.

However this was just looking at flaccid dicks and has nothing to do with sexual pleasure, like OP implies. Pic related is their main results, deep red = more attractive.

If anyone is interested in erect cock size then the only study on this (AFAIK) is:
>http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079

Which found:
>Women preferred a penis of slightly larger circumference and length for one-time (length = 6.4 inches/16.3 cm, circumference = 5.0 inches/12.7 cm) versus long-term (length = 6.3 inches/16.0 cm, circumference = 4.8 inches/12.2 cm) sexual partners.

Which is larger than average, but not by a huge amount. It's still pretty artificial though, like the previous one, since it removes a lot of the other parts of human attraction.
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>>35702813
do a little dance ...turn around...fuck a traffic cone.
https://xhamster.com/movies/6555185/nenacd_on_the_cone.html
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the average black man dick is eight inches while the average white man is six, the tallest people on earth are a sudanese African tribe even the women is an average six foot, the most intelligent people on earth are the Nigerians they are doing better than even the Asians, the best athletes in the world are black they dominate rugby, soccer, American football' base ball, tennis and golf you name it oh and we've taken formula one so just bow down to the black kings it also takes six white man to take down one black man just get over it there is nothing you can do about the fact that god made black men strong.
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>Breaking study reveals how women prefer genetically superior men to genetically inferior men.
>"We found that in every instance where a female can choose between two partners, she will always choose the genetically superior one" Said Dr. Hugh Richard
>"We attempted to identify other variables such as confidence, social status, or personality as elements of possible variance in mate choice, we found they were not"
>Richard went on to show how genetically superior men (GSM) had more sexual partners, higher paying jobs, happier lives, and more frequent Repeating numbers when posting
>"We recommend that Genetically Inferior men attempt reincarnation as soon as possible" Concluded the Doctor

Wow, can you believe?
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>>35706427

>no repeating digits
get in the eugenics chamber juden
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>>35706467
I'd just take a knife and bifurcate his dick.
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>ONE shot at life
>average looking
>completely average dick
>circumcised
WHY ME

>tfw have a Chad friend that frequently brags about his dick size, how good looking he, how he can get girls when he wants to, and has mentioned he's uncut

>>35706518
Sorry I deleted the post because I needed to refine it. The only problem with your suggestion is that 1) we're friends and 2) I have a crush on him.
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I already have a big dick, but I'd love nothing more than to have a 12x7 monster that I can just abuse stacies with
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>itt: SPH fetish
You people are just as bad as footfags and futa lovers.
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>>35703558
>source: they told me xD

into
fucking
trash
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>>35704983
you are retarded.
Literally my chaddest friend has also the smallest dick of us all. Still has fucked literal 10s and have heard him being referred as great at sex by his partners (I was overhearing).

Get a clue, nerd
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This chart will end up being real in our lifetime

Mark my words
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>>35707246
>Nice try tiny dick, here's the real one
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>>35704647
Pucci tastes like salt and boogers though
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>>35706330
I can demonstrate to you how a god is unlikely to exist
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>>35702813
I could have a massive 8 inch long 6 around penis and it wouldn't matter because im a reclusive hermit
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>>35708293
it's funny you should say that, because I have a 8 inch long 6 around penis but I am a reclusive hermit KHV
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>>35704379
>Implying you'll ever have a wedding night
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>Tfw 7 inches hard
How can you white bois even compete??
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>>35708331
case in point. my isn't dick tiny at 6 inches it should be relatively okay but it literally doesn't matter since I'm never in a social setting with other women.
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>>35702944
it's a CIA commie spyop do demoralise the morale of patriotic young men
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>>35702813
>ITT: Dicklets trying to cope
Just accept you'll never cause someone to moan like a bitch when you fuck them
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>>35702813
>As you increase penis size, the amount of attractiveness scores gets bigger in a linear fashion, he explained, until 7.6 centimeters
>And size was most critical in tall men, perhaps, Mautz speculated, because "a taller guy must have a disproportionately larger penis to sort of make it clear" he's endowed.

>tfw just measured flaccid cock
>9cm flaccid
>tfw only 5"8'5

who /big/ here?
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>>35702944
>4chan is the only place I've ever been that has this extreme of an obsession with:
>dick size
>black men

Don't forget height.
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>>35707246
>average women find 10x7 satisfying
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>>35708707
Eww god your dick is fucking weird and gross put it away you lonely faggot
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>>35707246
kek this is edited like a whole inch over
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>>35702813
>a culture obsessed with dick size has women obsessed with dick size
The same thing happened in Africa and now black people have big dicks
No other culture on Earth selected for that trait so now white people have average dicks and asians + indians have tiny dicks

The fact is that either everyone is gonna start having exclusively black kids or maybe everyone's just a bit delusional about penis size

Also if you spend this much time thinking about dicks you are GAY
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>>35702813
Who cares about dicksize if no female will ever see or touch it anyway?
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Dick size only matters if you're having degenerate sex for fun. A 10 inch dildo feels no different than a real 10 inch dick. It's not like with men where no toy can be comparable to a human fuckhole because of body temp, textured flesh hole, smell, fluids, etc. Women aren't attracted to just the dick itself, it's who it's attached to. Also for psychological reasons such as being submissive. Basically what I'm saying is that if someone likes you, your dick size doesn't matter.
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>>35702813
>Literally every girl
Probably about the same amount compared to guys that like ample tits or tight pussies desu.
In the same way most have little to no real preference.
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>>35707246
I'm still in the b range, you need to edit harder.
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>>35709097
Pretty much this.
As long as its not a micro penis it really dosent matter too much if you are only looking for real relationships and such.
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>>35704217

im 2 inch flaccid and 6 hard hehe
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I'm just under 6 inches in length, but my girth is terrible

if by some miracle a girl ever liked me enough to fuck me, I couldn't satisfy her anyway
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>tfw 7x4.8
It's not fair
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>>35704114
Same measurements, same weight, except for I lost the weight already. Be prepared: the excess skin is going to be there, thus still creating the dreaded fupa you want to lose.

Your dick is not going to be bigger, man.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/60ndvv/my_story_an_what_could_i_have_changed/

this is just exactly what makes me feel inadequate all the time, it's turning me into a very angry person
>>
Can we dispell the myth that 6" - 6.5" inches is the average cock size and that 7" is just a little about average?
7" is a really big dick and probably less than 10% of all men have one that size. When we go to sizes of 8" and bigger it most drop to less than 5% of men. Porn makes men believe they have a small dick when actually they don't.
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>>35709343
Actually a dick longer than 7.3 is literally one in a thousand
Yet chicks will still believe its average
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>>35707246
>tfw when E and just miss out on D, which is still shit anyway
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>>35707246
>6 inches by 6 inches is the perfect size
so it's as wide as it is long?? Like a square block of cheese or what
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>>35709335
whiel having a small dick can present problems, that dude's cunt ex gf was clearly mindfucking him. I wouldn't let that story bother you.
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>>35709492
>what is circumference

>implying this isn't original
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>>35709343
actual averages don't matter, what matters is the average dick size women have been fucked by

dicklets either aren't getting laid or aren't getting laid nearly as often as guys with big dicks. that pull the average way up for what women have experience with. maybe a 7 incher really is a big dick objectively, but literally every single decent looking girl who is sexually active has probably sucked or fucked at least one guy who was 7+. so that's what you're being measured against.
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>>35702813
breaking news: women don't know what they want and aren't honest about their feelings

doesn't matter if you have a big dick if you have to handle it like a ceramic vase and you ejaculate in a minute anyways. you will still always be inadequate because of people like sting, but it's for different reasons. the big dick meme is being shilled because inadequacy + high sex drive = chronic masturbators, who are excellent consumers of all sorts of goods from pornography and sex toys to pharmaceuticals.
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>penis is 5.5" long which is often quoted as average
>almost every picture of a penis or penis in porn (even the lowest quality obvious amateur stuff) that I've seen has looked way bigger

I don't understand this. Sure I know that people with large penises are far more likely to take pictures of them or be in porn etc. but if 5.5" really is most common and large penises are rare, I would still expect to see a lot more 5.5" ones than i have.
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>>35709610
It's 6 inches at its widest point, like an extra wide tin of baked beans
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>>35709662
so what's the solution?
look for pure virgin girls?
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>>35709738
yep, go after ugly and/or sexually inexperienced girls
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>>35703125
You should know that the majority of 4chan, especially on this board, have a very deep inferiority and persecution complex. Not to say "lol anyone who is on 4chan is a loser" but there's always a tendency towards obsessing over perceived shortcomings and then rationalizing that every slight failure in one's life is entirely out of their control. That they're born a loser and that's what nature says so they may as well just deal with it.

It's also why there's so much obsession over cucks and chads and black guys. It's a desperate need to get a one up on someone they feel is even worse than they are, and this brings something like relief. With Chads and Tyrones they similarly feel these people are born under fated stars to become perfect and flawless, so they obsess over them as another manifestation of a victim complex.
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>>35709687
stop looking at porn
I look at cam girls who have a male model as a stuntcock and while the whores of course get ones with thundercocks there are actually normal sized cocks to be found too
strangely the ones with the smallest cocks are nearly always white americans, go figure
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>>35709687
Large penises aren't "rare" though, the average height for my country is like 5'9" but i am/ ive seen alot of people who are way taller than this on a daily basis. Averages are on a much bigger scale of the population so seeing a few hundred, even thousand pictures of pornos doesn't really dent the surface.
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>>35709772
>Tyrones
>born under fated stars
wat? Tyrones are a step above Poo in Loos
>openly called out for stealing
>only thing going for them is le Big Cock meme
Imagine your only validation in life is the perceived notion that you have a huge cock and then you are slightly below average
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>>35709312

little to no skin if you lose weight properly you dumbass, that means 3 pounds a week at the most
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>>35709777
>tfw white American with small benis

>>35709786
Yeah that's very true.

>tfw 6' but that would probably just make women expect my penis to be proportionally larger and be disappointed
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>>35709819
fellow 6incher reporting in.
Sad that this is considered a dicklet in 2017
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>>35709838
Mine is only ~5.5", and that's bone-pressed. Looks even smaller than that normally now since I've gained some weight. I was referring to my height of 6' which is above average.
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>>35709765
>go after ugly and/or sexually inexperienced girls
So, date way below your league or go after 13 year olds?
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>>35703191
Because there is no competition among girls all of them get laid while many guys do never or only with hookers.
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>tfw 7.5"x5.5" pencil dick
I hate this.
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>>35703053
>>35708674
a lot of you guys aren't crawling around the internet enough. this may happen sure but you guys exaggerate the extent it happens. if you guys don't think there is a lot of trolls and stupid people on here buying into this shit regardless of it being real shills or not then I don't know what to tell you. as for the black man thing there seems to be to be a massive insecurity with many on here about this. many even fetishize this shit with porn. believe me I know. sites like tumblr, discord and rabb.it have showed me just how much this is a fetish for many of you on here to see white women blacked.
>>35708774
yeah this is a big one to thanks to the manlet meme. a lot of this is simply the fact that you fucks can't stop with the "le ebin trolls and maymays" for just one goddamn day. too many people on here come for the laughs or the porn. taking anything on here seriously (like these two anons I replied to) is just stupid.

but go ahead and keep thinking that half this entire site is some massive government shill force spreading misery to you guys when the truth is most of it is your own doing. they are busy shilling on sites like facebook and tv where the real battles are. not a bunch of neckbeard nerds that are set in their ways. they target normies above all with the propaganda.
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>>35709873
>4chan got a meme president elected
>implying feds don't monitor places like /pol/ or /r9k/
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>>35709765
This is shit dude why does almost every girl fuck with guys she wants but we should consider bullshit we ain't sexually attracted to?
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>>35709907
Are you some kind of sexist body shaming pig?
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>>35709819
To be honest what scenarios are you going to be in where theres some kind of expectation on how big your cock is?
Maybe someone who sleeps around a lot and you have a one night stand or something then maybe, but then why care about that individuals validation?
If you're in a relationship then i presume, i don't know because i'm quite young, that it doesn't really matter? unless your literally like 4 inches maybe.
I know pinning negative emotions on flaws you have is incredibly common, but sometimes you literally just gotta say, i don't give a shit
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>>35709905
>4chan got a meme president elected

saying this is in itself a meme. no you fuckers didn't. you seriously think that this was the only place wanting to vote for trump?

god the stupidity runs so rampant on 4chan that we all dumb ourselves down more and more everytime we post, even read posts here.
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>>35704534
Your entire worldview and understanding of human sexuality is garnered off being contrarian on a internet forum for sexually desolate incels.

Female attraction seems intangible because you're a buttmad virgin who's never experienced it.
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>>35702937
> that girth
> dicklet
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>>35702813
there are studies that claim the opposire
In that women prefer average penises
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>>35709905
Did you run out of meds or something?
>>
i'm just scared to have sex because women will tell their friends that i have a small dick. and if that happens, i would have to move out to another place
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guys, i'm 23 years old, small dick, and i've been doing push ups everyday. from what i've read, push ups can increase test level. so can it increase my penis size ?
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>>35702813
You don't say?! Seriously? Holy shit, this is such a relevation.
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>>35710649
>women prefer average penises
In your dreams, pee wee
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>>35704326
>flaccid size
>relevant for anything

These scientists are even more autistic than the average poster in this thread.
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>>35710974
guys...
u
y
s
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>>35710974
>push ups can increase test level

Exercise can generally do that for you but it won't change the size of your dick, that's magical thinking. The only way you as an adult can naturally increase the size of your dick is if you are currently overweight, by losing weight.
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>>35712001
my penis is like 4.7" bonepressed.. it's depressing
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>>35712001
>The only way you as an adult can naturally increase the size of your dick is if you are currently overweight, by losing weight.
And even that will just expose more of your bone-pressed measurement.

Hard to find the motivation to lose weight when your bone-pressed measurement is still small.
>>
>Women with a greater body mass index held stronger preferences for big penises.
So basically fatties want their cake and eat it, too
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>>35707246
I wish people would stop posting this stupid chart
It has no references and every knuckle dragging idiot just eats it up
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>>35708496
by being 8.7 inches hard
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>Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS)
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>>35704809
Coca Cola literally paid scientists to say that their product is healthy because they're scientists, but yeah I'll just go with the scientists, too.
>>
because jelqing is time consuming and fucking sucks. id buy a bathmate but i dont have much money and its low on my priority list
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>all these dicklets, pencil dicks and choad posters in this thread.

Jesus christ, if I had a weird/tiny dick like you faggots, I'd fucking kill myself.
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>>35712956
>s-s-science isn't reliable because the large penis lobby inflates the average
That's some potent cope.
>>
> 7x6 natty cock
> 26EV
Y-yeah, every girl likes huge cock
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>>35702813
>PNSA
>Brian Mautz, the guy who let's his wife sleep around and brags about it
>study consists of 106 women
>.001 percent of the population there
>they never tell you lengths or what photos were used
>the data isn't shared in any clear way

Here's your (You) kid, hope it keeps you happy tonight.
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>>35702813
They like the bigger dick because it's more rare and looks more attractive. Guaranteed those same girls wouldn't date a guy with 9 inches because her pussy would get rekt and she'd be in pain every time they had sex
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>>35702813
Science proves the obvious once again!
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>>35708707
says the 6 incher
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>>35702813
>source size was just over a hundred
>they don't even give you a break down of the data
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>>35702813
I have a 7.25" dick and I'm 6'2" and I have a gf with DDD tiddies
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>>35703714
>>35703576
>Get the number and then a date as fast as possible
>Get touchy/sexual with them as fast as possible or end up in the friendzone or no-zone
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>>35714017
dis faggot

{orkiginnbal}
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>>35702878

Why do we care anyway?
It's not like we'll get to use it
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Rate my penis
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>>35714268
Source of this or name of girl?
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i was told six inches is the best size you can be and girls will like it the most. was i lied to or is that true.i would be very happy if it was
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>>35714467
Would like to see creampie my waifu/10. Berry Gud.
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>>35714470
Never mind, found it originally.
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>>35714509
is it bad i would really like to know
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>>35714691
many girls probably don't want it bigger than that because vaginas inside are only so large and anything bigger would likely fuckin hurt

I'm pretty sure anything ramming into the cervix causes pain rather than pleasure desu
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>>35714812
so i have best benis
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>>35714892
It needs to be aesthetic too so post pics senpai.
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>>35714356
>that's not the point!
>what am I getting at? well, uh...
>you missed the point!
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>>35703437
>>35704563
This is too meta for me. I'm going to be alone forever.
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>>35702813

I doubt most girls have taken a 14 inch dick, unless getting fucked by horses is okay with normaltards now.
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>>35715792
>14"
>horses
About 1/10 men have a dick that size, sweetie
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>>35702813

Wow women like big dicks what a shocking discovery
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>>35702937
This is the equivalent of a Stacey going "waaah I'm so ugly" with a pic of her posing

Fuck off
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>>35703517
Fuck. I wish I could do this.

I wish a girl would say stuff like that to me.
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