>tfw 5'9 230lbs obese

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>>35556296
Fissures

pro tip > sit on cotton balls filled with witch hazel.

>>35556296
I'm 5'9" and 230 lbs too, how do I know if I have anal fissures? I'm pretty sure I don't because I don't feel pain down there

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>>35556341
>I'm pretty sure I don't because I don't feel pain down there
That's pretty much it. I fee my ass burning whenever I wiped the last two weeks using wet wipes and I decided to take pics. Lo and behold there they were.

>>35556333
Will keep it in mind. Bought me some Preparation H too.

>>35556388
How do you even angle your camera like that? Did you lay on your side or sit on the edge of a chair and take it?

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>>35556408
Squatted and put my phone under my ass. Ez
Kill me

get some fucking fiber nigga

>>35556521
>that amount of hair
Are you Greek or something?
>tfw afraid I would shit on my phone if I squat because I just ate Taco Bell 10 minutes ago

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>>35556551
Nah. Salvadoran.
Here's a pic of what I think might be an STD for the hell of it.

>>35556530
I don't think there's anyone that eats more fiber than me.

>Chronic anal fissures for my life from 12- today
You know nothing of pain.
I just spent 35 minutes trying to scrape out an extremely bulk stool, having to use both my hands to push/pull it out, while trying not to stress out or else my anal fissure would be torn open again.
Oh and I have hemorrhoids.
Fucking normies and their healthy bowels.

>step one, stop bearing down
>step two, enema
>step three, lose weight and or diet and such
>step four, blood pressure meds
Mine start to go away. There's always one pile that wants to come back, but I never wipe and always use water and put a very small amount of baby oil on me to never feel pain. And no bleeding. Butt that's me. They come and they go, but they are always there wanting to expand if you're not careful, as we all have veins.

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>I have clicked and looked at each picture of this mans asshole.

What
the fuck
is
wrong
with
me

>>35556662
wats the std im supposed to see?

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>>35556711
now u did it twice lol

>inb4 le buttsex? XD
>>35556668 is me. this is mild.

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>>35556733
Those little tiny dots. I hope they're molluscum contagiosa and not herpes.

>>35556668
Anon please. Have you ever gotten to the point of using qtips to scoop out shit out of your asshole because the massive turd will not come out? If no you're a normie.

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>>35556711
Wanna take a look at muh dick instead?

>>35556798
>Anon please. Have you ever gotten to the point of using qtips to scoop out shit out of your asshole because the massive turd will not come out?
Nigger I JUST said I had to use my fucking hands and fingers to do that, 10 minutes ago.

>>35556776
Holy shit that is bad. Is that blood internal or from your external roids?

>>35556821
Don't you hate that your fupa is covering like 2 or 3 inches of your dick? (I'm the 5'9" 230lbs guy too)
I have a 7 inch dick but only 5 inches of that is visible without me pulling the skin back

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>>35556899
Yup. In these pictures I'm holding my fat a little back. Without using hands I measure at 6-6.5 inch
I'd probably be a 7

I'm 6'3, 148 lbs, and I have anal fissures that bleed. Why?

>>35556979
Everyone on /r9k/ has a bigger dick than me. I hate that you're in horrible shape and have so many things wrong with your health but at the end of the day a girl would prefer your dick over mine. I will never amount to anything.

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>>35556296
It sounds like you're eating plenty of fiber. Either start consuming less fiber, or drink a lot more water. Maybe a combination of both. Fiber absorbs lots of water and if your shits are rock hard, you may be a bit dehydrated.

>>35557050
reminds me of this for some reason
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2204608/posts

>>35556855
The blood is from an internal fissure of my anus. The internal sphincter has undergone constant rupturing and bleeding though most of my adolescent years until now. The internal sphincter is impossible to control consciously, and as such it is almost impossible for me to heal as it will keep getting torn open after even one bad bowel movement. Last month I had botox injected into the internal sphincter in order to relax it so I can heal. I still have a long way to go.

>>35557200
Actually going to the doctor for something like that sounds too scary. You figured you'd just get used to giving yourself enemas, but I don't know. You're supposed to be more elastic than that and it's supposed to heal super fast.

>>35557244
>You figured you'd just get used to giving yourself enemas
This would not have made any difference.
>Actually going to the doctor for something like that sounds too scary.
I'm utterly unphased by it now. I have a strong relationship with my doctor and trust her very much. I lost all shame when they first took a look.
>You're supposed to be more elastic than that and it's supposed to heal super fast.
Yeah, well, people aren't supposed to get cancer and depression and all that. This is "my issue" and I intend to finish it no matter what.

>>35557411
>>35557321
I'm just saying I feel sorry for you and almost know the feel. In case >>35557411 doesn't read that way that is the point is that I feel the horror.

oh well though I guess I'll delete my comments

Ive dealt with hemorrhoids for a long time. It fucking sucks. I also have IBS.

I have come to realize only using baby wipes or preparation H wipes. They really help.
I remember seeing the first streak of blood on my shit and freaking the fuck out. Ill probably die of colon or bowel cancer by the time Im 40. My dad passed away from bowel cancer at 45 so fuck it.

>>35557437
I can see how it would be difficult to come to the doctor if it was a result of sexual activity and everything.
>>35557464
What's the point, they're all archived, anyone with 4chan x can see them lol. Anyway... I need to get some aspirin.

do not constantly use preparation H you will soften up your asshole skin with the gel and it will tear even easier

>>35557544
Because it changes the mood and subject of the thread and comes off as cancer.

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>>35556776
GODDAMN! go see a doctor dude! Jesus Christ!

>>35557049
Skinny guy with a small dick probably still has more chance at getting pussy than me. I'm still social awkward so muh dick has only entered paid whores before. Strangely enough some asian sluts complain/admire my dick and sometimes tell me to slow down because it's too big for them.

I have an anal prolapse, it pops out everytime I poop and goes back in after pooping. If it was not for the blood it would not be that bad

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How do you have such disgusting asses?

I rape my butthole with dildos most nights and with 24 hours it's back to normal.

I can't comprehend the force of your shits, that could do so much damage..

>>35556296
Just call them anal fizzers to sound cool and hip.