>tfw you're gay and your straight best friend does something

>>35697405
homolusting for straight friends is a dark path, anon

>still cringe remembering how I put my head on my friend's shoulder and watched him play games once

>tfwywn feel your best friend's dick inside of your butt
>tfw you're a pure bottom/sub that can be everything your best friend wants
>tfw he's straight as possible
>tfw I will never convert him

Life is pain

>>35697405
This is the fucking reason why straight guys don't want to hang out with fags. I can't fucking relax and act fake gay if you really are a fucking poof. That shit is not cool, hombre

>>35697569
>pure bottom/sub
E U R O P E

this thread is fucking gay, tell us more op

One time in high school I hurt my foot and my straight friend gently carried me to the nurse. How do you expect me to not fall for you after that?

>>35697405
Jesus cbrist m8 go suck him off like the little faggot you are

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>tfw gay
>tfw you will never be someone's boywife
>tfw you will age into an ugly old man

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>tfw you'll never find a virgin sub feminine bf to lewd and cuddle with

And I'm not in the US.

>>35697405
>back in college
>studying chemistry with my straight friend
>chemistry book was in his lap
>I was getting really sleepy
>I basically just laid down on the book in his lap and read stuff to him
>The only thing between my head and his lap was that book

It wasn't a big deal, but it still felt pretty good.

>>35697616
Sorry, I'm an American.

>>35697634
>tfw used to run cross country
>kept me tight and sexy for the boys
>killed my knee
>soft little bitch so I didn't want to walk
>this gorgeous decathlon boy picked me up and carried me back
>literally hiding my boner while I was in his arms

>>35697405
>straight and also a little gay
>tfw no cute gayboi friend to suck me off
Where do I meet one?

>>35697405
Because some people can be kind and compassionate without wanting something in return.

>>35697405
Don't be a fucking retard by going full homolust.

DON'T FUCKING FINISH A FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE OF YOUR FAGGOTRY AND NEVER SAY YOU'RE GAY.

And over here on your right, you will see a glimpse of what mentally and emotionally damaged roasties think. The interesting part is that these specimens are male.

In the next part of our tour we will be observing a trap in it's natural habitat.

>be straight
>have gay best friend
>know he likes me
>worry everything I do is making him want me more
Is this how girls feel?

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>>35697405
>tfw I was flirting with a gay coworker just as a way to practice flirting in general

well at least I didn't go as far as make him my practice gf

Also, your friend is just being a friend, don't be gay at him.

Look, two guys can fuck once in a while and it's not gay at all. It's bromance.

>>35697405
My best friend definitely started throwing homo vibes at me and it ruined our friendship for a few years before he finally came out as gay and got a real BF that wasnt me.

>>35697938
How did it ruin the friendship? Did he just get too weird?

>>35697863
You may have actually cracked it anon. I have been the homo in this situation btw and it must be awkward indeed for the non-homo. At least I got a serious kiss out of it.

>>35697991
How does it not ruin the friendship? How can you be bros with someone who wants a completely different type of relationship?

>>35697997
I dont really mind though. It would be hypocritical to freak out just because he wants the D.

>>35698191
But that still puts you in the position of the woman. He's effectively an orbiter at this point.

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TFW no older brother vibes older gay friend
TFW will never find first real spark of love
TFW he hurt me

Feels bad guys

>>35698223
I think we'd still be bros regardless. He has a bf and it's not like I ever take advantage of him or use him as a confidence booster.

>>35698266
I suppose those two points are the crucial difference that I had overlooked. I suppose at the end of they day you have to ask yourself whether you could be 'just friends' with a woman whom you will never have a relationship with, but with whom you would like one. If so, fair dos.

>tfw my bf fucks other guys because my dick is tiny and I hate being top

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>>35697405
>talking to a dude
>think I'm making a friend
>turned out to be a fag
God damn gay people why do you ruin everything

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I'm 21 and so beta I'm at the beck and call of an 18 yr old chad that holds my leash on Discord. He's hetero and abuses/uses me because I have too much homolust to say no.

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>>35698461
Seriously, gay friends can be the best but I fucking hate when they KNOW you're straight and keep hitting on you and talking to you purely out of homolust. Chill out, I'm straight damnit

>>35697541
>>35697405

AHHH THIS FEEL IS TOO REAL PLS STOP.

>>35697405
>gay people find the idea of being nice exceptional
really makes you think

>>35699721
They're on to something anon I only really liked a gay dude when he treated me nicely. They've got that allure about them idk what it is.

>be straight
>have gay friend
>suddenly conversation is about sex
>he starts talking about some of the things he does during sex
I'm not trying to be a dick, but we really don't wanna hear that shit. It kills conversation

>be 12
>at neighbors house
>playing yugioh, pokemon, or some shit
>friend pulls out handwritten letter
>start reading letter
>ask friend what "being yag" means
>he says "read it backwards"
>realize note is love letter
>...
>throw that shit away like i never read it
>ask if were playing more pokemon
>baka

>tfw homolust increases whenever someone does a nice thing to you

I fucking hate this and I fucking hate feeling this way towards other straight guys. How can I stop this?

>>35700071
what's gay gnieb?

>>35700110
Learn to divorce sex from standard social interaction and friendship you pervert.

>>35697405
Why are you such a cuck sub fag? Literally why? I'm scratching my head here, this did not happen 30 years ago.

>>35697541
Why must I do these things out of desperation? I could have sworn he likes guys too....

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>>35697541

This. I never did it but I have a ''''probably''''' gay friend who did this to his friend. I fucking died in side. Why can't it be me?

>haven't come out as bi
>have lots of gay friends

i hope i've never been on the other end of this...

>>35700177
It literally did though.

>>35699949
You're being like a woman if you don't directly tell your bro you dont want to hear about it. Not saying no essentially implies consent.

>>35697742
Nope. You're a faggot buddy.

Of course this isn't original

>>35700222
you got a permit for those numbers anon?

but yeah i'm with you, but i'm autistic so even if one hit on me id have no idea, honestly one might have now that I think of it, he described what sort of guys hes into and it fit me to a T

what do anons?

>>35700461
build a time machine and ask him out obviously

>>35700262
Maybe in isolated instances it did. But the shear amount of cuckery that happens today is exponentially increasing.

>>35700461
Fuck him in the ass while you're dressed as Bulma from the first saga of original Dragon Ball

>>35700483
but anon i'm retarded.

>>35700513
I have the dadbod tho, hes the trap.

>>35700592
Then get him to dress up like Bulma and you dress up like a rapist

>>35700461
>tfw gay
>never came out and never will come out because I am ashamed
>even if I came out I would be too beta to actually be in a relationship
>have only one friend who I like a lot and is really nice to me
>never do or say anything homo out of fear of ruining the friendship
my life is a lie

>>35700813
>tfw bi
>never will "come out" because don't feel pressure of doing so
>will only care when I find someone I like

>>35700813
Work out, get alpha, then drug him and stick your dick in him
If he wakes up and likes it, you may not get arrested.
Alternative plan is to just go on a gay dating site

>Tfw don't like gays but oldest friend is gay so just spend all my time subtly leading him on and making him my slave

Feels good

>>35700895
his friend might like feminine boys, and getting alpha and working out is unnecessary if he drugs his friend. you just want him to be muscular because you think it's hot!

>>35697405
My gay best mate kept begging me to let him suck my dick for months on end.
I finally let him.
Now we end up fucking when we get drunk.
Don't be a dickhead and pressure him into shit he's not comfortable with.

>>35700892
>>will only care when I find someone I like
which will never happen. iktf

>>35700895
I don't think that would work

>>35700938
No, he is straight. And I am not going to try to convert him or whatever because I am jeleaus of his straight-ness

>new guy at work, obviously gay
>act welcoming and friendly because why not
>now he's crushing on me and being a fag

I knew I shouldn't have treated him like a normal person, now everything's uncomfortable.

>>35700938
I actually really like femboys, both with fucking and getting fucked

>>35701005
just say he's not your type, (being a man and all, but you can leave that one out , your choice)

I confessed to my straight friend that I had a crush on him and told him that it fucks me up and he still teases me like what the fuck dude

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>>35697405
>gay
kys

>>35700931
How is he a slave?

>>35701005
This is why you should never try to be friendly with gays, they simply are not capable of normal human understanding.

>>35700983
>Now we end up fucking when we get drunk.
Are you saying you dont like it? No ones got a gun to your head.

>>35701052
I told him I was bi just to get him to suck my cock when I was really drunk and horny, then kicked him out

This has happened like 4 times lol

>gay but closeted
>at school and rumours that i am gay go around
>guys start spanking my arse all the time and dry humping me to tease me
>pretend to hate it
>haven't had any physical contact since

I just want guys to treat me like a piece of meat desu

>>35701155
Pretend it's like one of your Japanese animes
In other words, be a trap

>>35701213
would be too late for that even i wanted too

don't have a desire to be a girl, just want to be a guy who gets fucked by men

Fuck you op I'm done with these fags posting threads and saying there fags and acting like it's not a big deal. YOU HAVE A DISABILITY GAY IS A MENTAL CONDITION. Fuckin faggot nigger

>>35701306
being alive is a mental condition

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> be straight robot, have good friend I've known since kindergarten
> think my friend is also a robot because he hasn't had a gf
> but then he gradually starts doing more and more gay shit as time goes on
> standing too close to me
> making a few too many jokes about dicks
> I bring up women and he's sort of uncomfortable
> tried to hold my hand during a movie
> when I was sleeping over in his room he jerked himself off pretty damn loudly when he thought I was asleep
> literally said "I'm gay" to me in a sort of jokey "what do yoshis eggs smell like sort of way"


Honestly I'm far too uncomfortable about the whole thing to even bring it up to him.

>>35701333
Fuck I'm beta. But fuck faggots i voted against gay marriage. Searsouly why do so many anons seem to support gay

>>35701421
marriage doesn't have to do with church anymore

>>35701373
>what do yoshis eggs smell like sort of way
What does that mean

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>have best friend since around 9 years old
>get really close around ages 13 - 14
>stay friends, but for some reason friendship gets a bit contentious after that
>several years go by, all that has died down, don't see each other as much but still very good friends
>finally realize and accept that I'm bi
>realize that I was basically in love with him for several years and all the contention was just this weird 1 sided sexual frustration

I'm pretty sure that has all passed by now but it still makes me uncomfortable. I honestly don't think I can ever come out as bi because he'll realize that I must have had a crush on him during some of those years. That'll just make everything weird.

Also I really should have just realized I was bi much earlier on account of being in the 8th grade and occasionally fantasizing about us holding hands in the school hallways and jerking off to the thought of him passionately fucking me. It's really crazy what your mind can convince yourself of when you don't want something to be true.

Also I feel like its worth mentioning that other than certain passing sexual stuff, he's the only guy I've ever had feelings like that for, all other affectionate/romantic feelings I've had have been 100% for women. Sexuality is fucking weird and I hate it.

>>35701445
But fags shouldn't be allowed to marry

>>35701486
but marriage is just a finacial contract

>>35701077
At the time it seems like a fun idea because I'm hammered and usually sniffed out of my face on coke.
But afterwards I always feel revolted with myself.
He'll be very persistent until I give in.
I mean I've cum in him, he's cum in me... I do enjoy it at the time, it's just afterwards when I sober up I'm like "what the fuck are you doing you absolute idiot".

>>35701508
That's what bitches want you to think. Those golddigger niggers hungry for money like a kike

>>35701589
if you get married in this day and age under the common laws you are supporting the fall of your culture

>>35701521
Dude, even if you're drunk, if you've cum in another guy AND have had him cum inside of you... you might be a little gay.

Seriously what the fuck. Yeah, normally straight chicks might kiss another chick when they're drunk, but that's different from literally having a guy cum inside of you. That revulsion sounds more like repression induced thing.

>>35701521
Is he attractive?

What kind of sweet and caring things? I'm a total softie I want to hear about these

>>35697717
Maryland?
Originalalal

>>35701140
Gays with no self-respect are the worst.

>>35697405
Straight men are human garbage. He does it because he wants you to suck his dick, then he'll kick you to the curb. Literally all men care about is money, sex and hurting other living things.

>>35701905
gay men only care about sex. They don't have morals, restraint or self-respect

>>35701962
>>35701905
Bi master race, my kind of bi at least.

>>35701642
Yeah since it's started I've found myself watching bisexual orgies and shit.
I've definitely become bisexual at least... even though I don't find dudes attractive at all... I think it's just the dirty aspect of it.

>>35701713
He's not ugly but I don't find him at all attractive.

>>35701745
Not him but im in nova. Be my bf pls

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it's just venting our anger towards straight women (and gay women) for doing the same thing to us

>Why are straight guys such big teases?
i swear that it's not intentional.
>talking with some classmates in highschool
>classmate tries to act fake gay with me to make a joke
>i follow the joke and corner him and push him against the wall and lean closer to his face as if trying to kiss him
>then i realise he's not moving and also he's blushing
And that's how i discovered that he was gay.
I didn't thought that he was legit gay because he always made gay jokes and stuff, so that situation was awkward as fuck.

>tfw talking to straight friend about music
>he tells me about a song
>I go to look it up on Spotify on my phone and he puts his hand around mine gently and types the song in for me
>I don't say anything cause I don't want him to stop but I can feel the romance as he puts his hand on mine

Sigh

>>35697405
I know how you feel I will never meet someone else that is almost like me in every way. Hes a virgin so I hope he stays that way and just becomes gay.

I think it's cute when a gay guy likes me. I have a girly face and it makes me feel good because not many straight girls like that. I want to make them feel good too.

>>35701905
gross, I just want to be nice to my gay friends

>>35702315
Post girly face pIs

>>35699721
>people in general find the idea of being nice exceptional
really makes you think

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>>35702150
I wish I could be in that situation one time
I want a sickeningly sweet relationship with cute dates and lots of kissing

>>35697405
I never had that problem of telling friends about my sexuality and it really isn't that big of a deal. I once casually mentioned I was bisexual and my friends blew it up and made it the topic for a few minutes but then it quickly subsided and it never came up again. If any of you are hiding your gayness or your bisexuality from your friends you're doing it wrong. They will more than likely accept it or not even care.

>>35702469
I would but my job puts me in the public eye

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>>35702539
who doesn't famicom

:(

>>35702539
I used to have this but she started calling me names

>>35697405
>tfw you haven't genuinely lusted after anyone in years and the only sexual frustration you feel is generic and impersonal
It feels pretty neutral

>>35697405
i think straight people that like gay people appreciate how there will be no sexual tension, or they could be hiding in the closet, who knows.

>be gay
>grow up in military/christian family
>in closet whole life
>go to college and make circle of friends
>have feelings for other guy in the group
>asked if he was straight and he said yes
>sick one day and they all talk about it
>go camping with friends over spring break and they bring it up one night
>they say we all know and they love me
>feels good

Next year he was my roommate and my best friends. He's always an amazing friend and one of the kindest people I've ever met. He goes home and comes back for school and we play vidya and shit together. Don't hit on your buds if it's not gonna be.

Some people are just nice.

>>35702561
Yeah but what if coming out makes one of your friends realize that you had a crush on him for a while? Wouldn't that make it uncomfortable for everyone and possibly ruin the friendship?

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>>35703230
Depends on the person and the friendship. If they're insecure it's probably going to do more harm than good

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>Why are straight guys such big teases?

WHY WHY WHY WHY

>tfw falling in love with my straight best friend (and only friend)

It's like hell on earth. I've loved him since the day I first met him. We were in like third grade for fuck sake. I even stole a pair of his underwear in HS so I could huff it. I think he found it one night but didn't say anything about it

He's such an amazing person. So, SO great in so many ways. He's going to college while I'm stuck in our home town. He even has a gf who is so perfect for him it makes me a little jealous.

It's a shitty one sided love story.

>>35697405
90% of men are generally accepting and will try to bro you. You're just a homo faggot that doesn't understand that that is what men do, just like women don't understand.

Post more homolust stories. They sustain me

>>35702154
that's so cute

organic

>>35702973
>she
I'm gay, anon. I want to experience that with a guy. And I'd be the girl in the relationship of course

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>gay people generally aren't very romantic
>most guys just want sex
>I want a genuinely loving relationship with tons if sex as well

Why. Why can't the community be all about actual love?

>>35697541
>>35697405


>be like 15
>have close friend from childhood who everyone else says is gay
>he gets upset about it and swears he isn't
>good enough for me
>always defend him to other friends when they tease him
>literally beat the shit out of one friend for being an asshole to him all the time
>one day he comes over and is all sad and despondent
>finally starts telling me his parents are probably getting divorced
>starts crying and just collapses into me on the couch while I was playing games
>he's heaving into my chest and squeezing me
>I'm completely unsure how to react so I just try to like comfort him to make him feel better
>he literally falls asleep after like 5 minutes on my chest, arms around my torso
>just sort of sit there for a bit, shell shocked and not sure what to do
>he wakes up after like 20 minutes apologizing
>I say it's fine and whatever
>he gets up to go and just sort of stares at me for a few seconds before saying some awkward goodbye, trying to play it off

He eventually did come out as gay. I'm not, but I always felt super protective of him and shit. I always felt bad that I had to like reject him in a sense because I'm pretty sure he resents me now.

Sux.

>>35703444
because in a gay relationship there's no femininity to "cancel out" the male libido. No need to go on dates when the subs aren't nearly as selective as women and will fuck you no matter what. That's why it's nothing but casual sex, and even serious relationships involve tons of sex until they get sick of each other in less than a year

>>35697405
I think it's just that when somebody seen as inaccessible does something really sweet, it has a profound effect. Probably because they seem to do it without any impure intentions.

I've been moved through a few foster families. One, when I was 15, had a 12 year old "brother." We were jumping on a trampoline when i landed with my foot between some of the springs and twisted it really bad.

So this scrawny little kid half-carries me up a steep hill, completely keeping my leg off the ground. He was sweating and he was sore for a few hours but he still attended to me and looked up how to take care of a fucked up ankle because our "parents" were to drunk. He even let me sleep in his room because mine was upstairs

It was the sweetest thing anybody ever did for me to this day and in a combination of teenage hormones and newfound lust Im ashamed to admit that I masturbated to thoughs of him taking care of me in that same sweet way. while I was in his room and he was asleep in my room.

So yeah, im pretty sure that pure-intentioned sweetness illiciting inappropriate lust is a universal thing, not just a gay thing.

>>35703488
Bro that's cute as hell. Please post more.

>ywn have a straight bro who protects you
>ywn fall in love with him

>>35703488
you can't help wanting to protect the weak that is still a sweet story

>>35703298
Sounds pretty similar to my situation, except he can kind of be a self absorbed narcissistic asshole.

And being bi, I can't express how fucking annoying it is to understand firsthand why roasties are are attracted to Chads.

>>35703316
>try to be accepting of a gay
>he decides to be gay for you
I'm starting to hate gay people now

>>35703488
>Letting a guy nap on you for 20 minutes
You do realize you're fucking gay right

>>35703586
You have clearly never been napped on hermano

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>>35697405
>have a 53 years old gay "friend" I talk to sometimes
>he invites me to his house to do some yardwork
>in the nighttime we listen to music
> a bit before we go to bed he comes spoon me (we were lying on separate hamocs) and i just stand still on my back)
>he then apologizes and everything

I really was reluctant about meeting him again. but he sent me a couple messages and then he was alright. gays who arent flaming faggots are usually pretty alright and caring, but you know thats because theyre attracted to you .. either way as long as they dont try anything. this gay man in particular I let him know my views about homosexuality as well and he was alright with it.

>>35703554
See, Alex is sweet and perfect and just a good guy. The kind of person you want to see succeed in his life. You even start getting picky about the girls that are good for him.

>>35703586
>tfw wish I was more covertly touchy with him before he left for college

>>35703625
Correct, because I'm not fucking gay

>>35703557
I don't hate them, they're just mentally ill. It's like bipolar chicks, a disproportionate number of them are fucked in the ass as much as they're fucked in the head.

>>35703656
No no no. You misunderstand.

No one has ever felt safe/secure enough with you to nap on you.

Also you're anonymous hermano. Its ok to admit gay thoughts. You didn't just come to this thread to just be a sourpuss now did you?

>>35703548

Lol thanks. Only a few other things happened between us.

Once when we were freshmen in college we got drunk at a party together and he stayed over at my dorm and kept trying to low key (but not low key bcuz drunk asf) hop into my bed literally with a raging erection.

Another time he kept trying to get a girl at a party to egg me on into making out with him.

I did kiss him once to get two girls to make out.

>>35703586
Lel

>>35703635
That probably made the sick fuck want to fuck you even more.

>>35703488
You were fine with this nigga napping on you for 20 minutes? My nigga, that's some next level flamer shit.

>>35703795

Bruh I was 15 and one of my best friends just had a meltdown and fell asleep on me.

I was trying not to be a dick. Idgaf if that's "gay" to you, I was trying to be a good friend lol.

>>35703761
>I did kiss him once to get two girls to make out.

suuure it was totally just for that

You know what doesn't smell like stinky doo doo? My pussy!

Wait, did I say does or doesn't?

>>35703830
Fucking gay confirmed
Please kill yourself you faggot lover

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I'm straight but I'm so lonely I just keep thinking about feminine looking boys/twinks/ shemales and I dont really know how to redistribute those thoughts somewhere else.

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>>35698034
>Women mentality cracked
The puzzle has been solved.

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>>35698697
That must be how womyn must feel when a neckbeard is trying to hit on them, it really puts things on perspective doesn't it?

>me
>homo friend hits on me every time we talk.
>He never told me he's gay.
>I know it because I'm an autistic piece of untrustworthy shit and i did deep internet researches on him.

>I see Him being nice to me.
>I see him trying to get in physical contact with me as much as he can.
>I see him trying to agree with me in everything I say, even if it's an attack to its own category.

His life must be an hell.
And I cannot help him, or he'll know I'm a terrible untrustworthy person.

>>35703971
Not really because women like men, would be more true if it was a horny lesbian hitting on astraight girl

>Be straight
>Be in HS
>Be tolerant libcuck
>School has big middle eastern population
>They're all homophobes, naturally
>"lmao what's so scary about hanging out with gay people? Dumb fools, they aren't going to rape you, get over yourselves"
>New gay kid comes to school
>He becomes friends with my female friends
>Try to friend him too
>He flirts with me a bit, girl laughs, I play along with the joke
>He hugs me goodbye, play along again
>He smells terrible, big smoker
>Good laugh m8, jokes over now though
>Every time he sees me, he starts putting the moves on
>Keeps touching me and hugging me
>It's not funny any more
>There is nothing enjoyable about being around him, feel nothing but discomfort and displeasure in all 5 of my senses
>Female friend notices I'm not cool with this guy
>She tells him to cool it with the desperate fag shit
>He leaves me alone
>But many people think I'm gay now
>Can't get a gf
>start empathizing more with the arabs

No wonder homophobia exists, tolerating fags literally ruins your life.
Why can't you homos keep it in your pants?

>>35703996
Yeah, not men like you though

>>35704038
Oh men do like me, I'm straight but don't mind, I can't help being a tease

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>>35704038
Exactly my point, thank you very much.

>>35697569
>>tfw you're a pure bottom/sub that can be everything your best friend wants
But you'll never be a girl tho

>>35704032
This entire thread is literally gay/bi people worrying about making their straight friends uncomfortable.

The guy in your situation sounds like a douche, but it's ridiculous to apply that to all gays. Just as there are obnoxious straight men/women, there are obnoxious gay ones, this shouldn't be that surprising.

>>35703746
I've had a girl nap on me. And I enjoyed it. Because I'm not fucking gay.

>>35704054
My point is that women like men that aren't like you, while there's a fag that loves every type. 99% of "chubby" male porn is for fags and is fag shit.

>>35704112
That's pretty gay, you sure you're straight?

>>35704080
It's the complete opposite of your point.

>>35697863
the fuck you doing being friends with faggots that want your cock dude?

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anybody wants to cuddle with me? you need to be hairless, clean and also smell good and be pretty. then we can cuddle!

ugh

>>35703971
>Straight man hitting on a straight woman is the same thing as a gay man hitting on a straight man
Are you retarded?

>>35703625
Because I let girls nap on me you fucking faggot

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>>35704186
>Not reading social interactions as a whole phenomenon independent of gender or sexual orientation.
Stay pleb.

>>35704348
But the desired outcome is possible in only one of those interactions

>>35704032
Holy fuck I cannont stand dudes who smell like smoke, it's awful

>>35704426
Cry some moar you fucking wimp. I love smoking before and after every class and filling up the other plebs' noses with the smell of toasted Virginia pipeweed.

>>35704450
this is the gayest post in this thread

>>35703488
He was in love with you

more stories plz

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>closeted bi friend
>want to cuddle him and kiss him everytime his near me
>cant

I told him months ago that I like him and he took it as a joke

>>35704532
how do u know hes in the closet

>>35704555
He tried crossdressing a year ago,and a while back he kissed some guys while being drunk

>>35704571
and why cant u hit on him

>be gay
>realise gays are just promiscuous and only bi guys want to actually get to know you
>they'll inevitably choose some hag over you
>want to commit suicide everyday
Gays who aren't in the lgbt community are most likely all robots because they don't fit anywhere

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>>35697405
>homolust after childhood best friend
>obsessed at this point
>only person i've ever been in love with
>he's straight, has a gf
>still always do faggy stuff together as a """""""joke"""""""
>one day i take it too far
>hug him from behind
>lick his neck
>he spits in my face and throws me out of his house
>starts avoiding me from that point on
>haven't seen him in years

pls never do this to yourselves, it will NEVER work out, especially if you're stupid and rapey like me
things like these is why i'll remain a friendless permavirgin forever

>>35704589
dont want to sperg out and lost the only friend I have

Shit, does anyone in this thread want to get to know eachother?

>>35704666
what an asshole, i would have turned around and kissed you, pick you up and go to the bedroom

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>tfw no man will ever want you because you dont have a penis
>tfw exclusively a top
i wish i were dead, im never gonna loose my virginity or my kiss virginity
at least i have my historical figures to fantasize about

>>35704756
>tfw no man will ever want you because you dont have a penis
w-what?

>>35704776
gay men like penis baka

>>35704756
>>tfw no man will ever want you because you dont have a penis
>>tfw exclusively a top
What?

>>35704793
i want to penetrate man but i dont have anything to do it with

>>35704733
You realise he's a smelly guy not a cute anime girl right?

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>only friend is straight
>he buys me a cake on my birthday and spends the whole day and night with me
I want to suck your cock so bad..

>>35704756
p-penectomy?

>>35704789
How did you lose your penis?
how do you feel about pegging

>>35704822
are you a grill or a dude who lost his dick in some accident? or are you one of them newfangled transgenders?

whatever way it is, strap-ons are a thing.

>>35704822
There's tons of guy that will let you fucking them in the ass with a strap on or whatever, most will still expect you to let them fuck you though you dumb slag

>>35704830
>when your best friend doesn't get you dick for your birthday

>>35704756
>>35704776
>>35704789
>>35704793
>>35704842
>>35704843
WAIT I GOT IT

it's a gay ftm, transman

rare....

>>35704842
>>35704843
>>35704856
>>35704854
penile cancer is a bitch. id peg a dude, but its not the same as pounding him with my cock and cumming in his ass is it?

>>35704823
dont ruin my fantasy

>>35704886
Pic or it's b8 and didn't happen.

>homolust
Is this a new meme?

>>35704854
Fuck there was a post on 4chan years ago that only got like 500 upboats, but it was some guy who lost his dick in a BMX accident and he posted pics of his mangled crotch and the titties he got from estrogen. I'll try to find it Anons.

FOUND IT:
http://imgur.com/a/DvrBd#5kWUa2X

>middle of summer
>100 degrees outside
>over at friends house
>helping him build computer
>holding mobo while he screws it in
>so close that we're pretty much touching
>hes wearing a tank top
>can smell his bo
>get impossibly horny
>go to bathroom and masturbate

>>35704960
Jesus. That just reaffirms my fear of riding things that expose my dick like that.

>Friend that is pretty cute
>I think he may be closeted

I've found out through an accident that when he plays video games with romances, he romances the guys.

>>35704960
That crotch hole is fucking disgusting too, that whole area is dirty as fuck, ewww

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>>35704511
>in high school (UK)
>watched too much naruto (i was 13) and somehow got into narusasu fanfiction during summer holiday
>self-insert as Sasuke because I'm a total faggot and kind of resemble him
>return to school, blonde kid in class who's pretty retarded and goofy but cute
>immediately get crush on him
>blush whenever he's around, get boners etc.
>other kids keep accusing him of being gay so he becomes homophobic and keeps saying "faggot" a lot
>spend literal years staring and glancing at him trying not be as creepy as possible
>constantly catch his eye so failed at that
>once hugged me from behind out of nowhere in corridor. I got flustered and mad for some reason
>touches my hair a few times when waiting for class (again he's pretty retarded)
>smiled at me once and literally felt euphoric
>he wanted to be my partner in a group thing once but ignored him because too shy and spergy
>never act on feelings because don't see the point considering if he is gay he's probably too self-hating and closeted to realise
>now live as a bitter kv robot who will probably die alone
Why am i so retarded

>>35701468
>sexuality is fucking weird and I hate it
Amen to that brother

>>35704960
wait, boob size for trannies actually goes off of genetics from their family?

holy fuck, my family has a history of back problems and doctor-recommended breast reduction surgery.

my dream of being a cow-titted dickgirl may come true as of yet

anyone know if 20 too late to start?

>Straight friend who is attractive got drunk on friday and danced with me and kissed me .

Fuck yeah. I also had to kiss a drunk girl too though.

Low key fujoshi thread, sorry but Yuri is the best.

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>be me
>bi
>have a thing for traps
>straight best friend, cute as hell, feminine af
>tells me he wants to dress up like a Japanese schoolgirl for no particular reason
WHY'S IT GOTTA BE LIKE THIS

>be closet homo
>have extremely homophobic friend who's told me on multiple occasions that he does not want to be anywhere near gay people and actually wouldn't mind killing them all
>get drunk with him a lot
>often ends up doing gay stuff to me while drunk, and when I tell him about it he insists he does not remember
>it's nothing too gay, but things like sleeping on top of me or next to me in bed or slapping my ass and touching me a lot
>even tho he hates fags, he's actually an extremely nice and selfless person

Does this mean he's hiding anything or not?

>>35705261
He's actually gay but likely feels pressured about it.

>>35697650
Thats the worst feel. Even if i were to live out some girly girl fucboi life age would eventually catch up to me.

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>>35704756
You confuse me anon but I'll share love of historical figures with you.

I'm not gay but I'm really attracted to this white nationalist body builder I know

he'd probably beat me if he found out though

wow I hate women

>>35703586
twist ending, it was you who was the faggot, all along

I've known my best friend for 20 years and have crushed on him hard since I was 14. I'm 25 now.

>be me, chubby dad bod loser with severe suppressed mental issues
>back in high school was kinda fit (was still fat but no one really could tell through my shirt)
>there was a cute guy a year below me (basically a manlet aka btm if he were gay)
>masturbated to him more or less every night
>had to painfully watch as he kissed his gf constantly at lunch time
>graduate and visit back a year later for some stupid event (I came ONLY to see him and for no other reason)
>hear rumors that a lot of people think he's gay
>in my prime at this point in time (again, still fat but barely and you wouldn't know while I'm in clothes)
>go to lunch for one last time to watch him from across the room
>he actually looks back at me a lot, making it a little bit awkward that he might think I'm staring
>anyway, nothing happened, of course, other than that at the end of the lunch when everyone was packing up, he stayed long after everyone else left, slowly packing up his shit
>I'm doing the same to savor the last few moments "together"
>literally just the two of us there taking forever to leave the cafeteria
>nothing happens, of course

fast forward 3 years later

>I'm now a senior in college and he's transferring here (reactivated facebook for the first time in a very long time and I stalked him a tiny bit to figure this out)
>I'm now out of shape and much less attractive
>all I want is to be roommates with him and cuddle with him each and every night
>even if I saw him walking to class (which is unlikely because it's a big school) I honestly can't say I'd smile at him or whatever, probably would just keep my head down as to examine my disgusting body
>despite this, I still dream about asking for his number, hanging out, and eventually asking him to room with me, and then at some point we'd come out to each other

I really want to die right now.

>tfw you and your bro were so close to doing something gay that you could cut the sexual tension in the air with a knife, but never acted on it
I swear there were times we looked at each other and were ready to rip each other's clothes off

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Greentexting why I stopped being bi
>Bee me, 16 years old working in supermarket
>First job ever had and actually like it unlike the other 20 and 30 something's I work with
>Basically find it really hard to speak with anyone else there because Asperger's
>Except one hot guy called M
>Always asks me about my day, gives me compliments
>Feel massive big brother vibes coming off him
>Had pack of strawberry chewing gum in pocket and heart skipped a beat when he said I smelt nice
>Asks me about what kind of girls I like but I say I'm not that interested in any girls at my school
>Gives me his number and we text for a little while
>He suggests that because his recently moved and my parents are out we should go see a movie or something
>Agree and are really looking forward to it
>Heart is literally beating a thousand times a minute the whole time
>Figure it's ok to spend the whole night because Friday and I've really been enjoying myself with him
>Go back to his place and chill together on his couch
>We both drink but I've got way less experience than him and get drunk really quickly
>Decide to both sleep in his bed
>You all know the rest
>Wake up in the morning filled with regret
>Parents pick me up some hours later but I tell them nothing
>He doesn't respond to any calls or texts and stops going to work
>Have a break down about it any never tell anyone
>Mfw he was 26 and took my first kiss and virginity
>Mfw he abandoned me
>Mfw still fucked up about it and love him after everything

>be me, 19
>close friend driving me home
>closeted bi/gay feels
>told him i was bi
>says he is too
>weird feeling starts up, as if i have a chance on love
>hide feelings because fuck im anxious as hell
>get home
>infatuation all over

>fast forward a month, told him how i feel
>didn't know how to respond

>fast forward a week, it was his birthday
>greet him, then get invited over to hang out the next day
>end up in his apartment in his room
>end up trying to get closer to him in bed, talking about good memories
>end up cuddling and kissing him in bed while the sun sets
>mfw he was my first kiss
>mfw he left 3 months later without saying a word

I'm still not over it btw

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>>35705742
>>35705848
Good you fucking deviants. Now kill yourselves.

>>35698391
Straight guy detected

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>tfw you're asexual and the blowing wind grows arms and legs and punches the wind chimes so hard they break and a man in a cowboy hat comes jumping over the fence riding on a horse, quick drawing his gun against the wind and blowing it into the next dimension

he just kinda sat there real awkward like for awhile after that wondering where he came from and why he was there, then he pulled the gun on himself and now he's lying there dead in my backyard

gonna sell his organs they fetch for a high price on the cowboy market

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>run into old friend I hadn't seen or spoken to in years
>always assumed he was just autistic back in the day
>now he's flamboyantly gay, and can't go a moment without letting everybody around him know it

>>35701373
Lost it when tried to hold hand

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>>35697405
Literally the situation I'm in right now.
>tfw he keeps wanting me to go work out with him because I'm a skeleton but I don't want to put myself in that position

>>35703488
Your story is very similar to one I have, except I'm the one crying.

>get invited to a lake house by Chad for spring break
>have fun
>second night
>get drunk, everything's going fine
>helping someone I know get to a bed because he can barely walk
>he says something to me I don't remember, probably a remark about me crying before at a party we were at, before passing out
>tell him to fuck off and start to cry and go find a corner to sit in
>Chad finds me and starts comforting me, some chick that's trying to get in his pants accompanying him
>sits there and listens to me vent, going between crying and yelling at him
>end up hugging him and telling him I love him while crying (not in a gay way, pretty sure my words were "bro, I fucking love you man")
>apparently I told them I was going to go jump in the lake because my life would be better if I was dead
>he grabs me and takes me into a bedroom
>plops us down on a bed with his arms around me so I can't get away
>the succubus joins us
>I've quit crying at this point and am talkative instead
>he tells me we're cuddling

I'm too lazy to type the rest of the story, but it involves him running after me to keep me from going to the lake about three more times and then being scared that I was going to drive away. I wasn't actually going to jump in and just wanted to sit by the water desu (don't know why I didn't just say that desu, guess I liked the attention). Anyways, it turns out me doing this prevented him from fucking that chick, who ended up being a freshman in high school.

I have yet to come out as gay though, so Chad and all his friends just think I'm an effeminate straight guy right now.

>>35704176
>pic related
Bad memories.

>>35705261
I think the answer's obvious, m8.

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Why don't we all just get into relationships with each other?

>>35705261
Reminds me of me 2bh
I don't have any plans of coming out of the closet any time soon and tell people I hate faggots (which is true).

>>35703761
And you stayed friends with him after all that?
Faggot.

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>i'm bi
>a bunch of my friends are also bi
>have told them for so long i'm straight its a recurring joke that i'm the straightest in the group
>"Y-yeah haha"

>tfw best friend is straight
>he knows im bi
>always do jokey things like call each other babe and sexy
>legs touch when we are sitting next to each other and neither of us move
>heavybreathing.jpg

do i do something?

>>35705742
>You all know the rest
why don't you tell us anyways

>>35706489
You told him you're bi, that might have awakened his homo feels.

Or he likes messing with you. It's hard to tell.

>>35706489
>always do jokey things like call each other babe and sexy
Straight guys do this to each other all the time, you're not special.

>When you're closeted and your straight friend that you crush on gets changed in front of you.

Hnnngh, the underwear.

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>tfw don't want to come out of the closet because I'm afraid of people acting differently around me
Literally the thing keeping me from coming out to the people I know. I feel like they'll quit saying the homoerotic things that straight guys say to each other or other shit like that. And on top of that, I have a feeling that my straight Chad best friend might end up asking me what my type is, and when I list everything out he'll realize he meets most of the criteria.

>tfw early 20s
>Each year is a year I look more older and less desirable to most gay guys
>When I hit 25 I'll be no longer considered a twink
>When I hit 30 I'll just not be desirable
>Already missed out on the 18 - 20 barely legal years where everyone wanted you just because you're young and I never took advantage of the fact they'd all lust over me because I'm 18.

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>tfw cuteboy friend successfully turned me from straight to bi
I just want to say that I've never felt gayer than when I was fucking him missionary with the radio on to cover up the noise, and My Immortal came on, and hit the climax as we were kissing. The sex and kissing is gay enough but somehow the song made it gayer.

>>35707063
That sounds teen novel as fuck. Do you only have an attraction to him? Is he feminine? Maybe its that you're just desperate for sex rather than bi.

>>35697405
Because he sees you as a brother, a comrade. Not like you, disgusting homo. Don't see your friend that way and enjoy the friendship for what it is.

>>35707096
I'm into girly guys in general now. It opened a door for me that I didn't know was there. Still not into bottoming.
>That sounds teen novel as fuck
I think that's part of why I cringe remembering it. It seems like something that belongs in a teen romance movie or something and we're both adults who just had the radio on to cover up our fucking.
>Maybe its that you're just desperate for sex rather than bi.
Nah, I was getting enough that it wasn't an issue. I'm not really sure how it came to this.

>>35697919
That can be kinda dangerous as they may think you're leading them on. I can tell when a straight guy is just doing it for the attention or compliments or they like the idea of a gay guy being after them, but some can't really grasp that idea and may think you're closeted.

>>35700813
Do what I do to endure it, pursue sexual stuff online.

tfw no cute gay friend to fall in love with me

>>35703897
>I'm straight
I can feel your fear anon. It's ok. be ok.

>>35707346
Get away you dick magician

>>35701468
Sounds like you're sexually attracted to females and romantically attracted to males. It'll be why you've liked a lot of girls because you see them all as hot, and only liked one guy, because he's probably the guy you've gotten closest to and so you've developed romantic feelings for him. But with other guys, you've never gotten that close. It's common for bi guys. Generally they still see girls as hot, but feel guys are better to get into a relationship with because guys get each other more, and less roastie problems. It's like having a best friend that you also fuck and cuddle.

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That feel when you dont have any friends to homolust after

>>35701905
Fuck back off to Facebook, you fucking SJW.

I know this question has been asked many times already but why dont you guys post on /lgbt/, or move to private chatrooms.

You pretty much would have a better time with your own kind unless you're trying to convert people here.

>>35707569
It's mostly because /lgbt/ is pretty shit and overflowing with trans stuff. Also because this is mostly to do with gaybot stuff.

When these topics start on /lgbt/, we're told to go back to /r9k/ so we can never win really. I just wish either side would just ignore the thread instead.

>>35705985
tfw normal gay guy in your area who isn't a complete YAS QUEEN type.

I have had many straight friends and this has never been a problem. I didn't make friends with them because of a crush though. That's dangerous.

To the uncomfortable straight brus in this thread: don't think we're being nice to you as a manipulative sexual plot. The thing about being gay is that you can't help empathizing with the way men are often neglected and treated badly (by women or society or whatever) so you want to make it better; we are great at this because we're wired to be attentive and compassionate towards men in general, but we're not bogged down by idiot roastie concerns.

That said, you are perfectly entitled to your boundaries and if someone takes it too far it is fair to let them know.

>>35707632

Between the two boards, you guys belong more over at /lgbt/. Would you really leave the correct topic board just for that? Sounds like excuses to me.

>>35707697
/r9k/ has no topic. Anything basically goes around here.
Now off to >>>/lgbt/ with you.

>>35707731

>/r9k/ has no topic
>he doesn't read stickies

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>>35707697
>go to /lgbt/
>try to have fun
>dead board
>get banned

your lolis are fucking with your brain m8

>>35703993
How do you know? Is he on dating sites?

>>35707697
Honestly, reading the "gay general" threads on /lgbt/ makes me want to kill myself. Nothing but normies who get drunk and fuck strangers all the time.

I don't have much sympathy for the "steam bf sissy chastity trap" BS that gets spammed here constantly either tbf.

>>35707744

>bogposting

No sympathy my dude

>>35700892
You'll never find someone you like if you're not out and searching.

>>35707697
Its just we keep getting ping ponged really. Threads like this over there tell us to go back to r9k. There aren't many of us to deserve our own gaybot board either.

>>35706061
You ruined that dude's night, you selfish fuck.

>>35707743
It literally says "/r9k/ has no topic" on the fucking sticky, retard.

You're probably doing these stupid posts for (You)s, anyway.

>>35707806

>/r9k/ has no topic
>spam the same topic over and over again
>defeat the purpose of no topic

On the contrary, here's your (you)

>>35707822
>>spam the same topic over and over again
>what are >tfwnogf threads

>>35707772
Pretty much, yeah. /lgbt/ is more heavy on the Lesbian and Trans side, but the rare Gay and Bi guy stuff is full of normies looking for hook ups and queen types.

Yeah the sissy trap boipussy stuff probably belongs on LGBT but these kind of threads at least have to do with gay robots and such and are similar feel threads to other kinds of things you see here except it has to do with gay stuff rather than straight stuff.

>>35707834

I despise those shitty threads too so don't come at me with that bullshit.

Besides your sleazy gay hookup threads outnumber them now.

>>35707845

>but these kind of threads at least have to do with gay robots and such and are similar feel threads

Sorry to burst your bubble but your threads are nothing more than autistic lewdposting and greasy kik/skype exchanges. So I take that back, you people belong on /soc/ instead.

>>35707848
How the fuck are you this dumb?

Spamming the same type of threads over and over again doesn't mean the board has a centralized topic to talk about when it clearly says the board has no topic. We can talk about whatever the fuck we want here. Don't give me that bullshit about redirecting someone to a board that centralizes on that topic when this board allows you to talk about the same thing.

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>>35705241
>straight best friend
>tells me he wants to dress up like a Japanese schoolgirl for no particular reason

>>35707908
I tried to frogpost on /soc/ and got banned.

I don't have the ban page, because I didn't save it, but I was.

Also, bogposting is funny, and you're a lolicon faggot with no sense of humor.

>>35707908
Cool. Can you direct me to the part in this thread where we exchange kik or skype details?

>>35707914

Don't you think the people that spam the threads are looking for a centralized topic? That's what all these generals are for right?

>>35707772
also mascfags who think you're not gay if you aren't dtf a 40-year-old 350-lb hair-covered pigman

I didn't even hate barashit until these fucking furfags decided to try and force it down my throat. goddamn take your ddlg shit and fuck off back to tumblr you massive cunts

>>35707975
More like they just want to talk about it. Dont think about it too much dude

>>35707975
>GENERALS ARE BAD
>ALSO MAKING A BUNCH OF THREADS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A SINGLE DEDICATED THREAD IS BAD

does having one eye make you stupid as well as half-blind

>6'2 neanderthal
>also a lot more sub than dom
Fags don't want to fuck anything that doesn't look like a girl. Twinks hit on me all the time but I don't want to fuck any of them, I just want to be held or be the one taking it up the butt ;w;

>>35708003
I totally am dtf a hairy pigman though. But I agree these people are the worst. "I like lifting weights and roughing up the people I have sex with urngh my entire life revolves around how manly I am who wants to line up to suck my cock?"

>>35708113
please be in europe

>>35708113
Really? Even here in PA masc bottoms seem to be in high demand. Also half the fags I know talk about how hot it is when a big guy acts submissive.

>>35708129
Ju Yawk unfortunately.

hm, on this topic, I've had a few interesting experiences.(idkylol). Straight perspective here. Here's one. too lazy to structure mfw or greentext, fuck off.

One thing that has stuck with me was a confession from an online friend. It actually wasn't that long ago. Summer of last year. It's been bothering me again as of late. We played games a lot, always with a group tho. Also raided in the same group on WoW. He was really the only person I talked to individually there. had a lot in common, was a pretty chill dude. looking back, he really cared a lot about me. I never felt like I was leading him on .. though I'm emo as fuck and just let loose sometimes. but I never- oh fuck it.

I'll skip over details. I'd already fully realized what was going on days before it happened, and had just stopped responding as a whole. Then he confessed. I still didn't respond, and I just avoided contact(was still in the raid group at the time, probably tortured him). I feel like I handled shit so badly. I was at such a fucking low point and I didn't want that.(..also straight lol). I couldn't even respond. I felt and kinda still feel like an asshole.

Then everything kinda hit the fan after a month of nothing. fake number, pretending to be somebody else, spamming personal info I never gave out, vicious as fuck. gave me a fucking panic attack. At that time I had also left the raid group and entirely got the fuck out of dodge. Idk, done and over with.

feels good to get it out of my system. sorry gay officer. no hard feelings

>>35697541
You have no idea how much this would mean to me from a gay friend who shares my interests

I find other ment ot be repulsive but god just that one expression of closeness would be enough to make me try so hard to love them.

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>tfw you turned your straight best friend gay for you
>Tfw 12months ago he was "straight" but after some experimenting he turned around

This is awesome, it's like having a complete best bro but you can do gaystuff like kiss and holdhands on top

>>35707771
No. He has an alternate skype and he lives his "degenerate" lifestyle on it. He left out a quite long list of clues, as said account's name was named after his favourite pokemon.
Just a little bit of digging in 2008 forums and I've got him.

>>35708156
Are you saying he did the fake number and spamming personal info stuff? If so that's shitty and he's shitty and salty because a straight guy obviously doesnt like him.

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>tfw squandered all my chances because I was too shy to come out as gay during my school years
I just want a boyfriend to be cute with

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>>35708156
bit of a cunt 2bh haha

>>35708129
>trapshit
>i'm a trad catboywife free to a good home
>barashit
>ungh sniff my shat in jockstrap and drive your thumbs into my eyesockets. why does everyone want to throw us off buildings cause that's kinda hot

>>35708276
Yeah, it was him. poor wording, mbad.

shitty move, yeah.. don't know where the fuck it came from.

>>35708327
It depends on the type of bara 2bqhwh. The borderline abuse tryhard dom shit is really cringeworthy but big loving doms are always great. Also really hot when big guys are submissive.

>>35708448
the s&m shit I can at least understand
the >tfw no dad bf furfag shit is fucking womancore and I hate it

"Straight"bot here, reading this thread made me realize I'm a gaybots fantasy.

>Masculine
>Genuinely nice and caring person
>Apathy to lgbtbbq

I would seriously consider a relationship with an androgynous cuteboy or trap

Could be worse

You could be prison gay because the years of isolation and lack of female validation have pushed you towards feminine boys as those are the only people you could ever conceivably find yourself in a relationship with

>>35708181
Thats what causes most of the issues though. So it's best to not react that way.

The straight guy allows it to continue because he wants attention and validation and likes the closeness of someone doing it, but the gay guy misconstrues it for the straight guy wanting him.

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Why are the gays here so nice? Why couldn't a woman care about a man as much as you guys do?

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>Thursday night, your friends are drinking at an upperclassman's apartment
>Show up late because you had work to do, haven't eaten dinner yet
>The friend you used to have a crush on is already drunk but offers to hit Jimmy John's with you
>Puts his arm around your shoulder as you start walking
>"This is so great man, you've been so busy lately and all"
>"I'm glad we get to spend a little time together, you know? We've got so much to catch up on, anon"
>Spend the whole trip to Jimmy John's talking about shit while he keeps you close
I ALREADY KNOW IT WON'T WORK AND I'M FINE WITH IT SO STOP FUCKING WITH MY FEELS LIKE THIS, JESUS

>>35708576
They do. You just don't find those women online in your usual internet circles

>>35701459
It's from /v/
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/haha-do-you-think-yoshi-gets-embrrassed

>>35708611
Oh so it's like testing the waters by making the statement come off as a joke so they can fall back and say it's just a joke if shit backfires.

>>35708576
make no mistake, the only gays with whom you could have a long term relationship are desperate ones. All the other fags are hedonistic sociopaths

>>35708908
Don't act like heteros aren't the same. The only difference is that fags are more accepting of open relationships while straight couples cuck each other behind closed doors. It's just sex, sometimes people need to take a break from each other and it's completely understandable. Not having your needs met will only kill the relationship completely.

>>35708945
>heteros are the same
true, but it's not the same thing

>at least gays are more accepting of open relationships

no no no, the reason why they need "open relationships" is because there's no "female" to counterbalance the male's sex drive: when a gay couple wants to have sex, they just do, there's no earning it, no moderation because they want it as much as the other. They have too much sex too often and get sick of each other, which is really what kills the relationship.

>>35708994
>defending female sex-withholding
please stop, this is very bad

>>35709015
>sex with holding is the reason people go dates in the first place
>thinks degeneracy is good for relationships

face it, the gay dating scene is dysfunctional because casual sex is prevalent.

>>35709033
You have created alt-right intersectional feminism.

Please kill this fucking thing before it spreads. You are calling up that which you cannot put down. You don't understand what you're doing. The last time this happened, we got the temperance movement.

>>35708994
And if or when that happens you take a break from each other for a bit. Do you have any idea how fast normans go through relationships? Half the time they burn out in a month or less. It's fun to involve other guys when things get a bit stale and it always makes us happier as a couple since there's no pressure.

>>35709033
Fucking kek are you serious? Straights are just as bad if not occasionally worse when it comes to casual sex because it's the only hobby womyn have.

>>35709048
what the fuck are you talking about? How can you be this much in denial?

Ignore my previous use of the word "degeneracy" if you think I'm just memeing, but bear with me: "Sex withholding" is called being selective; it's an incentive for the dominant party to put effort in treating you well, getting to know you and actually giving a flying fuck.

And the gay dating scene being dysfunctional is common knowledge, to everyone.

Does it surprise you that a habit which *feels good* is not fundamentally good only because you like it?

>>35709111
You're creating fucking alt-right intersectional feminism with human biodiversity characteristics. Just get Hastur on the horn and be done with it.

>>35709079
from what I've heard from just about everyone, open relationships kill a relationship, devalues your partner and makes you resent them overtime because you feel tied down.

If straights were anywhere near as bad as gays when it comes to casual sex and dating, there would be no white children under the age of 10 left in the world.

>>35709160
It's not alt-right. Stop saying everything you don't like is alt-right. Thousands of other gays with half a brain agree with me

>>35709169
No, fuck you, and fuck the memetic apocalypse you're trying to summon up. "Degeneracy" is an alt-right meme. I don't care that some tankies have used it. In fact, go ahead and throw in communism too. It can't be any worse than what you're already building.

>>35709033
face it, the straight dating scene is dysfunctional because casual sex is prevalent.

>>35709190
It's not memes. Everywhere I go I see gays who either talk about nothing but sex, and the rest complains about how they can never find a partner to settle down with.

What I said about the withholding of sex is not Darwinism shit: it's pure logic and uses the most basic notions of human psychology, it's not gender specific or anything. If you can get sex easily, you don't have to give two shits about the person.

But I'm not worried, because when you end up alone I'll be proven right.

>>35709209
It is. It absolutely is. But nowhere near as bad for reasons I already explained

>>35709232
>when you end up alone I'll be proven right.
Bet you've got plenty of room to talk lol

>>35709169
Maybe straights are different than fags when it comes to that. Sex in general is a lot more openly accepted than straights even though they're just as promiscuous out of public sight. It has to be a mutual agreement, if only one person wants to see other people it isn't going to work which is why it's important to talk about this sort of thing. To me it feels more caring to let each other see other people once in a while if things aren't working, it always manages to spark the relationship again.

>>35709271
See, you're just a shit talker. You don't listen to what I say and prove me wrong; you block it out because you don't like it, then you respond with quip. Nicely done bud.

>>35697405
Does he know your gay
(If yes) Dont do dumb shit to give yourself away just chill and accept that he isnt gay
(If no)act normal and bundle your feelings up until you can talk to a grill and let those feels out[i say girl bc homo]

>>35709289
>spark the relationship again

It seems more likely to me that you'd become infatuated with the *new* partner. Or you don't enjoy sex with your bf anymore because it's "not the same" after having fucked someone else.

Or worse: you agree to "stop" the open relationship but your bf keeps fucking guys behind your back, because he's been "enabled". And if you found out and confronted him, he'd say something like "it was fine then, why is it not ok now?"

>>35709351
It's impossible to say what definitely works and what doesn't. It goes by how the two individual people feel. You seem to view sex as this holy unspeakable thing that should only ever happen with one person in your entire life even if you start to hate each other. For a lot of people that monotony is what kills the relationship, involving other people - emphasis on /together/ - can do a lot to help. The point is that it's a mutual agreement, cheating is an entirely different thing and I'm vehemently against it. If you both agree to stop the open relationship and your partner cheats on you then there are obviously problems that you need to talk about and work out. If they have any self control, and you should know if they do, then the chances of them cheating on you instead of talking about opening up again are very small. And I'll say it again, that's why it's important to talk about this sort of thing with your partner, because most people never do and end up getting hurt because of it.

It's because we like to be.

>tfw did gay shit all the time as a joke
>perfectly straight
This thread is making me realize I probably came off as a huge tease, probably didn't help I have raging autism so I wouldn't know if some guy tried hitting on my anyway

>tfw best friend you've been crushing on for over a decade might be moving away and getting married
Now I'll be completely alone

>>35708528
How can it be worse
You don't even have an excuse of being born a faggot

>>35701745
What the fug, I've been a sub looking for a MD bf for years and nobody every responded. Now I'm too late.

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>>35697405
Don't you ever use Mimori for your fagposting ever again, you fucking piece of shit. I genuinely hope someone puts a bullet in your head.

>>35710227
Not him, but go back to /pol/ or the neo-anime reddit mess that's left of /a/.
>rage face
Or you could just go back to /v/, which is probably where you started anyway.

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>>35708286
you'll still be alone regardless.

>tfw came out and nobody even cares
probably because i'm hideous