Anyone else feel like life wouldve been better if you were born A girl? I do
>>35918019
WHY DOES THAT WHORE GET MASSIVE, PERFECT TITS FOR FEEDING BABIES?
DOES GOD LIKE FUCKING WITH ME? B'S? REALLY?
SHES PROBABLY GONNA BOTTLEFEED IS SHE EVER DECIDES TO HOP OFF THE COCK CAROUSEL
>>35918083
HAHAHAHA YOU'RE B CUP
>Tfw gf is DD
>>35918083
You're a roastie slut who needs to get out
>be me 22
>smoked weed for 3 years, on and off for first two but then daily for the past year or so
>it was fun at first but got boring after a while, felt like i had to smoke just to enjoy anything
>started getting random panic attacks after i smoked
>wasted tons of money
>smelled bad
>i started thinking a lot slower, memory was much worse and i felt more awkward when not high
Decided to finally quit a week ago. Already feel less brain fog and healthier. Fuck it man, it's not everything. Either meds or exercise is better. Or drinking occasionally.
My brother got Schizophrenia from it so I stopped because I'm likely at risk for it as well
Yeah I quit weed 8 months ago now I'd strangle a kitten to death for joint. My old dealers are long gone, can't find a new hook up.
>>35917998
Scitzo from pot? How? Is it because it raises dopamine levels?
What do asian girls' farts smell like?
>>35917953
>girls' farts
Only ugly girls fart anon
>>35917953
asian food
>>35917953
origami doggers
>anon, why do you still have your shirt on? we're at the beach
>go ahead and show us those muscles ^_^
How do you respond?
i-i'll show you mine i-i-if you show me yours
>>35917967
>bikini = shirt
>>35917941
I have bigger tits than yours. Thanks gyno
>Gomen anon-kun my heart belongs to Tyrone-sama
date an asian chick, they're afraid of niggers
>>35917910
Your thread does not effect me at all, AH ! How do you feel abot that ,, baka ?
I wonder how many times a Japanese girl cheated on her bf with a nigger? It's gotta be close to nil.
NEET here
should I put $50 neetbux on this lottery? I currently have like $1000 in the bank
http://www.surflottery.com.au/
I'm already VIP on 3 other charity lotteries
>>35917866
very very unlikely you'll win anything of great value (if anything at all) best spend it on more stable alternatives
gambling is just another way to get cucked
they wouldn't offer it if you could make money
>>35917866
no. Lottery is stupidity tax. Never gamble or "invest" in the lottery. You're literally just throwing out your money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1hbfkP21VM
Normies hate her because she's isn't fat.
Should we support her ?
All I know is she's really unhealthy and that faggot Onision is obsessed with her
She seems really nice.
She obviously has mental problems because of the anorexia but she seems sweet.
>>35917811
pentagram bump
I CAUGHT TWO MORE RATS IN MY TRAPS
THATS A TOTAL OF 3 RATS REMOVED FROM MY NEET CAVE
CELEBRATE!
>>35917804
I dunno man, should you grieving now? I mean you've just lost 3 friends. Being a NEET they're your only living being in your contact.
>>35917804
Are you going to eat them?
First one caught in traditional snap-trap
Second Caught in Sticky Trap
Third caught in sticky trap
(Clamp trap remains untouched)
(sticky trap is currently number 1 in traps)
>>35917836
>I dunno man, should you grieving now?
Nah, they are intruders. they bring disease.
If they were my friends they wouldnt be shitting and pissing under my fold-out couch.
>>35917843
Hell no, theyre probably carrying diseases.
Greetings robots,
/r9k/'s resident medial fag here. I will be answering your grueling medical questions for the next two hours. Pictures help for diagnostic purposes but keep in mind that they will be publicly available.
Take advantage of my FREE medical advice today!
Did you eat my semen sample?
I see gray static in my vision, I've had this problem since I was 5. Do you know what it is?
>>35917794
Taking a few Biology courses during your useless BA degree hardly qualifies you to give advice.
Sage LARPer threads
>on a shitty data plan in japan
>viewing a gif costs me $2 on average
>>35917773
How much did it cost you to include that image in this post. Topkekek
>>35917773
originally have fun, anonthat's another $2 for Mr. Shekelstein
>>35917831
I don't know how uploading uses data.. But probably a lot. This fucking country I swear
Lets get a /thatkid/ thread going
BONUS POINTS: You were that kid
>that kid who threw up at least twice a week
>that kid who passed out during sex edi hate my life
>that kid who thought people asking to see his homework were his friends
Thanks again for the help, faggot.
that kid who makes /thatkid/ threads
what a loser
>tfw no jim-pam office romance
>why even live
Was just watching that episode, that's crazy.
But yeah, I love the show and always wished I had that relationship. Pam is such a QT and I love her dorkiness.
Also who's your fave character? Jim is cool but I like Dwight the most, he is probably the closet to a R9K poster, no?
tfw no plain but cute pam gf
Because you are Toby at best, maybe a less lovable Kevin
He taught himself to play at age 22 and released this, his first album, six years later.
Don't live in fear. Try something new, no matter how late.
https://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=2ic39l325#/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY
>>35917689
broken link
don't care abooooot originality
>>35917735
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY
>tfw retards can't parse URLs
I've played my whole life and I can barely play the theme from Madoka.
>Want to have quick fap and get it over with
>last forever
>want to have a long leisurely fap
>cum instantly
Fapping is so normietier
>>35917633
>get jizz all over my pubes
>have to spend like 5 minutes washing it all out
>Lay down to jerk off
>Spend 3 hours looking for a worthy video to end it on
>anal fissure opened up again
>need to take a shit
>it will be the worst pain imaginable when I do
make sure you wipe
>butt portal opened up again
its over lads
>>35917586
you're a big guy
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