Lets get a /thatkid/ thread going BONUS POINTS: You were that

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>that kid who passed out during sex ed
i hate my life

>that kid who thought people asking to see his homework were his friends

Thanks again for the help, faggot.

that kid who makes /thatkid/ threads

what a loser

>>35917727
>that autistic kid that girls liked for some reason

That kid who was always with the coach on penis inspection day.

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>>35917759
>tfw unexpectedly good at sports
>tfw normies congratulated you after scoring twice in football
feelsgoodman

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>>35917727
>that kid whose mom dropped him off at school

>>35917759
Oh yeah?
>that kid who threw up and passed out on the first day of kindergarten

>that kid who would play on his DS in a dark corner every day during lunch

>that kid who ate his boogers amd normies laughed at him and admitted that they almost threw up

Thank god there were no cellphones with video equipped back then

>that kid who had diarrhea and shitted himself in the middle of the class, went to the bathroom and there was no paper so he swiped his ass with his undies and socks and left them behind

>>35917824
I was this kid

My bus came at 5:30am and my mom was like 'fuck that' and took me to school at 7:30. School started at 8:00 so I just waited around like a dork.

I took the bus home and yes it was a 2 hour ride and yes I was literally the last stop.

>>35917727
>that kid that just wants to experience love and instead has no friends

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>DS

pic related origami

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>>35918023
>tfw mummy used to drop me off at school every morning during high school
>all the other kids could already drive
>felt like people would stare at me as I looked at the ground and sped walk into school

>That kid who shit his pants at school and tried to play it off

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>that kid who threw up after P.E. every single time

This body was not made for strenuous exercise

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>>35917727
>that introverted kid named Jeffrey in middle school that always gave off weird vibes
>we sat next to one another in detention
>passes me a note
>"five minutes after I leave, ask to use the restroom"
>whatthefug.jpg
>winks at me from under hoodie
>"Mrs. Smith? Can I get some water?"
>she glares at him
>"Be quick"
>he walks off slowly to seem like he's not in a hurry
>five minutes pass by in what feels like an hour
>i raise my hand
>"M-Mrs. Smith? May I please use the restroom?"
>she trusts me a bit more
>"Go ahead, anon."
>I walk out
>Jeffrey has been waiting for me
>he looks me in the eyes and slowly moves his arm down
>reaches creepily for something in his hoodie pocket
>fightorflight.gif
>the object is moving
>flight.gif
>getting ready to run when he pulls out a turtle
>smiling ear to ear
>he holds it toward me
>"Wanna pet it?"
>"Sure."
>I pet the turtle
>we go inside
>the turtle starts squealing
>Mrs. Smith gets pissed off
>"What's that noise?"
>"Your mom"
>Jeffrey didn't give two shits
>I high fived him
>we both came back that saturday
>he brought his turtle
>we ended up naming him Bender, like from the Breakfast Club
>good times

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>>35918359
you had a turtle bro

>that kid that disappeared over spring break and was never seen again

Literally me
I threatened to shoot up the school and they didn't allow me to that school again

Guy in my highschool got caught masturbating in the girls locker room. Dude snuck in there after all the girls had changed and went completely butt naked and left his clothes folded on a bench. He had a field day apparently fapping in every conceivable place in the locker room. Lost track of time when the girls came in from PE and saw his clothes and stuff on a bench and him trying to hide himself in a corner of the showers naked.

What a fucking day that was wew lad

>that kid who brought skateboard to school to look cool


Was me

>that kid who didn't shower
If you go to school fucking take care of your body. God damn I hate being around smelly niggas

>that kid who wandered aimlessly during lunch because no friends. bonus points if ate lunch in the bathroom

>>35918064
couldn't drive in high school so I just walked 2 miles everyday. good exercise and a great reason to miss first period everyday

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>that kid who everyone suspected would shoot the school up, even though he never said anything like that.
Fuck you guys, I should have done it too. It's what you fags wanted.

>that kid who showed you that video of some chick fucking her dog and got you addicted to animal porn

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>That kid that no-one knew the name of until term 4 despite being in the same class all year

I was an anon even in the real world.

>>35917727
>that kid who thought he was a normie but ended up more pathetic than the kids he made fun of back in highschool

gg

>that kid who had to hide himself when switching into gym shorts before PE
>that kid who got his towel pulled down at the pool at the end of school year cause no consequence
>that kid who broke another kids jaw in a rage with his dick flapping about
:')

>that kid who fucked up his chance of having any friends and was ostracized during the last year of elementary

>>35917787
That me

Orange-guts-an

That kid who drank a 26 of vodka before school, sat down in foods class and shit his pants

>>35917727
>that kid who walked without moving his arms

>that kid who got in trouble for sucking his sisters toes while she was asleep

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>>35917727
>that kid who constantly told lies to make himself and his shitty life seem more interesting

>>35917759
A girl in my anatomy course in uni passed out once in the morgue while we were working with the cadavers. One minute she's taking notes as normal and the next she's on the floor twitching. It was a strange day. I imagine extra strange for her waking up in a room full of corpses not remembering why she was there.

>>35919842
This was me as well. I don't know why. I lied constantly about everything, sometimes the lies weren't beneficial at all and had no purpose.

>that kid who dropped out of highschool
>that kid who everyone called a serial killer behind his back
Its been three years you niggers, why do I find out through a friend you still talk about me?

>>35917865
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>>35919833
literally and unironically 100% me

>that kid who was the king of the largest autist friendgroup in the school
still a khv tho

>>35919842
I told lies here and there to keep people from getting to know me but I knew one kid who lied about everything. He was a black kid who unironically claimed his family was from egypt, he did not know what an ankh was, he did not know what the pharaohs were, he didn't know anything about the religions of egypt, yet he was showing me on his computer all about it and he was bragging about his rich family in egypt. It was really sad and I felt bad for him however he was really popular and had a lot of friends which always made me wonder why he chose to be my friend when I was a loner and avoided most people.

>>35917727
>That kid who fapped to Hannah Minx videos every day and jizzed buckets

Me btw

>>35920179
This was me except change autist friendgroup to sociopath friendgroup

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>that kid who kept trying to make his childhood endearing and adventuresome like in cartoons until he gradually discovered that innocence is dead and everyone is an adult by the time they reach ten.

I just wanted to build a treehouse and go exploring in the woods

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>that kid who constantly made families on The Sims where he was the dad and his crush was the mum.

>>35920179
I was the epicenter of the screech

>>35919405
bet you were just mad that none of the other boys let you slurp their danglers, weren't you little fagboy?

>>35918023
2 hour ride everyday for hundreds of days... Just think about how much of your life a bus took away from you. Very sad. Hope you had some way to occupy yourself then.

>>35917727
>that kid who would sit uncomfortably close to the computer monitors when using a computer
Like fuckin' centimeters away, dude

>that kid who was your typical nerd and always picked on but would stand up for himself fearlessly

>that kid who was overly into bugs and kept some as "pets"

>that kid who played too much cod and would never shut up about guns

>that kid who always brought his own laptop to school

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>that kid that "probably hates everything"
I didnt hate anything or anyone :(. Why did they always say that about me :((((

>that kid who didn't wear deodorant

>>35920977
>that one kid who wore deodorant, but never showered

>that kid who thinks he's friends with the normies but they only keep him around during school to laugh at his retardedness

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>>35921294
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOO STOP IT RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOW

>>35921307
>that kid who always wondered why none of his "friends" wanted to hang out after school
>that kid who always wondered why he saw normiebook posts of parties his "friends" threw that he always seemed to not get invited to

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>that kid who had to be taught how to pee standing up because he never learned how
>that kid who, while being taught, pissed all over everything accidentally
>that kid who, after doing that, was afraid to pee standing up until like high school


it still hurts. almost 20 years later and it still hurts

>that kid that trimmed armor

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>>35921356
hahaha you little faggot girl

>that kid who always sucked on the water fountain

>>35917759
>that kid who had a seizure during sex ed even though he didnt have epilepsy

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>that kid that made a fake email account to send the teachers e-mails full of autistic shit

>that kid who never did drugs or drank alcohol while literally all of his friends did and tried to pass it off as 2cool4drugs

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>that kid everyone thought was a stoner, tired or drunk but he was just depressed

>>35917787
pretty much me

organogenesis

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>that kid when all the girls and boys were supposed to dance together in gym class but stood autisticly in the corner

>>35922002
>everyone starts dancing
>go to the bathroom and stay there for 30 minutes

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>>35920270
>my fucking face when I remember I used to do this all the time on Sims 2 and Sims 3

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>that super small kid who hated the gay kid and broke his leg in prom

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>>35917727

> That kid who was struck down and killed by the Headmaster when he ran infront of his car as "Lol just a prank bro".

They never did get all the blood out of the tarmac.

>that kid who drinks too much in gets hospitalized
>that kid who tried to commit suicide but failed
both me...

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>that kid who emailed meatspin to a bunch of people at school from someone else's account and a teacher opened the link in a class
>tfw it was a normie's account and he got suspended

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>that kid that would take out his phone and pretend to text

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>>35918003
>tfw the undies and sox weren't enough so he had to swipe on the stall door
I'm beginning to see why I had a hard time making friends in high school

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>that kid who always left to go to the restroom during P.E. to masturbate because the coach didn't care and had cum stains on his gym shirt
Was me

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>that kid who skipped class on the last day of school and covered the hallway floors with baby oil

>>35918023
are you me??????
like... exact same situation

>>35920261
Ah anon, I didn't come here to feel

>>35923627
>lubed hallway
rememinds be about ss13

>that kid that always smelled like garbage bc a wild flock of chads would always dump half eaten food on him at the end of lunch and call him trash bitch
>that kid who comes to a party he thought he was invited too but turns out he wasn't invited and was just in the vicinity of people talking about it
>that kid who got migraines way too often but parents never got it looked at
Of course me

>I was the kid who went to get water to drink about every 20 minutes and smoke a bowl in the bathroom then walked back to class with a full water bottle while I was baked out of my mind.

when the teachers told me I was drinking too much water I told them they were not drinking enough water and thats why they were aging so terribly and made them feel insecure.
also there was like 50 other stoners in my school that used the bathroom as a smoking spot so they couldn't pin it on anybody.
bathroom smelt like forever weed.

>that kid who tried confronting the principal about the crappy school lunches and told him if he doesn't stop lining the pockets of the corporations that feed the school garbage that he was going to hack into the standardized testing and give everyone failing scores to sabotage the school so the feds would have to come in and take over.

>that kid that fainted almost every week

>>35918359
I thought this was gay sex, but it was turtle

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>That kid who spent his time thinking up in-depth jrpg adaptations of his school years that he would never make just to have something to talk about
that kid was me in high school

>that kid who was arrested because he had ties to isis

happened today lmao

>That kid who couldn't parse sentences with words containing more than two syllables
>That kid who flashed his tiny dick in the locker rooms then bragged about how "big" it was
>That kid who openly supported every action the Nazis did, going so far to say he'd do exactly what Hitler did except he'd win the war

Same kid, and he was in my class for four fucking years.

And for the bonus points:
>That kid who rejected girls because he thought it was a trick

>That kid who asked a roastie to be his gf, but she just ignored him and told the whole school about it

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH ME?

>that kid who would hide out in the bathroom and punch the walls until his hands were completely purple every time he got even remotely anxious

Was me

>>35924776
Your hands must be so fucked up.

>>35924887
Honestly not really, I think I just bruised easily at the time.

>>35924887
>He doesn't do 1000 layers of paper shaolin knuckle conditioning for an hour everyday

>that kid that always participated in penis inspection day for some reason
>that kid was also born a girl

>>35919234
Tfw that kid was me

Thank you anon for the reminder

>>35920512
>Hurr durr GAYYYYY
Fuck off, chad.

>that kid that took dingleberries out of his asshole and put them in the back of his cubby, and the dingleberries were later found by teacher

I can look back at this and laugh. The old bitch was furious but she had no clue how to handle it. The teacher's aide took pity on me though, she must have recognized the anal expulsive(maybe retentive?) tendency that was far from normal

>That kid who would go to great lengths to slip out of school during lunch so he didn't have to sit at a table with a bunch of disgusting people with no table manners

>that kid that smoked cigarettes during lunch break because he didn't have any friends
It was me desu.

>>35924568
>had ties to isis
did he also have grenades that he was afraid to use?

>that kid that walked much faster than everyone in the hallway and was constantly passing everyone because he had no friends or GF to talk to before class like everyone else

>that kid at wore headphones around their neck to look cool but ended up looking like a massive tool

>that kid who drank coffee and smoked because he thought it made him cool

I guess I'll be the first to say it

>that kid that fucked your mother

a classmate of mine fucked my mom, he came to my house twice and the entire time I was in my room playing video games pretending not to hear or see anything. sometimes at school we would make eye contact for a brief moment, and he would give me a smug grin and pull up his pants. Dude was puerto rican and his name was Romeo, life is embarrassing

>that kid who drank before class
>that kid who smoked spice in school
me

>>35925848
I smoked spice in community college bathrooms and even outside, my pipe followed me everywhere I went.

>that kid who sent nasty facebook messages to a girl who turned him down for a date
>it completely ruined his social life for the rest of high school
At least I had the teachers convinced that I was a good boy who dindu nuffin.

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>that kid who runned like pic related in high school

>that kid who threw up from the window of a moving bus in a high school excursion leaving a nice trail of vomit

>that kid who showed the school counselor his school shooting plan
>that kid who did the thriller dance every time he heard the song until he was 16
>that kid who sucked his thumb until 18
>that kid who had a notebook of crudely drawn porn

who /transcendedspergdom/ here?

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>>35917824
That was literally everyone in my town, it was beyond bumfuck nowhere and only around 2000 people total so there was only like 2 buses which made it faster to just have your parents take you

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>>35919234
>tfw I never ate lunch in the bathroom because that's where the normies smoked
>I would break into the theater room and eat backstage instead
>would nap on the couch set up for the school play after
was pretty comfy desu

>>35917897
Fuck is wrong with eating boogers

>>35925806
But you didn't fuck anyone's mom

>>35918359
That's a nice story Anon.
Cheered me up a bit.

>that kid who beat up a bully in the middle of gym because he was picking on one of the tall girls who wasn't doing anything, not even telling him to stop. neither did her group of 'friends'.

Fun, fun memories.

>>35917829
>That kid who's partner was the teacher

>>35926730

It may sound loserish, but I loved getting the teacher's help. They actually knew what they were doing and helped me with things I didn't understand. May be a mark of shame amongst kids, but I'd take a teacher for my partner 9/10 times.

>that kid who implied he was gonna shoot up the school and got suspended
>that gay kid who had the police come to his house because he filmed himself putting his grandmother's crutch up his ass and put it online
>that kid who actually killed herself a week before exams
Fun times

>>35917727
>/thatwhore/
http://imgur.com/gallery/DR2yf

>>35927138
>http://imgur.com/gallery/DR2yf
Not wearing eyeliner makes her look CUTE. Too bad she's probably rotten to the core.

>>35920985
>those kids that shower in just body spray and deodorant smelling up the entire classroom

I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES OF THE HEADACHS

>>35920261
Bitch I'm 20 and I go exploring in the woods with friends.

Adventure exists, but only if you create it

>>35924623
the thing that's wrong with you is that you let one rejection get you down, friend

keep trying :)))

>>35919234
I used to to this in middle school, until some other outcasts adopted me