>anal fissure opened up again >need to take a shit >it

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make sure you wipe

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>butt portal opened up again

its over lads

>>35917586
you're a big guy

jfadsklfjklf

I had a small one for over a year and about a month back it just disappeared for no reason

still not sure what happened

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h-how do you get anal fissures
I don't want this to happen to me

>>35918711
putting things too big for your butt up your butt without proper preparation

>>35918722
oh ok, I'm not at risk then. That's good to know.

>>35917586
Maybe get a doctor to look at that, anon. You don't want to be the guy that died of bleeding out his ass one night.

>>35917586
>Soul gate ruptured again
This is it friends, I'm sorry I unleashed this upon you.

>>35918120
>daddy discovered the newly opened dildo dungeon
Hold me lads

>>35918722
>>35918739

He's just meme-ing you. Anal fissures happen randomly, they aren't a homosexual thing like HIV. You have shit passing through your anus every day and even a small cut from one of those shits can turn into a massive fissure because unlike a cut on your arm or leg it's a cut in a part of your body that you can't give time to heal unless you're able to will yourself into not taking another shit for multiple days at a time.