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>>35962539
>China has led the world for 1800 of the past 2000 years

haha

>Asia, which has China, Japan, Singapore and South Korea being only decent.

>China doesn't get alone with Taiwan and still is fighting with Japan over Senkaku Islands

>North Korea will fire a missile every so often at SK.

If you're gonna make bait posts then you really need to up your game. I honestly think you need to have a solid understanding of how to push a fallacy

>>35962539
Why would the west try to invade Asia? It makes no sense. Besides it would spark another world war.

>>35962506
They're afraid we're going to make everyone depressed.

>>35962506

>not combining /r9k/ with /soc/

>>35962506
>>35962558
Just imagine a mixture between /adv/ and this board

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[s4s] is fine too

My money was on /soc/ but they're plowing /out/ innawoods. /cgl/ would make a hilarious merger for ORIGINAL cosplay

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or how about....


/b/

Oh, I guess not. I figured someone else would know this feel.

>>35962441
What's got you down? I remember doing something similar, I put my neck on the side of my mattress and it took a while to realise it was being constricted. I felt really lightheaded afterwards

>>35963774
Oh nothing right now, really. I'm probably in a better state than I've been in five years, I just like the thought of having at least some control of my life.
Before this I don't think I'd tested out hanging myself since last new years.

Just like pressing it against the mattress, or just resting against it and accidentally choking yourself?

Bump, still just me...

feel free to join and make fun of me for being a no life I guess.

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10 minutes and no one.
I am a loser among losers.

your link expired you fucking donkey, post a new one

Should've merged with /soc/ that would've been rich.

>>35962424
There's already enough normies leaking into her anyway

>tfw /r9k/ didn't get merged
Feels good man.

How come I don't get forgotten irl? I'm 5'11" middle class white brown hair blue eyes fairly attractive and yet I always seem to get noticed. FUCKING IGNORE ME IM BORING REE!

>>35962398
gone off your meds again, eh?

>>35962417
I am twenty years old.
I am homeless, mad as shit, and medicated with nothing.

Please contribute to my quest to peel back the mystery of revealing life has lost it's intrinsic substance.

Im gonna call the number.
Find out.

Is this a bad idea?

The kind of man that bought all that stuff for a kid that got poisoned by its mother to hate its father before eventually realising the kid is forever hateful towards him becauae if his wifes lies so he takes his gifts back.

>>35962477
That's why you should have a decent relationship with both parents

>>35962374
>Btw he is black! /:
Btw you had sex with him, let him cum in you and had his child! /:

kek this is gonna be good im in

AT 1:00 AM EST WE SHOULD ALL ATTACK THE TRANSGENDER FLAG CROSS SECTION

SPREAD THE WORD TO /POL/ AND /R9K/

BE READY

>>35962344
whats the site op?

>>35962311
These threads are always great because the "qt" minority almost always looks like a 3/10. Anyone could get one.

Or maybe they just like each other's personalities, or something. Don't ask me how those crazy normie minds work.

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>>35962311
>minorities
>being qt

It's basically beastiality, get help

I love smoking cars

If your car is smoking you should see a mechanic.

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>>35962250
Wrong pic. Black and mild is the topic

>>35962242
Posted this in another thread but I liked it so I'll repost.

>The girl that I have deep feelings for told me today that she's quitting her job (where we work together) and because her boyfriend fucking reviles me, we'll never be able to see each other again.

Then she said April fool's.
Bitch got me good.

unless you're gonna do something stupid, fuck off EFG

>drink to fool myself into being happy

Top fucking lol. I'm drinking too anon.

>>35962154
From what?

I've never ever found her funny. Female comedians just don't do it for me.

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>tfw unironically got hard and busted a nut while listening to her talk about getting fucked

>>35962154
Who cares? She's more of a vessel of cultural Marxism than an actual comedian.

She promotes normalization of degenerate behaviour and ideals and tries to pass it off as comedy when she's not plagiarizing other comedians jokes.

This is my problem. Make an ass of myself at work, and even miss work and come in late. I cant process information that well right now. Makes me paranoid about about future dementia

pls spaghettios

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>>35962109
I know what you mean OP. My body generally refuses to sleep unless I'm absolutely exhausted. So for years now, I've just been staying awake until I'm ruined and can't keep my eyes open. I can't remember the last time I fell asleep before midnight like a 'normal' person. At this point I'm just perpetually tired.

>>35962089
Be attractive and have lots of money

Go to clubs and events on campus. Many girls go to these.

I want to know this too. Parties are only for Stacys and Chads. A robot like me wouldn't last a fucking minute at a frat house.