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Why do normalfags love Nietzsche so much?
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>>35964885
why do commies think they own stirner
stirner wasn't a fucking commie
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normies like Nietzsche because they wanna stand out but since they are a half assed about it they dont learn everything there is to learn

>LOL XD IM A NIHILIST SO EDGY RIGHT GUYS
>Whats existentialism?
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Normalfags think Nietzsche was an empty nihilist, and they use nihilism to justify their failures and degeneracy.

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i got drunk and asked the girl i like out over Facebook /r9k/
should i kill myself tonight before she responds
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If its the first time you've done it just openly admit that you were drunk. She'll usually let it slide.

Don't make it a habitual thing which is what I've done.
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>>35964888
Wouldn't this just lead into beta orbiter zone?
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>>35964925
You can't be a beta orbiter unless you're doing shit for her and you're not getting anything in return.

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post techniques to forget about the craving for women
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some of them have SUCH a massive ego
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Watch porn constantly.
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>>35964913
not when they act like in the pic. no thank you. turns me off

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>Want to learn Japanese
>Procrastinate whenever I have a chance to study
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>>35964831
I don't understand why weebs put their stupid anime girls in pics like this. There was already joke there, why there needed to be anime girl in there? You faggots just think that anime girl is automatically funny in something? baka
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>>35964831
I wish I had a Japanese study buddy desu...
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That just means you don't really want to learn it.

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I hate old people
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>>35964797
>I hate old people
this
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>>35965022
But I like old people
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>>35965049
>But I like old people
why?
they will die soon

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So robots I was curious. Ever participated in school sports? Did it make you better, or worse? Did you get bullied? A fight? Did you win? Did you fist-fight any family members? As in real street fight shit, where they're after your fucking blood.

Stories? Advice/tips for fellow anons?
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football vastly improved my life
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>was soccer captain certainly got alot of attenton.
>been in some fights always came out on top.
>slapped two stacys across the face
>turned down blowjob offers just because I could
>never got bullied but always protected a robot who was getting bullied other normies hated it and tried to gang up on me to get back at me
Yes I was a Chad
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played football and basketball in 7th grade for social acceptance. Spoilers, it didnt work
>the kid that sits on the sidelines for half the game game and only goes in 2 or 3 times

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What do you think of Bara-san?
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>>35964779
imagine being that guy and having legions of dorky /cgl/ tumblrgirls who want to suck on your tits

imagine having the pick of the raven-haired vaguely semitic she-twink litter
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>>35964812
>/cgl/ tumblrgirls
LOOOL

you think it's girls
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>>35964812
>Tumblr girls

Actually, it's legions of lonely (male) Robots that want him.

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>Jump around and spin my arms because it's fun
>20 years old
>All of a sudden feel a deep shooting pain in my scapula joint
>Dad has major arthritis
>I'm already starting to get it
>Macular degeneration is next if my DNA test is correct

Who /fucked/?
At least I won't go bald.
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>>35964776
I was diagnosed with Rhumetoid Arthritis last week anon.....I know you pain, and the Neptoxin isn't helping.

And I'm bald, short, fat and have asthma. Kill me.
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>>35964776
I'm pretty /fucked/
>think I pulled a muscle
>instead it's kidney cancer
>possibly metesticized into lungs
>untreated pneumonia with cancer like nodes
>need lung biopsy
>if positive for cancer, chemo
>kidney cancer that spreads has high mortality rate
>either way kidney is coming out
>I just thought I pulled a muscle
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>>35964776
>>Jump around and spin my arms because it's fun
this is your average /co/ poster

Tell the story of how you lost your virginity >>>/r9k/
And virgins, you can chime in too with how you discovered fapping, your favorite fapping techniques, etc.

I'll start
>be me
>be 11 at the time
>be reaaaaally comfy dressing up in girl clothes
>but only at my friend's house
>let's call him johnny, he's 13
>go over to johnny's a lot because my parents would never approve
>at 11 i kinda looked like a girl anyway, long hair and all
>one night, be watching movies with johnny in his room
>me laying on my tummy on the floor
>johnny on his bed
>hear heavy breathing coming from behind me
>turn around to see what johnny's doing
>holyshitheisfapping.png
>ask "dude, wtf?"
>he says my ass looked really good in the yoga pants i was wearing
>get a little creeped out, but turn back to watching the movie.
>suddenly feel hands on my hips
>wtf.webm
>johnny pulls down my yoga pants and undies
>feel he dick enter my ass
>fuckingowgetitouttathere.psd
>it stops hurting
>feelsgoodman.xml
>after a bit, johnny cums in my ass
>moanlikeaslutasicumtoo.ogg activates
>we end up lowkey dating for like a year.
>no one knows but us
>23 now
>end up starting hrt a week ago

>mfw i lost my vcard to my best friend by being a trap before i knew for sure what a trap was.
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Bumping out of curiousity, but mainly to get a REEEE or two.
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Bumping because holy fuck i'm bored and i want greentext stories on this shit.
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Testing

Oririgininalio

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How do i find a daddy bf? I am a boy
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>>35964751
beg for daddy's cock twink
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>>35964770
N-no please.

org
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>>35964751
>How do i find a daddy bf? I am a boy
bump for interest

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TFW want to be creativeNEET but bad at creating. I just want to write nice stories. Other writedudes, how do you write so your stories aren't shit-tier?
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>NEET
>creativity

pick 1
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>>35964743
I just want at least one artistic talent of some kind. Not even be that good, just one would be nice.

I feel like I have some kinda good story ideas in my head but I know they'd be god awful when pen hits paper.
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>read works by your favorite writers
>study their ways
>create your own work based off of a similar formula

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StiII thinking of him....
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>>35964724
whats he look like? I wanna know
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>>35964741
He's short Iike me
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>>35965021
Wow real descriptive

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>driver's license renewal comes in
>four years have passed so quick
>realize I still have feelings for the same girl as four years ago
>she's still gay
>she still hates me
>this hell will never end

I've met and spoken to many women. One asked me out. My heart remains the same. When will it end? Is this love?
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bump. I need answers. please I do need them.
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Stop being a faggot, love isn't real.
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>>35965164
then what is this that I have been going through.

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>Going to be 30 in 4 minutes
Just end it.
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>>35964610
>you were once a child, innocent and happy
>you were once a teenager, sociable and charismatic
>you are now an empty shell of a formerly vibrant man
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>>35964642
>you were once a teenager, sociable and charismatic

hahaha . Enough jokes.
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>>35964642

>you were once a teenager, sociable and charismatic

wew my lad
I'm pretty sure lots of robots are fucked up in their 20s because their formative years were shit

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>parents going away for a week
>going to have the house to myself
>still going to spend every hour in my room on my computer
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I feel you. The only things I do different when parents are out is yell louder or turn up speakers
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>>35964604
You sure are a lazy piece of shit aren't you anon?
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>>35964604
Move your computer to the living room or something at least anon.

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