>Where are those files I asked for this morning? We've got until Friday to meet the deadline
>be salaried employee who makes $30k/yr and works 60 hour weeks with zero for overtime
>>36079903
Ah a fellow financial services slave
>>36079733
Is that supposed to be bald Trump?
wakey wakey wagies... time to go to war with syria
>>36079717
someone wanna give me a quick rundown?
>>36079777
US fired 50+ tomahawk missiles at a Syrian airbase
>>36079777
Is wilma /out girl/??
Hey r9k
Come hang out with us and talk about life and things
https://discord.gg/UHyQk
Sad bump oriori
Bumparoncini
Stop this thread please.
Is being good looking the absolute best thing in life?
>>36079592
This loaded question thing is getting old
>>36079616
Is there anything better?
I think in today's society it is the absolutely most important thing there is and the greatest guarantee of a happy and fulfilling life.
Practically everything now is determined by your pictures (ie. appearance).
>>36079592
Probably. I have a pretty close knit community at work with a bunch of people my age, and my male manager ask all the girls to rate all the guy (all the girls are black btw) and they always rate my absolutely retarded "buddy" top becouse he's got god their looks (constantly told he looks like twilight dude). But he is legitemently dumb as a rock. The hottest of the girls rated me in her tip three though. I have to say I have natural good looks and would probably be a huge slut if I didn't get bored of people so easily and didn't have acne scars. I've kinda flirted with a bunch of them and asked about their opinions on different guys, and looks always comes first. I've only drawn in average or below average girls becouse of my scars and laziness.
But, I also have to say that deep down this handsome mother fucker kinda hates his life even though girls give him blow jobs just to be near him. Hes constantly ruining his life becouse of his stupidity and says he's depressed, even with all the pussy.
Pussy's not end game, it's just a side goal. You shouldnt obsess over it faggot. I embrase my faggotry and do whatever I feel now and seem to attract more people as friend and a bunch of females even though I want a bf. Also, style and confidence is ultimately key. Just don't be afraid of being called a faggot if you do something like die your hair blond like me. Just b urself lol.
Also, the only reason I'm on this dhitstain of a board is I was hoping for cuck porn to jack off too, but I guess it's falling out of style.
What are millennials concerned about?
>>36079442
The only thing that guy should be concerned about is his weight. God, he has such weird proportions too. It probably looks like a fucking nightmare under the 5 layers of clothing he's wearing. I want to barf just looking at this guy.
Now, fat dudes can look good if they're built, but this fucker just looks goofy, I want to look away but I can't, it's too weird.
>>36079442
i bet this guy works a government job.
>"business casual" clothes
>clothes of shitty unstylish quality
>obviously has no cares about appearance
>>36079442
President T----
He's literally Hitler
How can we hurt women without physically hurting them?
>>36079426
don't have children roblox
>>36079426
Support 3rd wave feminism.
>>36079426
I was thinking like maybe
>acting like a normie
>getting a gf
>date her for three months
>buy her a car for gift
>put car in her name
>tell her you will pay for it
>leave her high and dry
>ruin her credit score
anyone have anything better?
Does anyone else pick the skin near their fingers without thinking about it? I've done it for so long, I block it out of my mind when it happens, kind of like breathing. I hate it so much, it makes my fingers look absolutely awful. Not doing it is worse, though. God, I wish I was normal.
>>36079378
I do the exact same thing anon, I chew it off though
It gets much worse when I'm nervous, they get full on bloody and I can't pick up a pen
>>36080050
>I can't pick up a pen
Same here anon. The other day I chewed my thumb real bad right before a piano class and I literally bled onto the piano, thankfully no one noticed and I had my handkerchief with me. Teacher asked me why my thumb was bandaged up and I told him I slammed it in a door.
Sounds like dermatillomania and/or psychomotor agitation.
It can get seriously out of hand, no pun intended. You could end up hurting yourself severely.
>Girl shows me her sister's ugly newborn baby
>"Isn't he the cutest baby in the world?"
>Say nothing even though I know I'm supposed to go "Awww"
Is it autism?
>>36079330
bumperino bumperambo bumpercars
>>36079330
You're simply above reproductive desires.
yes, you are supposed to pretend everything is better than it is. autism is the inability to bullshit
>24 year old NEET sister is stealing from my wallet again
>mom won't kick her out because she's BPD and will REEEE herself into a mental hospital again
>>36079194
Get her on neetbux
i have one of these subhuman sisters too they should be executed the poor fucks
Lock your wallet in a safebox with a combo.
Does anyone here ever think up ideas for movies or tv shows in their heads? I do. I write them down sometimes too.
Ive always wanted to be a sceeenwriter but I'm too autistic. I current have an idea for a movie. Wanna hear it?
Its tge 1961 Mothra film remade into a gangster/yakuza film set in the 80s.
Wanna hear about my autistic idea? I know remakes are unoriginal. Pls no bully..
Go ahead anon,im interested in hearing them
>>36079172
K.
Well, the story is set in Tokyo in the 80s. Cold war is going on and Japan has just suffered an attack by Godzilla like 2 years prior to this, to the country's economy and infrastructure is all fucked off.
The protag is a former yakuza who lives with his wife and daughter, and he has a son who's in the JSDF. Their old home was destroyed so they live in a shitty one room apartment and they border on poverty. Protag cant get a job to suppprt his wife and daughter due to the economic recession, so he resorts to just gambling every night.
Eventually he racks up a huge debt to the yakuza and cant find a way to pay it off.
Cont.
>>36079370
Unable to pay and knowing the yakuza will fuck him up, he attempts to flee the country with his wife and daughter by bribing some cargo boat workers and stowing away on a cargo boat headed for the Philippines. His son is on some military base so he cant get ahold of him.
The yakuza get tipped off however and sent 2 enforcers on board the cargo ship. While theyre at sea already, they locate protag and his family and the 2 enforcers rape and kill his wife and daughter. They stab protag several times before tossing him overboard into the ocean.
The protag somehow manages to survive and end up washed up on the shores of some foreign island. After nearly getting killed by some weird fauna, he is rescued by the island natives, who are basically like tribal sea niggers
Cont.
Is it reasonable for me to become concerned irritated when somebody doesn't reply to an IM?
It seems to be the norm nowaday to just not say anything in response if you don't feel you have anything to say and I think it's fucking rude.
>>36079127
Stop texting people you normie fuck
>>36079140
I never said texting, homo.
Yes. I get irritated about it too. I'd prefer a half assed response to at least acknowledge the message.
I want to become a soundcloud rapper as my last option to get money or some shit before getting a real job. /R9K/ give me a cloud rap name pls
If you make your name lil scrotum i'll suck your dick
>>36079263
I wanted something less laughable and yes ik being a cloud rapper is laughable but comeon homie pls
>>36079082
Daddy moneybags
Papa Moneybags?
Papa Moneda
Papito
Idk senpai
Do you hate humanity? if so do you include yourself as well? do you feel as if you're part of the problem?
>>36079063
desu yes, a lot of the time lately I find myself looking down on my (female) roommate because she's young and opinionated but seems oblivious / careless / absent minded. I don't know how to describe it exactly...when I think about it a lot though I come to the realization that the people that I harbor negative feeling toward are no different than me. they think they care but deep down there isn't much to it. makes me sad just thinking about it actually
>>36079063
>Do you hate humanity?
Most of them.
>if so do you include yourself as well?
No.
>do you feel as if you're part of the problem?
Fuck no
>>36079288
That's a blanket statement. How do you know she doesn't think you're a stupid empty headed fuck? you're probably super awkward and quiet to.
>tfw black and no white person will let me near them
then stop stealing things, tyrone
>>36079057
hahahahaha, nigger weeb xD
>>36079057
I feel for you
I mean I'm a white guy, but I do feel as though there is a tendency to prefer your own tribe before others
not really that far out at all, just the biological nature of humans
anyway, I always feel really awkward around black people ever since I saw that one picture that's like "that face white people make when they see you" and its that white kid with a half forced smile
I always feel like I do that shit when I see black people, and then I imagine they think im a raciss whitey and they're gonna beat my raciss cracka ass
A bunch of shitlibs in my neighborhood have put these signs in their yards. What can I put in mine to trigger them?
>>36078986
Like it in the crapper, get the zapper.
Green card need not approach.
Religion of peace strikes yet again.
That's nice, now get me a sandwich.
It's my constitutional right, jackass.
Socialism is great until you run out of daddy's money.
Hand them a pepsi.
>>36079028
All of these sound great.