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Why haven't you got a tranny GF yet?
>just like you guys!
>loves video games & pizza just like the guys! >smells great like mint & lavender, not like a guy.
>silky smooth skin cause she moisturizes often.
>female benis is hardly noticeable most of the time.
>microscopic balls with less hair than a naked mole-rat.
>so small you'll hardly notice it brush up against your lips at night.
>so utterly incapable of producing semen you'll never even notice her busting a fat nut in your mouth
>always has lube for when she forcibly stretches your anus with her super small teeny tiny girl penis/clit.
>your turn to top, she's only too depressed/insecure/fucked up on meds 80% of the time!
>cries herself to sleep beside you just like a real girl.
why even bother with a GF (female)?
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Idk anon, I just don't know desu
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>>36088430
faggot shill im not fucking a ladyboy.
BREAK THE CONDITIONING.
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>>36088430
why are you posting people from /lgbt/
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>he walks like a virgin sperg faggot
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>>36088428
I'm glad this meme exists, it's helped improve my posture tenfold.
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>>36088477
The virgin walk is a physical manifestation of your insecurities, not a posture
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>>36088428
there's literally nothing wrong with walking past slow people
>used to live in ohio
>people walked fast and generally just wanted to get from point a to point b in an efficient manner
>moved to florida recently
>everyone walks like fucking snails
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>impending apocalypse you guys, be worried about this shit
>not worried
>not even paying much attention
nothing is actually going to happen except more news for years and years about how scared we should be of it all ending
I feel nothing
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>>36088369
>>impending apocalypse you guys, be worried about this shit
im pretty sure its only 4chan autists saying this
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>>36088395
No anon, we're going to war, and Putin is against us for some reason and China is #1 now and lgbt rights are on the brink of collapse as is the world
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>>36088474
>>>36088395
>No anon, we're going to war, and Putin is against us for some reason and China is #1 now and lgbt rights are on the brink of collapse as is the world
>LGBT rights are on the brink of collapse
What did he mean by this???
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Do you have a weird fetish /r9k/?
>Tfw be a basic foot fag
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>>36088364
Footfag here too, but it's expanded to a love of sexy shoes and stockings as well. Probably the weirdest part of my fetish is my love of vintage foot stuff
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>tfw footfags say I don't have a foot fetish
I can't appreciate the look of something without wanting her to stomp on my nuts or shove her foot up my ass, you degenerates?
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>>36088364
Exhibitionismfag here, nothing beats blowing your load while you're out and about
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Should I just fuck an escort? People keep saying it's easy on tinder but I don't want to be discovered by others and I heard that those girls have tons of STDs. What do r9k?
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>>36088290
If you're a virgin, yes, if you're not, maybe. The anxiety is virginity is worth paying to lose IMHO.
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>>36088290
tinder is only easy if you're an above average height normie, with decent facial features.
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>>36088661
Yes I am a 19 years old
>>36088766
I guess im a manlet 5'8" and im ok looking im not overweight or hideous
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I am so desperate for a blow job, I would do anything to have someone just force my pants down and swallow my cock
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>>36088250
go on grindr then you'll find tons of faggots like yourself OP.
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>>36088265
Wait how do you know he's gay?
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>>36088279
because he doesn't specify female or male only.
Nice try to turn it around though fag.
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How come everyone I know that has PTSD is so resentful? Everything that everyone else does is wrong, everyone else is weak or has some kind of crippling moral failing, everything is stupid and annoying and you're dumb too if you like it. It's uncanny how similar their thought processes are.
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>>36088210
They're enlightened. People in general are weak, stupid, worthless and shit.
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>>36088210
>have post traumatic stress disorder
>filter everything through that pain
>surprisingly the outcome isn't smiles and optimism
exactly what kind of shitpost is this?
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some guy from my job came back from a deployment with ptsd but he was ghetto before so i cant tell the difference LOL
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Let's go to the farmers market, anon!
:)
<3
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Hey anon! Wanna go to the mall?
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Wow!
Nice video game collection, anon.
Wait, is that an Mp3 on your desktop?
>Not listening to lossless
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Ok. I'm paying, right? Thanks you're the best :3
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Who //UNDER THE INFLUENCE// HERE?
Im on ket right now send me some chill music to listen to before it totally kicks in
feeling a little drunk and am listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
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there you go bro enjoy
https://youtu.be/aj5DjuaLNN8?
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>>36088311
that is giving me an eargasm,thank you
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https://soundcloud.com/neeksthekid/dont-need-no-one-else-prod
Have two bars left, high tolerance sucks so saving them and suffering
>whip up essay starting 4 hours before due date, doing one of the readings while writing the essay
>get an A+ on it and the prof tells me it's exceptional and that I'm a strong student
Am I simply too intelligent for college?
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>>36088099
No you're just a master procrastinator. As long as it works. But it won't always work. According to others at least. Its still always worked for me.
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>>36088099
Yore just inteliggent enough 4 a PhD
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>>36088099
That always worked for me, anon.
Until it stopped and I basically had to drop out because of rampant, undiagnosed autism.
Know your enemy edition
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>>36088077
ISFJ or "The cuck"
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>tfw no original ENTJ gf
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>>36088077
INTJs trigger me edition
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Itt we wait for a good thread 2017-04-07 01:54:09 Post No.36088017
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Itt we wait for a good thread
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>tfw there are no good threads in r9k right now
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>>36088017
'We' was kind of presumptuous yeah?
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>>36088017
>No good threads
>Makes a shit thread
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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>>36088017
Alright pepe you asked for it
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What's the personality of your crush like? 2017-04-07 01:50:15 Post No.36087973
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What's the personality of your crush like?
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I mean your real life crush.
>likes strategy games
>goes jogging
>constantly coming out with obscure historical facts
>musical
>very rich, and has a hard time relating to poor people problems
>cooks very well (probably in part because of the rich thing)
>plays devils advocate constantly, and not in a cute way
>flip flops between acting as a good friend, and acting friendly out of obligation
>acts/talks about being sexually experienced (as in dozens of ONS), but has revealed they're nearly completely inexperienced
8/10 crush material but I think I'll just appreciate from a distance desu, seems a hot mess
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>Likes microbio
>Is a genius
>Is artistic (haha exdee autistic meme)
>Godtier singing voice
>Can act fairly well
>Is up to date with 4chan memes
>Browses boards like /sci/ and /r9k/ (If you see this, fuck you)
>Very clingy
>No seriously, VERY FUCKING CLINGY
>Slightly depressed
She's basically me but grill version.
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>>36087973
your crush is literally me.
WYA
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>>36088023
Is your name Nick?
Oregano
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How do we stop niggers from breeding witj white women?
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>>36087952
Be a beta cuckold and date chink instead, because it's easier!
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>>36087952
>how do we stop evolution from happening
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>>36087952
>implying it's even began
Rug your Penis is literally 3 inches you dumb nig nog, stop shitposting.
>>36088061
>breeding with a a race that is inferior in every way, physical and mental
>evolution
No..
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TERRORIST ATTACK IN SWEDEN - 3 KILLED, SEVERAL INJURED 2017-04-07 01:39:13 Post No.36087856
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TERRORIST ATTACK IN SWEDEN - 3 KILLED, SEVERAL INJURED
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> Three people have died after a truck was driven into pedestrians in central Stockholm.
>It is thought that several people were also injured as the vehicle crashed into a department store in Drottninggatan, a shopping district in the centre of the Swedish capital.
>Swedish media outlets said the vehicle is on fire. Police are at the scene and the downtown area has been sealed off by security forces.
>Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet quoted a witness saying they saw hundreds of people running for their lives near the Ahlens mall.
>It is not yet known if it is a terrorist-related incident.
>A police spokesperson said: "A vehicle has injured people on Drottninggatan.
The suspect's name is Oscar Erikkson and he is on the run! If you know this person, call the police immediately! Share it on Twitter and Facebook!
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/07/truck-crashes-in-central-stockholm-sweden
http://www.svt.se/nyheter/live/dad-i-stockholm
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/three-people-killed-and-several-casualties-after-truck-drives-down-pedestrian-street-in-stockholm-35603395.html
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39531108
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Nice attempt, vengeful slut.
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>>36087856
Hmmm thing are getting interesting
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N0 way!