What's the personality of your crush like?

>Likes microbio
>Is a genius
>Is artistic (haha exdee autistic meme)
>Godtier singing voice
>Can act fairly well
>Is up to date with 4chan memes
>Browses boards like /sci/ and /r9k/ (If you see this, fuck you)
>Very clingy
>No seriously, VERY FUCKING CLINGY
>Slightly depressed

She's basically me but grill version.

>>36087973
your crush is literally me.
WYA

>>36088023
Is your name Nick?
Oregano

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>>36087973
I have given up on women but one of the only ones I ever had a "crush" on was
>really into classic lit and philosophy, finished everything she read
>quiet but not timid; simply preferred to listen
>intensely analytical yet not in a way that interfered with her sense of humanity
>sexually experienced though very selective
>only went outside for school/work/rare occasion where she felt like it would be a novelty
>didn't have social media
>had only a few friends, rarely saw them
>made a point of never wasting her time
>incredible body, short with big tits
>faraway gaze that looked straight past others but focused entirely on you if she was interested
I'm fucking diamonds just thinking about her. It's too bad it couldn't work though. She was just like me, and it's hard for two people who are so detached to find any reason for staying together. Oh well.

>>36088201
>mfw someone says my name in this thread

>>36088076
>>36087973
literally same. I would love a hisfag to cuddle with desu
>have collection of historical flags

>very kind to his friends
>really picky
>isn't good at math, which is the reason he's likely to be expelled
>loves video games
>doesn't forget and forgive easily
>has a good sense of humour
>is a /b/tard (or just used to be, I'm not sure now)
>prefers to avoid people rather then telling them to fuck off
>can easily spend money even though is not very reach
>seems shy but is actually quite outgoing

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>Enjoys MMO's
>browses 9gag and likes funny meme's
>prime shitposter, can't even keep up
>is Australian
>a bit of an airhead but I find it sweet
>actually enjoys talking to me
>very emotional base, but not in the shitty way more like a care giver
>tomboyish

but she lives half way across the world and I honestly don't want to see her in that way.
it'll be delusional to make anything long distance work, and I do have other plans that doesn't involve immigrating to Australia.

oh the pains of infatuation

I'm not interested in anyone right now because women are evil but the 3 crushes I've had were:

1.
>normie
>preppy as fuck
>tall and athletic
>really smart
>didn't understand weird humor at all
>didn't understand weird music at all
>played country and pop on acoustic guitar
>rich parents
>fucked up family life
>lowkey crazy

2.
>normie
>liked weird music but didn't understand it
>didn't really grasp weird humor
>played guitar, aspiring pop singer/songwriter
>Mom committed suicide, left her emotionally fucked forever
>frequent panic attacks and emotional breakdowns
>seemed normal on the outside but had attempted suicide
>popular at school

3.
>absolutely satan
>would reply to messages and seem interested, and then blow you off for days at a time
>was up to date with memes
>liked my weird music
>lowkey racist, sexist, transphobic, very conservative
>even lower key total whore
>would lick cum off of toilet seats
>would fuck a 50 year old married man when she's 17

I loved her more than anyone else, but she was only interested in fucking old guys and having threesomes and gangbangs. That fucked me up for a long, long time. Still haven't moved on and it's been a while since we've spoken.

>>36088528
>liked weird music but didn't understand it
like what? also how do you know she didn't understand it

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How do you guys know your crushes so well?
All I know about mine is that she's nice, childish and apparently has a boyfriend or she just said so to reject me.

>>36088643
I used to date mine, and we were friends before that.

>>36088476
>Is Australian
>Goes on 9gag
They just set themselves up for banter.

>>36087973
>>whats the personality of your crush like?

>likes strategy games
>goes jogging
>etc
Most of the things you listed don't desdribe personality just activities they like doing

>>36087973
>normie
>friendly and sweet
>really cute and fun to be around
>can get emotional and upset somewhat easily
She has a boyfriend though so I'll probably never have a chance with her, even if I haven't quite accepted that fact yet.

>kind
>trustworthy
>forgiving
>upbeat

>really short
>somewhat insecure about her body
>very self aware
>same humor like me
>kinda smart
>prettiest girl i've met

>>36088476
could be me if i was australian
feels good mayne

>>36088023
End your fucking wing wang