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In the library

I gave up eating for comfiness during lunch

>>36091599
I didn't really eat lunch in high school. Either went home or didn't eat at all.

Who the fuck cares what happened in highschool? Grow up faggot

>>36091567
''Femboys'' aren't pets. A week tops and he'll start having difficulties keeping up the facade. His masculine personality and habits will shine through.

>>36091596
if you stay in the so-called "universe" long enough, it gets cold and dark
deathtrap for suckers, imo

they don't exist and if they did they'd leave you for a transbian

>>36091537
I want to smell her dirty, unwashed ass

>>36091547
Me too fampai

>you will never eat her beautiful latina ass

>>36091537
>tfw she will almost certainly die in season 8 because she's pregnant irl

post the image you fapped to pls

>>36091526
not really

round butts are a part of female sexuality. you are just confused. do you feel confused?

>>36091526
>>36091579
You have to admit, it's kinda gay. However, it's 100% ok to just accept that and move on with your life.

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i may be a socially and sexually deprived neet.
but i aint no snitch

I'm not memeing, want to help him.

>>36091540
It's killing him. Please, anyone.

>>36091441
The Kardashians

>>36091441
Yep. The author of my post.

Isn't that just most women?

>>36091327
my virginity
hayo

>>36091327
If they want to fuck you then that means that you're not an ugly piece of shit and you need to leave.

the fuck are those socks called?

To be honest honestly I'm quite honest of the honesty of honest.


Which means no

I'm going to a singles nightclub thing today, I am a foreveralone and I am bricking it, hopefully I don't sperg too much.

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>>36091317
Really? Orginalhalal?

>>36091305
Which ones? Most nbs aren't autist tier bc
>>muh high fashun
>>muh ozweegos

>>36091323
Ozweegos are manufactured by Adidas

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>>36091305
Get yourself a pair of NMD's then
IMO they're as comfy as New Balances, and sneakerheads will suck your dick when they see you because they're actually cool and somewhat limited.

Church and church related functions
>inb4 fedora tippers reply en masse

>>36091475

Does this actually work? Do you have any experience with it?

I'm an atheist, but I did go to a morman church once to try to make friends, but there was only one attractive female there and after the service they started playing basketball. Of course I don't play basketball so I sat on the sidelines and got kind of ignored for a while then never went back.

How does one start going to church? Can I just show up one day? My family never ever made us go to church growing up so I'm not exactly sure how it works.

Also, going to church when I'm not at all religious for the sole purpose of making friends and finding a woman sounds disgustingly pathetic on my part.

>>36091534

You just sort of start going. Anytime there's a service, usually sundays. I don't know about mormon stuff, but even around here you can't throw a rock without hitting some denomination of Christianity's church.

A lot of them have days where a free meal is served, they're always looking for volunteers for that stuff, so donating your time isn't totally unheard of, plus if you do it regularly you'll come to have a good reputation, the sort grandmothers tell their granddaughters about and so on. It's not perfect and it's far from exact, but even going just for the socialization of it can be a good thing, not just to meet women, but to reintroduce yourself to society if you've been cut off for awhile. Plus, even if it's just spaghetti, you can take home all the leftovers you want usually, so I always end up with a few days worth of meals. Also some of those grannies really know how to bake, and they can help teach you to cook, which is always another good thing to know.

yelling at black people on the internet

"White race" is just as stupid as "black race"

Are you Italian, irish, german, slavic, what?

You need to share something with your society besides the color of your skin

I don't care about the white race.

>>36091249
The only reason why this board exists is because of self pitying assholes and people that want to make themselves feel better by lookinfg at how other people's lived are shit. This board is made out of self-hate.

>>36091374
Lives* looking*

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>>36091249
I am here to relate to others and dont shitpost.
I dont want to feel better while looking at anons that have it worse, because I dont deserve to be happy.

I really like most my friendos in here but this is a shitty board, you are right about that.

>>36091221
kill yourself reddit faggot
comment wasn't original

>>36091221
Old news retard. No wonder moot hates

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>>36091221
99% of humans are fucking worms, they hate us and chad would only laugh at beta at the edge of that cliff.

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>>36091214
>Tfw too poor to be fat

>>36091214
no you don't bitch
you jelly and you're not fooling anybody

>inb4 you respond to this post trying to keep up the facade, to protect your fragile pudgy ego

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>tfw ate 3 Big Macs, two large fries, an Oreo McFlurry, and a nice big cup of Coca-Cola
>tfw still ready for more

Being fat is amazing. I can't believe healthfags would rather miss out on the pleasure of food.

>>36091194
>Okay.
Originalnio Kek

>>36091237
he doesn't understand
he's mine

>>36091194
Are you the guy who posts the remillia threads everyday?
Who is Aya? Link to your Discord?