I fucking love being fat.
>>36091214
>Tfw too poor to be fat
>>36091214
no you don't bitch
you jelly and you're not fooling anybody
>inb4 you respond to this post trying to keep up the facade, to protect your fragile pudgy ego
>tfw ate 3 Big Macs, two large fries, an Oreo McFlurry, and a nice big cup of Coca-Cola
>tfw still ready for more
Being fat is amazing. I can't believe healthfags would rather miss out on the pleasure of food.
>>36091214
I will annihilate you, fatass
Here, eat that antimatter, subhuman
>>36091304
I prefer the pleasure of standing up without effort, the pleasure of seeing my own dick without a mirror, the pleasure of not smelling like a pile of ripe shit, the pleasure of sleeping on my stomach, the pleasure of bending over, and the pleasure of walking without pain.