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>>36098828
try some stretching exercises to lengthen your spine

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>>36098828
Don't fall for the manlet meme, being a tall doesn't mean shit if you're not a chad.

t. 6'1 sperg

>>36098828
my legs, arms, fingers and toes are all small and i'm still 5'11

Imagine if you focused half as much on the good things in your life

>>36098749
>tfw nutlet
>tfw wristlet

>tfw dicklet
If I'm semi-tall (6'2) and not ugly can I survive? I realize it's probably a meme but I have a huge fear of a girl seeing my dick and just laughing or something.

>>36098747
No he's not faggot, stop making shit up

>>36098755

My therapist is a woman. And yes she is really writing this. She says my problems with social anxiety and depression are a common part of the lives of young American males and those issues have to be dealt with. She asked me permission first and I was too much of a betacuck to say no, and I'm still too scared to tell her to stop writing it.

>>36098747
demand royalties

Peaked Early = normie or failed normie

I think my peak was so low I didn't notice it.

>>36098730
my body literally looked like this to my mid/late-teens, the result of skating, bmx-ing, kinda watching my diet, but lately I'm drinking all the time , eating fast food all the time, & I've blimped out
>girls f*kn loved me being that thin even tho I'm not even that cute, I smashed about 14 in 3 years, >lately I'm just a depressed weepy ugly fatto
>just kil me already

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>>36098590
My faith is shakey but that's probably just due to my crippling depression. I still go to church and enjoy the sermons

>>36098590
>>36098590
I'm catholic

Deus vult.


What do you want to talk about?

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i live very much like a christian monk
except i am resolute nihilist and black-metal tier religion destroyer

>>36098509
And that would be why you shouldn't lie about stupid shit.

>>36098578
i know. im actually autistic and this guy is the only person i know that tolerates me please i need an excuse

"i have off from work for a couple hours, wanna chill at my place or your place?"

lol how do u not know how to talk
"hey mind if i come over during my break? haha" is just fine.
Just because u have ass burgers doesn't mean that you have to let it become a self-fulfilling prophecy of being socially retarded.

This product is not intended for use with illegal substance.
This product automatically scans any herbal materials inserted into the chamber. If THC or other illegal substance this product will turn into a distress beacon, attracting the attention of the local police department.

>>36098682
I'm going to assume he wasn't dumb enough to buy a non-jailbroken one.

yeah don't use a Pax. Made a bad mistake of buying one from their website and the police ended up catching me. Nobody told me about the fucking scanner.

>If you touch me tyrone my boyfriend Xian Xing Chang will fuck you up, got it?

>>36098393
Now accepting cards and blacks at the local run n tug

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>>36098393
>Why is this slave speaking to me?

>>36098368
Ignore her feet and eat her ass

ain't nobody got time for this shit
*dump some peanut butter on her soles and let fido go to town*

>>36098394
Ignore her ass and eat her feet.

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Cool cat loves you!

fuck no retard

>>36098324
I love the idea of you, but I probably wouldn't love you irl
>o heck, all right, I love you

You are a waste fellow and this thread is also a waste fellow. I

>>36098303
Learn how to type a coherent sentence retard

Confess your sins anon. Link or greentext your previous aggressions.

>>36098234
>fish tendies

Absolutely disgusting. Kill yourself plz.

>>36098234
Katsu tendies

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>>36098268
>he doesn't like fish with tartar sauce

Ask questions give tips advice stories

but you're supposed to go as low as possible with your arms forming a rectangle? pushups are only good for being able to do pushups anyway (its still the only thing i do)

>>36098675
Military pushups are retarded.

You're supposed to keep your elbows against your sides and rock your torso up and down like an autist.

>>36098140
>trying to teach a girl how to torrent
>give my best explanation using easy words and examples
>she asks me a few minutes later to do it for her

FUcking seriously i tought that women and men are equal but shit females must be retarded torrenting is fucking simple.
Also my sister is a doctor ... she still believes in zombies and retarded facebook videos of homunculus or any other paranormal shit.
that's why i will never trust a woman doctor or dentist or psychologist woman are fucking retarded

Stop hating women, they don't deserve it

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>>36098140
I love these threads, ok here's my 2 cents.

Just jack off already, jesus

Nofap is a fucking meme

>>36098239
Part meme. But no fapping at all will have some effect.

>>36098104
>>36098510
>>36098239

The point of no fap is to clear up some free time to focus on personal improvement. It's not going to turn you into a Chad just on its own.