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but you're supposed to go as low as possible with your arms forming a rectangle? pushups are only good for being able to do pushups anyway (its still the only thing i do)

>>36098675
Military pushups are retarded.

You're supposed to keep your elbows against your sides and rock your torso up and down like an autist.

>>36098158
I can do them going to the ground, but my body is so light that it isn't much of an accomplishment at all.

>>36098705

what in the world

tell us what branch and why you enlisted. do you go on long marches with full gear yet?

>>36098158
>went to training
>one day i shit myself because i have a weird digestion or some shit
>i was also autistic as shit and never talked
they get me to the doctor to see if im retarded
doctor asks questions.
>mumble answers unaware that the doctor didn't heard what i said
>they get me off tought i was retarded dissability discharge or some shit
>neet again parents will kick me out soon

>>36098158
>falling for the military meme
lol you make less than a minimum wage slave

then after you've sacrificed your youth and body for 4-6 years and your knees and back are wasted you get to die in a VA waiting room to get a prescription for Motrin

all the burnouts from HS that joined to "make something out of myself" just to come back to the same town after their enlistment to work at walmart or be a truck driver and circle jerk about defending muh freedums what a fucking joke

life protip if something involves signing a contract it's shit and you're getting fucked over.

>>36098675
They told us 90 degree angle then backup
I was kind of shocked when the guy demonstrated because it seems extremely pussy. But then again I'm joining the Air Force

>>36099105
>he thinks I'm joining the army or muhreens to do infantry
No, I'm going back to college to get my degree and will be working in an office once I get out.
>he fell for the actually PAYING for college meme
Fuck that

>>36099105
>then after you've sacrificed your youth and body for 4-6 years
I'm already working in a supermarket and am a recluse with no friends. I don't even socialize or drink. What else am I going to do for 4 to 6 years? Live at home with mommy and daddy or get benefits the honorable way.