>be autistic >play a joke on a "friend" and need

>>36098509
And that would be why you shouldn't lie about stupid shit.

>>36098578
i know. im actually autistic and this guy is the only person i know that tolerates me please i need an excuse

"i have off from work for a couple hours, wanna chill at my place or your place?"

lol how do u not know how to talk
"hey mind if i come over during my break? haha" is just fine.
Just because u have ass burgers doesn't mean that you have to let it become a self-fulfilling prophecy of being socially retarded.

>>36098677
no you sperglord i need an excuse as to why i cant come over to his work during my break (keep in mind i dont actually have a job)

and having autism is a self-fulfilling prophecy
you privileged fuck im sorry that you're lucky to
not have this shit

>>36098773
lol
I have actual diagnosed ass burgers, when I was I kid I used it as an excuse as to why I did not have many friends, and why I was socially awkward.
Yea, still, I have trouble understanding jokes, reading expressions, and ect. But I realized that I can't use it as an excuse anymore, I found other people who are like me and we talk for hours about science shit.

All I am saying, don't let it become a self-fulfilling prophecy

there really isn't an excuse, other than "my break is 1 hour long and I don't have time to drive back and forth"

but don't do that, hang out with your friend for fucks sake. He will NOT reject you based on autism lol