>mfw found an extremely cringe beta comic younger me did where my self-insert imagines himself pulling the nice guy routine on my school-crush insert and her admitting feelings to him for it
Sound like some cringe gold. Post it.
>>36142324
this, post it OP.
Orgasmo.
>>36142280
You can't say something like that and not post it, anon
>study number theory
>still can't get a girl's number
>study calculus
>still can't integrate with society
>study discrete math
>still can't find a non-empty set which I can belong to
why eben live
>>36142235
At least you'll have a math degree and 300K starting.
>>36142235
>study topology
>still the Hausdorff distance between myself and a girlfriend
> study differential geometry
> will never know the curvature of a geodesic on a fat ass
Does anyone else feel like there's more normies on than usual? I mean we've had an influx of normies over time but today in particular feels like there's a lot of normies and roasties lurking.
It's been getting worse for long time. I fucking hate it because this is the only place where I have found any sense of belonging, and it's being destroyed before my eyes while I sit back, powerless. What do we do?
>>36142288
>>36142288
not much that can be done, trying to make them feel unwelcome makes their posts more visible and frankly there are too many now
ignoring them just emboldens them
sometime you just have to let a tire fire burn
>Nearer, my God, to thee,
>Nearer to thee!
>E'en though it be a cross
>That raiseth me.
>Still all my song shall be
>Nearer, my God, to thee,
>Nearer to thee!
Define signs normies OP. Are you talking about the obvious trolls who constantly post "MUH GF"?
post girls you know irl that you obsess over
shes fat and probably smells horrendous
why would you obsess over a fucking pig
>>36142132
is that edobean?
Would you die for your country of birth?
it would have to be a death that basically sets a new paradigm because the current one blows ass/would not die for
Nope. For three or four of my family members, but never for this place.
Conquered shithole that cares more about not inconveniencing foreign invaders than its own people. Three guesses where I am from.
dying for jews, normies and non whites?
no thanks.
>Best Boards
/r9k/, /fit/ and /fa/
>Worst boards
/tv/, /pol/ and /co/
These are facts.
>>36142073
>best boards
[s4s],/biz/,/jp/
>worst boards
/soc/,/b/,/r9k/
>>36142146
>[s4s]
le ironic shitposting XD
>/biz/
cryptocurrency spamming
>/jp/
weaboo trash
>>36142073
This guy knows his shit.
/pol/ is the worst board on the site, period.
I've never had a normal family. What's it like?
it's okokokokokokokookokoko
Imagine being able to sit in your room all day and only leaving to eat and shit and nobody criticizes you for it. Family life is nice.
every day is harmonious and inspiring
all external problems are easily overcome when the family groups together to solve them
there is never any doubt that success will be achieved, and success is always achieved
the daily sexual bonding orgy is a sacred and wondrous affair
dinner is always delicious and on time and everyone chips in, in its preparation if able to do so
a neighborhood of such families becomes the cultural capital of the city instantaneously
every night is the maximum of comfort sleep in cozytown of snoozeland
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trips decides what I say next
yes mom I am high. I'm high on the thought of having sex with you. please have sex with me mom I promise I'll treat you like royalty and please you in so many ways dad never could
>>36142037
Yes i'm high, high on lust to fuck your dried up pussy
>>36142037
i'm sorry mother but this is who I really am
I have an Asian man/white woman race fetish, but an unconventional one. I don't like any of the stereotyped stuff. "Genocide my entire race with your yellow seed!" valley girls, self-hating white girls: all that is a turn-off.
What turns me on is "Asian male/white female supremacy" I guess you could say. An white girl who sees these two groups as exclusive equals and everyone else as inferior. So she isn't self-hating whatsoever, but at the same time sees white guys as far beneath her. She doesn't want "yellow" babies, she wants fully white daughters and fully Asian sons. She dreams of a society where through genetic engineering these two groups have been fully synthesized, and white female/Asian male-ness are the dimorphic gender characteristics of a single race.
I have a lot of different fantasies that stem from this, from mutually loving sex between Asian husband and white wife to a girl who offers herself up to be gangbanged by Asian soldiers as a form of liberation and empowerment because she sees her white husband as the true alien occupier.
This only makes sense because all masculine DNA is inherently Asian and all feminine DNA is inherently white because Adam and Eve were an AMWF couple: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I1ryLRVCK0
>>36142031
/r/asianmasculinity really needs a hug
>t. thirsty Asian who knows inside that whites are best
We whites agree with you anon
White women are the best
>>36142096
That sub is for faggots because they promote AMAF there. I will never touch any subhuman fugly Asian bitch. I only date beautiful blonde Aryan goddesses. AMWF >>>>>>> AMAF
>>36142099
>White women are the best
This
That /r9k/ anon thread
>that anon who keeps posting obama going ooga booga and stuttering
>that anon who is obsessed with asap rocky's face
>that anon who keeps posting tfw no qt Filipina gf
>>36142015
>tfw no qt Filipina gf
hate to break it to you man but this guy has been gone for months, possibly a year
>>36142015
>>that anon who is obsessed with asap rocky's face
oh, there's a thread asking us to rate him up right now. Never seen it before, didn't know it was a "that guy" thing.
>>36139949
>>36142056
Shit you're right
>>36142133
Yeesh that guy should get a life
oh shieeet, lads. she's been typing for 5 mins. am i kill?
>>36141814
Is this language Basque?
ENGLISH ONLY
USA
>>36141829
>>36141830
she was acting sad and when i asked what's wrong (because that's what cucks do) she started saying shit like "it's noone of your bussiness" but i insisted that she tell me. she's still typing
>be me
>start showering
Steam starts to get all over the walls and glass door
Feels like i'm finally away from all the pain of no online friends
>tfw taking a hot shower
>tfw feel like I might be making friends
>tfw dont want to screw it up
Add me and we can be friends!
steamcommunity.com/id/illwarshipurdock
>>36142076
you post all the time but i dont think ive seen any feedback on you
JK rowling needs to stop
>>36141768
literally why the fuck would she tweet shit like that
this is canon now
Wait is this actually real??
>>36141768
>group masturbation sessions
why didn't I get to experience this
Let's confess to each others the things we do that we wouldn't say to anyone IRL.
>Did some frotting with a classmate in 2nd grade in the toilets once, another time we tried to fuck each other, bending over on the toilet seat, I was disgusted by his ass but when it was my turn to bend over, feeling his little hard cock dry trying to penetrate my ass left me in wonder, it was truly amazing. He didn't succeed to get it inside though.
>Few years later, I gave my cousin a blowjob when we were like 9 and dry humped him a bit a few times because he really looked feminine.
>Now I'm 24 with a gf, love her but only get to see her once every few months because kinda long distance relationship.
>When I feel too lonely and depressed, gay lust from childhood comes back.
>When this started, at first I would just check ads, sometimes when really horny even post one myself, but always chicken out.
>Then I found this older man, fat, hairy, with a big belly and a fat pink cock. He convinced me by mail to go to his place, ended up giving him a handjob. I was so horny I licked the cum off my hand and told him I had to go, my heart was pounding from excitement.
>Went back a few days later and did everything (bj, anal with condom, even kissed him)
>I keep telling to myself it's not cheating because it's a dude, there's no romantic feeling at all, and I don't use my cock at any point but I know it's wrong.
>Still see him at least once a week.
wow, you're cheating and a faggot. that's a doozy
>>36141724
>Masturbated to pretty much every girl I know irl
>Stole panties from my uncle's wife and fapped while smelling them
>Stealthily masturbated in the living room with family around once
>>36141753
We're in a no judgment zone in this thread anon.
Please share your dark secrets as well.
>elementary schools
>learning about geometry and angles
>teacher claims every possble triangle has angles that add up exactly to 180 degrees
>don't believe him
>spend weeks drawing triangles and measuring them with a protractor trying to prove him wrong
>one day he calls me out in class while im measuring a largely obtuse angle of a triangle I just drew
>makes a joke about me
>i have a mental breakdown, throw the protractor at his head
>knock over my desk and run out of the room cryin
What is your more autistic moments /r9k/?
>>36141678
>spend weeks
Even as a kid, ruling out every possible triangle combination would take you at most an hour.
>>36142101
No, it didn't, and I would only do it at school. Went through probably hundreds of prices of paper. I would almost get there, then erase one angle and make the trianle biger, then change another angle, and almost be there, but then fail and restart.
>>36141678
In middle school I tried to fight this midget guy who was annoying me.
Everyone blocked me though, and I didn't even get tard strength during my sperg out, so I didn't manage to do anything beyond make some noises.