>study number theory >still can't get a girl's

>>36142235
At least you'll have a math degree and 300K starting.

>>36142235
>study topology
>still the Hausdorff distance between myself and a girlfriend

> study differential geometry
> will never know the curvature of a geodesic on a fat ass

Hey guis! ^m^ I'm new. How do I like this post?

>>36142235
>study finance
>still can get a girl interested in my assets

>>36142235
damn that pic made me lol

>study group theory
>still not an element of a group generated by me and a girl

>>36142982
Step 1:
Craft better bait

>study graph theory
>still can't connect to a girl

>study ring theory
>still no girl's ideal partner

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>study statistics
>95% confident i dont belong to a normal distribution

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>>36144335
>study statistics
>still churn out a post like that
C minus, study harder