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Yeh. We are.

very original desu

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>>36236527
>good and bad exist
Still rocking those spooks, huh?

>>36236527
We'd have to do bad things to be baddies.
We'd have to antagonize someone to be antagonists.
I can't speak for anyone else here but for me the answer is no.

>>36236430
because you are a freak and it is a really short trip from mother nature's own freaks to one of her monsters.

You could do that aswell. Haven't you heard the stories about how a bunch of women got groped at train stations during last year's new years eve?
I think you can probably get away with a lot of groping if you are careful about picking your targets.

>>36236430

Her roots are so dark though

>>36236415
Ma'am what dialect of english is this? Y'all go on now and leave me alone.

>piercings
Not gonna happen

Put a bag ova er and its on.

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You think that's bad? I have a 200 word essay due TOMORROW and I haven't even started.

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>Two word finger painting project due in 3 months

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>>36236372
>1 bit essay due in 1 picosecond before the ETA of the heat death of the universe
>started two universe life spans ago

>>36236356
That's already what I'm planning on doing. I just need like 2 more years of saving up money and planning on which state to move to.

I'm actually planning on it. Going to buy some cheap land in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and build my own house on it. Should be like 10k for land 20-50k for building materials for house, well, solar, septic.

Still trying to figure out internet though, satellite internet sucks right now. Hopefully spacex solves that problem for me.

>>36236851
I was thinking about using this for internet.
https://secure.unlimitedville.com/plans

>>36236331
You're making people that don't even know you hate you, I hope you know this. I hope Aya sees this and hates your clingy ass even more.

fuck off face you pathetic faggot

>>36236350
i dont care i
want aya to come back and be my friend
i want aya to pay atenntion to me

>>36236320
First for drugs are bad m'kay

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Milk Cat 4

RIP mickey, he never made it home.

>>36236218
I was very empathetic as a child. After so many years of shit, i became rather jaded. I feel as if many robots are the same.

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I think empathy is what has fucked us up because it's incompatible with a globalised world. You're meant to feel empathy and kinship towards your own, which tribally speaking, is one-two hundred people at most.

The norm today, as preached by politicians, media and corporations, is that we're to see all of humanity as our own and feel empathy with everyone. We're biologically wired to only feel empathy towards our tribe and distrust towards strangers, and the indoctrination to do the opposite is frying our brains.

>>36236250
yep started like a regular kid, but with low confidence/self esteem.

Grew up to become jaded/cynical.

But that's what will happen eventually to pretty tmuch everyone. It's just life.

>>36236209
Did you do something to archive it or it just happened?

>>36236491
just happened

I tried lucid dreaming techniques but I guess I wasn't persistent enough with it since it didn't do shit.

Lately I've had more and more lucid dreams and this was the best one so far.

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>>36236209
Whenever I have a lucid dream (or know it mid-way through a dream) I can never do any of the cool stuff like spawning in girls to fuck or whatever.
My most recent one was a few days ago. Midway through the dream I realized "oh shit im dreaming" and to make sure, I looked at my hands and myself in a mirror. I tried to "spawn" in a girl but it didn't work. I tried to fly but it didn't work. I ended up just walking around and shit before i woke up very shortly afterwards.

How do you do all the cool shit iin lucid dreams? Everytime I have one I get cucked because I can't do any cool shit.

>>36236182
>people who have goals are spooks

"No"

>>36236266
>people who view getting a partner and making a family are spooks
Ftfy friendo. It seemed like you misread part of the OP.

>>36236266
It's not what I said, wanting a gf or a family as a goal is a spook.

Who cares? We shouldn't meddle in the middle east anyway. I don't give a fuck what these primitive stone age fucks do, as long as they do it in their own lands.

>>36236154
but desu im not american, so that whole wall of text is completely irellevant to me

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>>36236154
The sunni and shia description is all wrong.

The truth is that philosophically, all of Islam and the West are at war. But a majority of muslims aren't religious and a majority of westeners aren't nationalistic...so on the ground-level, people get along.

maybe her parents didnt give a shit and she just wanted to dump me bros

i think i could live with that

>>36236118
It hurts now, but appreciate the fact that you won't end up with those people as in-laws.

>>36236118
>her parents tell her to dump me

Parents, huh. If she said so, that doesn't mean it is the truth. She probably just found herself a descent Chad.
To hell with her mate, she would have been nothing but dissapointment in the end.

>>36236059
>reddit
Go back there and gtfo my board

>>36236059
I'm going to copy and paste it in it's entirety:

I was twenty when I met my husband. We met when we were both travelling aound Europe. I was just finishing my trip, he was just starting his. We met and slept together the same day and spent my last few days together. For anyone saying this was a red flag for him any more than it was for me, your sexism is showing.

After he went home we struck up communication again and had a long distance relationsp that lasted a year. During this time we talked about previous relationships and why they failed. I told him my ex dumped me for kissing another girl, and AT THE TIME I didnt think it was a big deal, but I had since realised that cheating is cheating and it was wrong of me to do it.

He moved to me as his work is freelance and he can do it from anywhere and I had spent the last year settling into a job I really liked. This was his suggestion. He makes more money than me and wanted to buy a house right away, I told him I would rather wait until we were maried (we had discussed marriage at length and it's what we both wanted) and we could buy one together, but he said he didn't want to throw money away on rent, and when we got married and I signed a prenup he would put my name on the mortgage. the suggestion of a prenup was offensive as he knew my family are well off and I'd never cared about money, but I agreed. I also wanted to keep my own last name if we got married, and he said he wouldn't marry me if I didn't take his last name. This I also agreed to. He said fair is fair and if I wanted to live and raise kids near my family and not his, and I be the one to stay home while he worked when we had kids (which i wanted) then I had to make compomises too. I didn't think these wee fair compromises, but I agreed. He bought the house against my wishes and then we got married, and to his credit, he put my name on the mortgage the following week. But this all left a bitter taste in my mouth.

>>36236059
>he browses reddit
What a loser

>>36236015
I'm a robot who wants to be the little girl.

Thank god I'm not a tranny though.

Also
>anime image board

You would be hard-pressed to find little girls who watch anime.

>>36236015
Amen

Real robots hate that fucking trash

BEGONE Ethiopian Semen Demon!

I have no food for you

>>36235987
>Play video games. Lately I've been playing kingdom hearts again.
>what video games have you been playing recently?

Don't twist this op because I would never go on a date with a girl who I know didn't share my interests.

>>36235987
jerking off to mongolian cartoon tities while choking myself and massaging my prostate