>20000 word project + working program due in monday >6000

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You think that's bad? I have a 200 word essay due TOMORROW and I haven't even started.

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>Two word finger painting project due in 3 months

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>>36236372
>1 bit essay due in 1 picosecond before the ETA of the heat death of the universe
>started two universe life spans ago

>4000 word essay due 5 years ago
>i graduated 4 years ago

what do I do guys

>>36236372
Just suck your professor off, worked for me

>>36236919
A-are you a girl?
No homo

>>36236386
what topic

oregano carnivore

>>36236948
>A-are you a girl?

I'm a guy

>>36236996
How'd that work? Like did anything tip you off that he'd be receptive to that sort of thing?

>>36237096
He asked to speak with me after class about my decline in the class, he put his hand on my thigh and said "I'm feeling generous so maybe we could work something out" not even joking

>>36237113
Damn that's so cliche

>>36237113

How did you feel afterwards? Was he a nasty old man?

>>36237533
>How did you feel afterwards?

Filthy

>Was he a nasty old man?

No he was actually pretty attractive and prolly around 25 or so

>>36238006

Don't mean to rub more salt in your wounds, but do you think it was worth it overall?

What course did you study?

>>36238122
>but do you think it was worth it overall?

Yea, it was only like a half hour of discomfort in exchange for getting a good grade

>What course did you study

I was a bio major but this was my freshman year and it was an english class for a gen ed requirement

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What's the program about? I'm a bit curious.

>>36238171
>What's the program about?

your mom

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>>36238171
It's just a maths problem solving application, inspired by the maths part of Wolfram Alpha

that being said it's epic dog shit, I wanted to make it as flexible as possible so nearly every problem is solved by trial and error or primitive approximation methods, as an expression like x^(2^x4^0412x^12)-99=sin(x-ln(2x)) doesn't have an algebraic method to solve it, so I have to use trial and error to solve it.

but even for things like integral calculus which very often to have an algebraic way of solving them, it simply uses an approximation algorithm, it cannot integrate an expression, only find the definite integral through an extremely simple method

all in all the program is about 700 lines long

oh how I hate computing

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>>36238171
here's some of the dogshit code if you're interested

>>36238314
So it was initially supposed to be a CAS, but you just use numerical approximation all the way?
What lang?

>>36236372
>>36238314
>>36238358
Also, what kind of ungodly place are you from where you don't have easter now?

>>36238377
Yeah pretty much

I'm writing it in Java, which was another mistake. I didn't even know Java before I began but I wanted to learn a language other than python, at the start I spent so much time trying to fix to stupidest bugs.

>>36238408
I am on Easter break atm, I go back Monday though.