/britfeel/ South Korean anti-psychotics edition

>>36236320
First for drugs are bad m'kay

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Milk Cat 4

RIP mickey, he never made it home.

Second for only 2 hours till 4 day weekend wagies

>tfw seoul still exists

maybe tomorrow...

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>>36236320

Saw 6 fucking twin rotor heli's fly past a few minutes ago lads.

WW3 confirmed?

>>36236304
I noticed that she doesn't mention anything about actually analysing the stock. She's just looking at the graph and then saying "I'll buy more here where it's at the bottom, and then sell here at the top" as if you have access to the future of what the stock would do.

I'd believe her if she's Biff Tanner.

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>>36236320
At least you have rose...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h6_WWMnI-8

>>36236344
Bloody hell lad. Are they arranging for you to speak to someone at least?

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Who /furry/ here lads

>>36236367
rip, such a nice boy

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>>36236381

Who /50GB of furry porn/ here?

>>36236381
my bf is a furry so by extension i am since i indulge him

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>girl from across the road just told me about her workplace hiring and I should put down that she recommended me and I'll get the job
>mum is forcing me to do it

ffs lads
>>36236381
hopefully nobody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyWDhB_QeI

>>36236397
I hope it's anthro and not full on furry at least lad

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Not quite a bingo last thread.

>>36236375
Yeah man, Im being seen at my home by a psychologist, psychiatrist, occupational therapist and social workers 4-5 times a week. Had a MRI brain scan a couple weeks back too to see if i have any physical damage to my brain (took 30g of atlantis truffles in one go, lost conciousness and lost a fight with my bathroom sink, not my best day.)

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>>36236427

Anthro, furry, hentai, anime and all sorts good boy.

My spank bank will be worth trillions when the world ends.

>>36236345
Weekend started hours ago if you're on nights. Would not recommend though.

Girl at work i have a crush on turns out to have VERY hairy arms. Bit grossed out and all my emotions for her have gone out the window.

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>>36236455
>this absolutely pitiful amount of porn

3tb on my w7 machine and this is my collection on my w10 machine

>>36236505

I'm very selective. Only the best here.
Quality over quantity, my friend. :^)

>>36236455
>>36236505
Have you thought about repenting and embracing god anons?

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>>36236494
>tfw no hairy armed gf

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>literally just woke up
>joints hurt for no reason

When normal people complain about their life problems I find it so hard to pretend I care. Its like I'm in hell burning and they're phoning me from heaven complaining the buffet is out of quiche. Its so exhausting.

>>36236514
>implying i dont go for quality as well

good quality images, and 720p at least or go home, the only time i settle for less is obscure fetishes which mean low quality stuff, the price i pay for some of the kinkier shit

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/britfeel/ seems quite comfy, carry on lads

t.amerifag

>>36236517

I'd rather shoot a sticky load inside a condom while looking at some tight anthro or anime pussy tbqhfampai.

>>36236540

> 720p
Oh boy...

I can find even the rarest of stuff. You can do wonders when you're doing things for a good tug.

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bought some kinder bars from the offy, that chocolate is like fucking crack, i love it

>>36236547
It is pretty good. Much less of the meme sprouting autism and shitposting that plagues the rest of the board

>>36236556
720p at least, anon please read, also a lot of the super kinkier stuff was made before hd cameras were a thing, i hope you dont neglect the porn made in the past, especially some quality JAV stuff

>>36236571
Sounds like one of the few threads worth coming to t b h

>>36236572

Rejecting porn is like rejecting an old friend.
All of it is sacred.

Ever seen the Korean soft porn films?
Fucking stellar they are.

i want to move out but worried i will become even more socially inept if i move out.

anyone know this struggle?

>>36236616
When I went to uni I actually fell apart more than when I was a worthless neet, iktf

>>36236599
ive got a few folders which are just mega packs of chinese and korean porn, not looked through them mind you but at the time i thought i needed to download because i felt like it was rare, dunno if it will have the korean soft porn stuff in it that youre on about but id wager there might be

fairly sure if shit hits the fan and an apocalypse happens, the data on my hdds will be worth a fortune, i will live like a king. ill just get murdered and someone will take my treasure chests of porn

>>36236434
There was making fun of other countries feel threads lad, you must have missed it.

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>>36236588
Sigh, take this and show it to sexy kev at security. He should give you a one month visa.

>>36236637
Must have. I did some ctrl-F to try and find it but must have not had the right terms.

>>36236634

I plan to have a bank for spank plan.

With access to better folders and speciality stuff for more bucks.

I had an uncle who's house was literally filled with playboy and hardcore porno mags. Must have had thousands.

Maybe it runs in the family bloodline?

>tfw no harem of girls from everyone race
and a couple of boys to

>>36236668
your family sounds like it was made to be one of the merchants of the new world's porn industry desu

>>36236631
i feel that way now. im at that age where i really need to sort myself out. i have friends but they usually only go out like once a week and if i went like a week with literally speaking to no one then im afraid i would fall apart.

im in uni but im gonna be off for like 5 months soon.

i guess i would be leaving the house to get shopping but i wouldent know what else i could be leaving the house for.

Anyone here ever did the worst thing?

You know what I'm talking about.

My uncle is suspicious about it and is investigating, pretty sure I can get away with it but every time I do it, it's a bigger risk.

>>36236704
Genocide? Never

>>36236694
>only go out like once a week
Once a week is more than enough for me. At this point I only go out to keep up norman relations.

>>36236704
Nonces out lad.

>>36236704

I too have shat in the sink anon.

>>36236694
I usually try to make at least one plan a day to go out and do something. Even if it's just buying a pack of smokes, it feels better to have something to go out and do

>>36236718
>Nonces

Nope, that's not it at all.

>>36236734
we dont know what youre on about, "the worst thing" is very subjective

>>36236734
Ah ok just making sure you know this is a paedo free zone.

>>36236734
You've shat in the sink again, yeah?

>>36236746

Anon, the worst thing is fishing for (you)s

>>36236704
you fucking your cousin lad?

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Going to the pharmacy lads, anybody want anything?

is having a selective diet a really bad thing if you're healthy other than it looks autistic? i pretty much always eat the same foods

i feel like any women i get close to is going to think i am a weird fuck

>>36236704
https://youtu.be/9sOru_p3wNs
The worst thing?

>>36236794
Just a lethal dose of morphine for me please.

>>36236798
yeah its pretty weird lad, unless you were ex military or your into fitness or something

>>36236794
yes codeine or tramadol. shit loads of the stuff pls

>>36236794
LLOYDSPHARMACY ONE WORD

>>36236794
https://youtu.be/YnGPgCVJUsI
Yanks out

>>36236794
get me a first aid kit, lad. im gonna be having a grumpy scrap tonight

>>36236811
Damn, beat me to it lad

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>>36223577
Wordcloud of previous thread.

Someone please write an AI that makes a wordcloud and fills in the bingo board automatically at the end of each thread.

>>36236794

Get me some condoms mate.
The tingly ones. Fancy a posh wank I do.

>>36236798
>i feel like any women i get close to is going to think i am a weird fuck
You post on this thread. They think that already I'm pretty sure.

>>36236815
well i am into fitness tbf.

i know it is pretty weird though.

>>36236835
lads need to be bigger desu. Sort yourselves out lads.

>>36236849
>They think that already I'm pretty sure.

i seem pretty normal to most people, even if i am actually a a bit of a mong.

I highly advise watching gilmore girls if you need help getting a gf lads

the gilmores are how girls would LIKE their life and relationships to be, pick the guy in the show you are most similar to and emulate that

>>36236867
If lad and lads were combined, they'd be the 3rd biggest word after just and like.

>>36236798
which foods? why not experiment?

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/britfeel/ is probably the only part of /r9k/ that hasn't been radically changed or ruined since the shooting

>>36236894
I'd rather be myself and alone than have to fake my life to have a gf even though I do put a bit of a fake personality on around people just so they don't think I'm that weird

>>36236925
What shooting? Who was shot?

>>36236933
that shooting a year or two back where the guy announced it beforehand on here and there was a huge influx of new people to the board

>>36236925
You mean the one which wasn't even linked to here in the end and was a pure coincidence?

"Some of you guys are alright..."

>>36236905
>which foods?

cba listing them all but my main meals predominately consist of potato type food or meat.

>why not experiment?

i have a bit but the other foods either dont contain enough nutrients or i dont like them. i should do it more though. i think i would experiment more if i lived on my own and could freely cook without disturbances.

Is shipposter here? I went to order that shipman book and i noticed there's a new release on amazon, "Retelling the story of Harold Shipman" released just last week. Have you picked it up yet, and is it any good?

>>36236794
Ask the pharmacist why my cum is yellow

>>36237012

He probably wrote it

GP making me do all sorts of tests before he'll sign off my Army medical. Because I got nervous when he took my blood pressure and scored highly (bad) when I saw him he wants me to get tested twice more. Also had to give blood and urine samples. Not fun desu.

>>36237091
you joining the army lad?

>>36237104
Yah. I hope to anyway. I was on antidepressants back in 14 and concerned it'll hurt my chances, but I'm fine now and I know they're struggling to recruit, so we'll see.

>>36237116
nice lad. hope you get in if you really want to do it. you should try getting yourself fit before you join, will give you an advantage.

>>36237104
Best of luck mate. Can't say it would be my cup of tea but each to their own. Probably means you're gonna do more with your life than me.

>>36237091
>>36237116
For king and country man
Hope you don't get sent off to North Korea lad

>>36237025
Seriously can an anon help?

Raviollo

Some pakis stopped me for directions a while ago. I did my public duty and sent them the wrong way. Feels good desu.

>>36237208
you're my hero

and they all said a hero wouldent save us

>>36237208

Send them to an abbitour next time lad.

>tfw got planet coaster to make some go kart tracks
>made a track that i thought was cool
>realise once ive made it that it's just a poor mans version of an f1 track

looks shit now, kill me

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>>36236320
Northern white girl edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

http://www.strawpoll.me/12738128
http://www.strawpoll.me/12738128
http://www.strawpoll.me/12738128
http://www.strawpoll.me/12738128

A cheeky poll lads

post your theme song lads

this is my theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djMThgIVqxI

>>36237289
Oh, it's great being a normie in a robot neighborhood

>Robots wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whitebois*

>You get to fuck EVERY trap within a one board radius with your nice posts...

*cuts to orbiting trap scene*

>>36237307
I only drink green tea and chamomile desu. Didn't know what to put

>>36237312
Here's mine lad
https://youtu.be/v0dUnoecoZ0

>>36237384
Green tea is my absolute favorite lad

>Housemate taking ket again

>>36237312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIxDKOfGv8
Too bad he was American. I usually like British musicians

>>36237307
Tetley but only cause they're free at work.

>>36237149
I'm not unfit and joining a trade with the lowest fitness requirements helps but I could certainly get more fit.

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>>36237307
i only drink home made bubble tea tho, black tea leaves to be exact

>>36237289
My nan has only gone and got an Augustine tattoo ffs

>>36237432
Amerifag here, Elliot Smith was pretty big during his time. I've seen a car that had an "I miss Elliot smith" bumper sticker a few weeks ago

Also, good taste lad

>>36237312

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqf7wYIIIdk

>>36237448
Is it easy to get in as a cock sucker then lad?

How much would you have to get paid before you'd fuck a black girl

about 2000 pounds for me

>>36237432
Good taste lad. One of my favourite albums that.

Oh, it's great being a white man in the north

>Pakis wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates brown boys*

>You get to fuck EVERY chav within a one mile radius of your big white...

*cuts to inter-class sex scene*

>>36237307
>off-brand winning
Pretty much sums up britfeel there.

>>36237494
>get paid
Like a tenner. I'll take any money I can get. Maybe for free if shes fit.

>>36237312
>>36237395
Here lads >>36237432
https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8

>>36236566

totally agree, i get 2x8 packs from the shop near me, can easily eat all 16 in under an hour, must be full of drugs or something, no way something just tastes that good without being sprinkled with meth or something

>>36237494
nothing? my dick is multicultural.

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wtf why does nowhere sell this shit anymore

>>36237307
> typhoon on 0 votes

Glad to see this desu. Typhoo is not worthy of being considered a "premier" brand. It's cheap and acrid.

>>36237584
the paki shop round the corner from me sells the small 5 piece packs which I was surprised to see. Bought a pack of the cola ones and the apple ones for that nostalgia factor and they tasted exactly the same as I remember

>>36237384
The flavoured green teas you can buy are amazing. The lime and ginger Clipper one is my current favourite

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Just met with autism warder counsellor person. I'd better she thinks I'm a right boring cunt desu.

>>36237312
tune desu, waiting on the grunge revival

listening to the graduation album by kanye west

What bad effects should i expect from packing in cigs? ive heard of all the usual...being irritated, losing sleep, confusion etc, has anyone experienced anymore, and if so for how long?

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Seriously considering seeing this hooker desu lads

>>36237116
Taking anti-depressants will preclude you from applying.

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>>36237781
What the absolute fuck is that thing

>>36237639
I usually just get jasmine green tea but I'll give those a try if I see them.

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>>36237781

Lad.....you best be joking

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>>36237307
>>36237384
>>36237437
>>36237463
>>36237506
>>36237585
I buy vanilla tea whenever I see it because the smell reminds me of my first and only love: Lilly Satou.

The sublime, sweet scent makes my eyes water and my heart flutter. It's a complex melody of bittersweet emotions which no other drink could ever provide.

I love you, Lilly...

>>36237793
me cum dumpster lahhhh

>>36237786
Really? Thought it was the case that if you're not manic they don't really mind.

>>36237781
give her a load from me

Just overheard the receptionist and cleaner talking about how size matters then looking up docking. It was weird.

>>36237761
One person told me they got a weird feeling like some shit was kinda in her throat.

>>36237781
Get her to sit on your face

>>36237793
>>36237806

I like big girls desu

>>36237816
Any history of depression.
You also can't apply if you have hayfever.

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>>36237781

>tfw too intelligent to be crushed to death by a nigress

>>36237830
me too but lad that's too big

>>36237830
Come on lad, that thing is fucking disgusting. At least go for a qt3.14 chubby girl

>>36237838

>tfw you told your doctor you were sad once and now you can't die for Mummy May

>tfw no ww3 edition

Not yet anyway

>>36237781
is that you andrew prince?

>>36237856
I don't want a chubby girl, I want a massive girl

>>36237824
That's the plan

>>36237866
>>36237838
>>36237816
>>36237786
Lad this can't be right. The application said any period of depression for over 12 months. Mine was not that long. You can get a waiver too.

I knew I should never have went to the doctor. It wasn't even about depression. I was stressed from A levels and couldn't sleep. I want a fucking second opinion. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36237877
Hnngg

How much?

>>36237913
This is why you must never go to a doctor about mental health problems and instead diagnose yourself on wikipedia.

>>36237913
just don't tell them

>>36237807
Is the taste of vanilla strong or is it just like another variation of tea? Never even heard of vanilla tea but it sounds amazing.

>>36237964

They check with your doctor, anon.

>>36237502
>Pakis wont DARE start a fight with you

That's not true though, Pakis have complete control over the areas they live in.

>>36237932
200 good boy points for an hour

>>36237205
http://www.increasespermvolume.com/why-is-sperm-yellow/

>>36237312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5vmGET6Zww play this as they lower me into the ground desu

>>36236445
anti psychotics will sedate you into a zombie like state, be warned
t. guy who's been on them for nearly 2 years

>>36237312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87TKWgRyCE

my neighbours are so stupid, it's been 2 years and they haven't yet realised that I can clearly see into their extension through one of my windows.

every day I see them walking around naked, doing embarrassing things like dancing badly to music when they think they're alone.

then they have the audacity to ask me to tidy my garden up.

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>>36237877
How massive must she be?

>>36238296
>tfw no fat futa gf to lay her stinky balls on my face

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>>36238248
Take pictures next time, lad.

Lads, anybody tried ketamine? I've got some and I'm not sure whether to try it or not. Read some scary things.

Never done psychedelics before.

>>36238248
>tfw when i realised people can make out the silhouette of me masturbating with the curtains closed

>>36237312
literally me haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

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Who here would cuddle a big gal like this?

>>36238400
>whenever I'm walking home I look up at my window to figure out whether my PC is in a safe spot where no one could possibly see me fapping

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>Npower reassed my DD in December saying I was paying too little
>Goes from 30 to 100
>Get latest statement
>You are 200 in credit

>>36238425
Absolutely, she is cute as fuck.

Drunkenly fucked a fat girl once, it was great

>>36238385
Used to lark about with it. Never had any nightmare experiences, sometimes it felt great and sometimes it was just average.

>>36236494
It's a sign of high test you numale.

>>36238464

Can you try and describe your experiences? I think all I can imagine it as is that feeling when you suddenly realise you've drunk way too much and are on your way to vomitville. The reason I've avoided psychedelics so far is because I hate feeling out of control.

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I want her, lads.

>https://youtu.be/2zTTZXfKCdY?list=PLrk7BgDCoN9KEMjcc7-XkJlN9s4KLzUd-

>>36238385
My house mate takes ket and it just turns him into a stupid smackhead that doesn't know up from down.

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>lost my virginity to a cute italian girl I've been dating last night
>she kept laughing throughout

i-is this normal behaviour

>>36238585
not really, I might expect it if she was high on something

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is there anything worse than being in bus with chav familys who have multiple little shit kids screaming, shouting, arguing, crying..

>>36238605
We were pretty drunk which might be it but still feels shitty

>>36238611
Better than Muslims

>>36238611
Being on a bus with ethnics giving you dirty looks.

>>36238511
Of what i remember there were feelings of bliss, lots of confusion and lots of fascination. Sometimes all three at once. Once i truly believed i had x ray vision and could see what people were doing in different rooms. Another time i was amazed by the artwork on a dvd cover. This was at a fairly low dosage. Coming back to reality is like waking up from a fuzzy dream. Just make sure you do it somewhere safe and have tissues and a nice drink for the nose drip. Never vomitted desu but know someone who did because he ate smoked mackerel just beforehand. You doing it alone?

>>36238618
oh well
got her number? I'd like to try an italian

>>36238585
>>she kept laughing throughout

not really, at least i have never really heard about it. sometimes girls giggle a bit when they are feeling naughty. how can she even giggle while you're fucking her. maybe she was too drunk or something

>>36238627
>>36238630
I live in Bradford and experience this regularly, id still rather take them than fucking kids.

>>36238248
I walk around naked in front of the windows all the time. I do stupid shit like dancing badly too. I honestly don't give a shit if someone wants to look in.

I saw the bird across the road naked once through the window. Blonde, slim, late twenties. She saw that I was naked and came right up to the window and looked, her tits right out. I started wanking for her, I came and she was rubbing herself too.

Actually that last part is a lie. She saw me out smoking on my balcony, and I had my clothes on. She instantly turned off the light, but not before I got an eyeful.

What even motivates you lads? Just want to sleep everyday now.

>>36238611
Being the only white man on the bus.

There's a man who comes into the shop where I work who has cancer. Said he has less than a year to live. And I just think he's really cool. He has a bald head and round glasses and is really skinny. I dunno why but I just wish I could be like him. Maybe without the cancer but the cancer makes him cooler I think

Oh the joys of being a black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*gets jumped by EDL supporters*

>You get to FUCK every white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to a courtroom for a rape case scene*

>>36238618
>We were pretty drunk

congrats you raped a girl

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Just because I'm curious

http://www.strawpoll.me/12738688

http://www.strawpoll.me/12738688

http://www.strawpoll.me/12738688

http://www.strawpoll.me/12738688

What's easier to get a girlfriend or a job?

>>36238585
I had a girl say she wanted me to bang her once, and when I totally froze up she laughed at me and it never ended up happening

>>36238685
Blacks ad Pakis dominate their areas though. White boys are beta and emulate their cultures so they don't stand out and get a beating. This is why white women have no respect for you

Racist virgin

What time in uni I locked myself out the dorms so I went round to knock on my mates window and I saw he was wanking, but not before I had knocked.

I then had a split second to decide if I would duck, or not.

What would be more weird? Your mate seeing you wank, or hearing a knock on the window disturbing your wank but there being no one there?

>>36238634

Nope, doing it with another person. I've just been reading a lot into it so I've kinda put myself off a bit. The thing is that once you're on a drug, you stop worrying and just experience the moment but I'm concerned that I'm already in a negative mindset about it.

I wish I was more carefree about shit like this. I only wanted to do one bump to try it but apparently even that can have a significant effect.

>>36238726
pakis can fuck off. blacks are generally better built and white chavs very rarely lift, or know how to fight.

>>36238754
A knock with nobody there.
Because then you know somebody saw you, but you've no idea who, and they had the nerve to mock you by knocking the window and ruining it.

>>36238692
From what I remember of geography class the republic of Ireland isn't in the union.

>>36238769
hello n'gogolobo

>>36238792
Good thing it isn't on there then.

>visit friend in manchester
>bus we get on goes through the curry mile
Jesus fucking christ I wanted to vomit. It's literally an islamic enclave.

>>36238769
Pakis immediately round up and control all the local teenage slags tho

>tfw you'll never be a vulgar urban lad wearing your polo shirt and trackie bottoms, with a baseball cap and white trainers
>you will never finger Stacey in the dirty alley behind the chip shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a5_WYP6U-M

>>36238815
the only thing they control is a 2 star hygiene kebab shop

>>36238840
>local butchers gets taken over by some black bloke
>immediately fails hygiene test and has to close until it's fit for service

what's wrong with non-whites and using a bit of soap?

>>36238798
im not black if that is what you're trying to suggest. out of the poor areas in england, the blacks are normally the hardest. white chavs are normally faggots.

>>36238815
This.Pakis pass round the teenage slags like a joint.

Your "oneitis" has probably sucked off a 70 year old Paki for a bag of skunk and some fags

>>36238815
Honestly I really don't care if pakis want to fuck some young slags. They are welcome to take a crack at them. They are just slags who would fuck someone else if the pakis weren't into it. Nothing of worth is lost.

>>36238817
>you will never tell your teacher to fuck off
> you will never go paki bashing with your mates

>>36238861
t. goodfellas poster

>>36238756
No one can make you do it if you dont want to anon. Maybe see how your mate does and make your mind up then. But yeah if you feel weird about it, dont do it.

>>36238861
hello n'kangomambo

>>36237312
this is it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

>>36238885
so you're admitting to be a sex offenderm then lad

>>36238817
PUT A DONK ON IT M8

>>36238868
In my town there's a paki shop across the road from a church.

There was a young couple getting married there. Looked so happy.

I went in for a packet of fags, some lucozade and a packet of space invaders and the old paki behind the counter said to me "When she was young, she would give me pleasure for a bottle of vodka".

We both had a good laugh about it. I sent the husband an anonymous letter about a few weeks later. I think they are divorced now. She's probably sucking off that old guy again.

>>36238861
citation needed
Orogovadui

>>36238879
>>36238875
nice dodge, lads.

watching the purge election night, pretty boring desu

>>36238906
haha good lad. white women are filth

>>36238909
>suggesting that an academic would spent time researching who is the hardest ethnic group

howling, lad.

if you have been brought up in a working class area, you would know what i am chattin

Sister's bedroom has gotten a new carpet put down, the value of my house just keeps accumulating.

>>36238873
>you will never go paki bashing with your mates

It's the whites who get beaten now, Deano

>>36238906
Kek wouldn't even surprise me. The local paki shop near me would sell weed and booze to 13 year olds if they let him grope them

>>36238940
That's amazing Monica, you deserve it.

A lot of these jealous plebs are one step away from homelessness, meanwhile you're basically landed gentry.

We should start calling you Lady Monica the White.

>>36238959
Wish I had a local paki shop that sold weed. I'd fucking go down there right now.

>>36238940
very nice monica.

you're basically royalty around here. we should be washing your feet while you work on the phone.

tbqh, i look up to you as a figure of inspiration. you are the reason i come here.

could i wash your feet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hc8-BhPjKI

One of these days lads, it's good to smile about it eh

>>36238938
Whites are dominated from Brixton to Bradford.

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What's going on in this thread ffs

someone give me my first (you) of the day please?

>>36239020
kek the face on louis

>>36239028
Here's an unearned (you) for you

>>36239014
too right, lad. when it come to the lower classes, the black rule.

obvs the whites run the middle class and upper class area.

pakis just run the shops

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>>36238792
Didn't make the image, but I fixed it

>>36239046
up north there are barely any black people

why doesn't scotland like us anymore?

we didn't do anything to hurt her...

>>36239050
>N.Ireland in the BLACKED pose

>>36239046
I've never seen a black person in my life

>>36239075
if you want i can come up and say hi, could share a munchy box as well

>>36239046
It's a different story up north. The Pakis have the whites completely under control, there's an uneasy truce with the black lads.

>>36239046
The whites and the blacks are segregated among the lower classes.

The Pakis run the shops and the girls, desu lad.

>>36239070
If Scotland didn't they would've voted to leave in mass.

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One of Ramsay's cook books came in the post day. Did anything neat arrive for you today?
Post waifus

>mum's idea of complimenting me is to tell me that "girls could do a lot worse than you"

>>36239086
Sounds dece lad, maybe /r9k/ is wrong about yous

>>36239075
I bet your female relatives have seen a lot of brown/black people lad

>>36239112
they could go for a CONVICTED pedo for instance

>>36239075
you have been living in the dark your entire life, lad.

>>36238940
Isn't half of it your sister's? Down to a paltry 125k now matey.

Is alphabay hard to use lads?

>>36239190
Aye mate try betacove instead it's much easier

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bought myself a snicker's easter egg at waitrose today

"Yank" here. Just decided to check this thread out. I always scroll past it without really thinking about it but its always here. So far you guys all seem quite funny but below average intelligence. Is that normal for British people? You definitely all seem a lot stupider than the rest of /r9k/ as a whole anyway and seem to rely on forced humour and mindless circlejerking while pretending to be superior to the rest of /r9k/

>>36239259
>So far you guys all seem quite funny
Atleast try to make the bait believable lad, the last bunch of posts have been lads wanking to the thought of pakis/blacks attacking whites.

>>36239259

We wouldn't be here if we were smart.

>>36239259
>a lot stupider

Lad....

any lads want to meet up for a fight?

>>36239304
Not sure what you're trying to say lad? Are you insinuating stupider isn't a word?

>>36239259
>i find your banter discombobulating, y'all must be stupid

this is why we have our own thread, lad. you cant comprehend the bants.

>>36239331
yeh lad , time to throw down namsayin

wew, caught a glimpse of myself earlier as I walked past a shop window and realised I probably deserve more weird looks from people than I already get.

>>36239289
>implying he wasn't enjoying that

hes american lad

>>36239331
White boys
fight

hahahaha

>>36239340
This post is a perfect example of what I'm talking about

>>36239346
iktf. A little girl once jumped back in fear as I walked past her with a neutral face. I think it's the dark eyes and bags.

>>36239259
>You don't talk like a twat like me so you must be retards

Haha, no. Humour on Britfeel is a lot less forced and angry than the rest of r9k. You just assume we're dumb because we're way more chill.

>>36239379
What is your opinion on Obama? What about Trump?

>>36239248
oh! check out lord snooty over here! didn't you send your valet to get it for you?

>>36237289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKgHvPVACE

are you excited?

>>36239463
Trump is a fool. I voted for hillary

>>36239514
This looks bretty good though, it's mocking black people who think all whites are racist

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I traded in my good boy points
Did I get ripped off?

>>36236434
Can I have the template please lad

>>36239562
fuck me lad that looks delicious

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>>36239393

>anon glancing at young girls

>>36239562
>no beans or tomato sauce

Looks awfully dry lad

>>36239562
where's the honey mustard sauce?

My fit history teacher lives only a few doors down from me and occasionally I can see her from my window. If only...

>>36239346
I was on the bus the other day and saw my bald spot on the CCTV screen

I didn't realise it's as bad as it is, feels bad

>>36239608
Go for it lad. Worst she can do is say no, and by that point you might as well do it anyway

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>>36239583
>>36239587
Dippy dip Dip!

>watch what I eat
>do plenty of exercise
>catch a glimpse of myself and see I'm still a fat uggo
>just want to get beer and pizza in and feel better

>>36239625
>not sweet bbq

baka

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I read somewhere recently that American "soul food" is popular in britbongland
Is this true lads? How come?
Pic unrelated

Ughhh work was so boring, some guy was creeping on me all day too, which I kinda liked.

I'm a faggot

>>36238711
Depends entirely on the standard of each.

>>36239612

Lad I'm sorry but this made me chuckle a bit. Get yourself on that Rogaine.

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>>36239625
the best sauce, prove me wrong, you fucking can't

>>36239612
my hairline is receding, so I've switched to cutting it pretty short and wearing some nice baseball caps

trying to fast track myself into being 'the hat guy' in other people's eyes so it stops being abnormal to them asap

I don't know why I come on this site, it sucks and everyone hates me and never gives me any (((you)))s

>>36239652
>i like a guy but he is creepy

you sound exactly like a girl

36239674
I'll acknowledge you but I won't give you any (You)s

>>36239674
its because you're often a dick to people and you use a trip

you would probably get a lot more yous if you dropped the trip

>>36239674

Here's a you Monica. I still read your blog too. I hope you're feeling better about work - you are way too hard on yourself at times.

>>36239649
bong here who's had an american gf in the past

no, not really. you'll barely even find anyone here who's even heard of cornbread.

>>36239667
>liking nigger shit

kill yourself, or if you are n'bambonango, go back to africa, then kill yourself

>>36239663
no need to say sorry, I'm glad you got a laugh

I don't want to get myself on rogaine, I don't intend to fight the ageing process, I find it a bit sad when people go to lengths to act like they'll be young forever

>>36239720
But you guys are big on beans right?
How can you have beans without cornbread ;_;

>>36239728
caribbeans are proper lads, m8

>>36239183
No mummy has promised it all to me because i'm the most dysfunctional.

>>36239752
t. kologo wananamkama

>>36239657
Average wage and a 6/10

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>>36239737
c'est bon

>>36239674
>everyone hates me
It's almost like you have a history of being a sexually agressive paki. I wonder why English people don't take kindly to that...

>>36239720
my dad's a yank from oklahoma and one of the first things I ever learned to cook was jalapeno cornbread, it's fuckin magic lads

>>36239728
>Eating only bland food because he's a racist

You get what you deserve.

>>36239674
They just hate you for telling the truth about the little white slags in Rochdale.

>>36239767
do you even know where the caribbean is lad

spoiler: it's nowhere near africa

>>36239777
An average wage job is hard to get. You need a degree or a good bit of experience.

A 6/10 girlfriend is easier to obtain.

>>36239707

Thanks Anon, Give me your skype or steam account details and we can get to know each other if you like. I'm gonna be lonely this easter weekend

> message a girl on okc
> she just viewed my profile

gonna be riding on this all easter lads.

>>36239795
I'm big into home cooking and I literally don't think I've ever seen cornmeal in any of the supermarkets I've been in, or I would have given it a go by now

think I'm drinking methanol containing fake Jack Daniel's lads.

>>36239826

Good luck anon! Unoriginal

>>36239818
For average wage? Like just working in a call centre or something?

I'm not a weeb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmeudwRMrsU

>>36239818
>A 6/10 girlfriend is easier to obtain.

if you're a normie. for most here it will be hard because of how socially inept we are.

>>36239830
I've seen it with the flour in a couple of supermarkets before, but if your supermarket has a world foods section, try looking near the jamaican foods. It'll be near one or the other.

>>36239830
Isn't home cooking, just cooking?

>>36239752
no they fucking aren't lmao

their children are the most niggerish niggers in the country

the only good blacks are middle age or over nigerians with no children

>>36239919
not if you're a cook at a restaurant

>>36239919
no, you can cook in a restaurant and be paid for it, but that's a tough job, while home cooking is fun and relaxing

>>36239781
right forgot about beans on toast

>>36239931
>nigerians
>good blacks
laffin me arse off m8

>>36237494

My friend asked me this the other day and I said 100

I have did for free

>>36239931
>the only good blacks are middle age or over nigerians with no children

can someone pinpoint what these people's 'style' is called?

on the rare occasion that I see a blackie, it's some 40 year old from somewhere in Africa, and they always dress the same - black leather jacket over a striped button-up smart shirt, with jeans and smart black shoes. They always absolutely stink, too.

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I am currently in the process of disassembling all my furniture and packing the last of my shit up for a move.
Please send all your positive vibes and cookie vibes to help in this trying time.
Thank you.

>>36239944
Except if you're me.
>Be cooking
>Recipe calls for balsamic vinegar
>Don't have any
>Put normal vinegar in instead
>Ruin it and make the house smell like a chippy for days.

FuriousRamsey.jpg

>>36239957
most of them are serious catholics lad and theyve survived multiple civil wars and worked hard to get here

its their children who listen to nigger music and didnt have to go through the shit their parents did who become niggers

>>36240009
Why are you moving and into what kind of accommodation?

>>36239818
>tfw made an average wage in an apprenticeship at 18

Mind you in was in London so an average wage got me a bedroom in a house with 5 students.

Anyway... what's for dinner lads? Just had Singapore chow mein with egg fried rice and sipping a Brewdog Punk IPA

>>36240011
you sound like my mum, thinking everything will go fine even if you totally disregard the recipe instructions and good culinary sense.

whole reason why I had to start cooking myself was because she made food that even the dog turned her nose up at.

at least I have a 'life skill' now and I could probably get a job at some shitty restaurant if I got bored of my NEET life

>>36240016
>baww they suffered hardships so we should let these incompatible people come here and create ethnic tensions and ruin the country

fucking kill yourself you ethnomasochist

>>36240016
We'd be better off without them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wbtAfdzjvc

>>36240011
>attempting recipes you don't have the ingredients for
why would you do this

>>36239826

Lads, she JUST sent a message back.

Absolutely buzzing. from kv to this.

You know what I don't get about porn? How the guy stops rubbing his dick when he orgasms and they expect me to believe that's pleasurable

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This post goes out to all you fine lads, hope you are all having a fine day/night.

Not you poleboo

>>36240042
how are they going to ruin the country if they aren't allowed to have children you dip

>>36240046
do any of them niggers look middle age to you

>>36240042
t. Unemployed EDL man who blames unskilled foreigners for being better than him at getting a job

>>36240064
>How the guy stops rubbing his dick when he orgasms and they expect me to believe that's pleasurable

huh

>tfw useless NEET and absolute agoraphobe pussy and fucking terrified about my job interview

i'm more worried about getting the job than fucking up my interview and cant stop shaking desu

the world isnt comfy

>>36240103
they are breeding like rabbits and replacing our ethnic population

>>36240105
t. nigger who is afraid the people of this country are waking up

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>>36240082
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>Poleaboo comes into the surgery
>Has finally realised he should end his life
>Would like a humane, dignified, painless suicide
>Wants me to give him a lethal dose of morphine
>Hillman burst in and gives him a lethal dose of crowbar instead

>>36240047
I like to live life on the edge.

I'm usually pretty competent but let myself down this time.

Tommy Robinson vs. alleged Muslim rape gang at courthouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ogQ8OEJIZU

>>36240082
>>36240141
The Hill Ship tag team is unstoppable.

>>36240032
From a flat to a house cause I hate flat noises and want a bit more room.

"Hard Working migrants" is a meme

Why should them being 'hard working' merit their admittance?

lads just seen some monks on the local news, look comfy they have nice robes and seem so balanced and at peace

>>36240184

It's Schrodinger's migrant who is simultaneously really hard working but also not taking jobs away from natives.