why does Chad get to this and I don't?

>>36236430
because you are a freak and it is a really short trip from mother nature's own freaks to one of her monsters.

You could do that aswell. Haven't you heard the stories about how a bunch of women got groped at train stations during last year's new years eve?
I think you can probably get away with a lot of groping if you are careful about picking your targets.

>>36236430

Her roots are so dark though

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>smack/grope friend's ass
>she just giggles and smacks back
>I don't think she's ever expressed interest in me in the year I've known her, but she told me she finds me attractive when I asked though I think it's just her being nice
What does this mean

>>36236875
It is what is called a humblebrag.

>>36236430
I don't understand the question. Just get a gf.

>>36236655
>I think you can probably get away with a lot of groping if you are careful about picking your targets.
you can only get away with this if youre sandnigger """refugee""" in europe

>>36237353
What, you think women will not report it if you are an arab? Most of the time, I imagine the women think it isn't worth the hassle.

>>36236875
>I think it's just her being nice
Don't think that anon, she might just be serious.

>>36238023
Idk anon, hard to think that as a 23 kv

If a robot did this to her he'd get the shit kicked out of him after she starts screaming.

>>36238326
I know anon, what do you have to lose though?

>>36236430
you have to be more confident

>>36238326
if you are a 23 year old kv but grabbing a girls ass as she smiles and tells you she finds you hot you surely are retarded, she is giving you a chance dumbass.

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yeah dude, you get one freebie for a grope. just don't have pussy-tier clamhands and aim two realistic points lower.

poor betas never cash it in, aren't in the right environment for it, or massively overestimate their worth because of their effeminate aesthetic.

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>>36236430
You know what else Chad gets?

Cancer, lmao

BECAUSE YOU'RE BETA AS FUUUUUUCK

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>>36239375
how did he get cancer?

Too much fast food? I'm genuinely concerned because I'm bulking now.

>>36239589
Dont bulk on fast food dingus. Eat lean meats. Lots of roast beef, chicken etc.

Fast food is all crap. Your gonna gain more fat than muscle that way.

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>>36239964
like i'm gonna trust some random weeb.

I've been told I can fast food it up with my weight.

>>36236430

Because she finds Chad sexually attractive and therefore Halo Effect says anything he does is automatically good.

>>36240025
Random weeb or a lurking chad. You never know when it's anonymous...

Anyway, good luck with your fast food bulk then

>years ago, high school
>passing by girl in class on way to desk.
>tip of index finger knuckle brushes past her butt. Split second contact.
>OMG ANON DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY BUTT!?
>entire class looks at her, then me
>saved by classmate behind me who says"wow Stacy, way to be akward lol"

Im actually really glad someone chimed in, I didnt have anything to say in my defense due to being so stricken by sudden confrontation. Coulda been seen as a groper or something

>>36239375
You're a pathetic loser.

>>36238471
>pussy tier clamhands
Fuck, you hit home, how do I fix my clammy ass hands

>>36236430
You don't do that with your gf?

>>36240428
>gf
Gas yourself.

>>36240458
I'm not a jew.
I'm a normie who was once a cyborg. Pretty happy now. Have to leave uni for this Easter weekend so I can't have sex for four days. It's difficult. Longest I've been without sex since two years ago is at most a week. A week without sex is Unbarebale

Because you think he "gets to"

Our thinking is flawed and must be fixed if we want to blend in to society

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>tfw you'll never be Chad
Feels bad losing the the random roll of dice at birth. We had no chance.

>>36236430
> tfw when no Chad to grope your ass

Why does it bother me?

>>36236875
A girl would never lie about something on that level. Next time you're with her you need to go for a kiss. Stop being a pussy.

>>36240630
post your ass, I 'm curious if it's gropeable or not

>>36240620
>literally sexually assaulting a woman

We can't keep letting him get away with this.

>>36239589

Too much protein gives you cancer.
>leucine->mtor->igf-1>cancer

>>36240819
Sorry, I'm not allowed to do that.

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>>36240880
It's not sexual assault if it's Chad, only when it's a robot.

>>36241054
Or her boyfriend. It would surprise you how much I slap my gf's ass and jiggle it.

>>36241104
If you have a girlfriend then you're a disgusting normie, and don't belong here with the rest of the robots.
Here since, it seems you got lost. >>>/b/

>>36239375
statistically speaking Chads are less likely to get cancer because of their healthy diet and lifestyle and when they do doctors are extra motivated to help them

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>>36238367
I don't know, I'm a bit too scared to try to escalate m8. I don't wanna lose the chill atmosphere we have going on.

>>36238383
>>36240818
This is too hard guys.
Maybe I'll try some kind of physical contact and try to escalate from there

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>>36236430
>>36240620
>>36241054
>tfw never felt a girls butt in my entire life..
Am I really missing anything? I mean I can just grab and squeeze my own and get the same feeling right?

>>36236430
she's very pretty :3

>>36241176
Nothing wrong with being a normie.
Original isn't it.

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>>36241254
yeah we're not missing out on much bro haha ;_;

>>36241606
I imagine her letting off a stinky fart when she spreds her cheeks

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>>36241637
there's no way something like that has ever come out of a pink butthole like that, seriously just look at it, i would eat that for days

>>36238383
>>36240818
>>36241216
Also, she is somewhat trying to date other guys, has had some one night stands in the past year, and she did tell me "I wouldn't date you" a while ago.
I've told her a couple of times I wouldn't want to date her and that she isn't my type (which is true) but I don't know how she feels about FWB status.

>>36241606
Well you can't miss what you never had.
Half of it is just horniness and hormones desu. I bet I just fapped and grabbed a chicks butt I'd probably have the same feeling of if it I did it to myself.

>>36241606
Asses are disgusting.

>>36241860
Nope


no muting

We are being denied that all because of a genetic dice roll, nature is a cruel bitch. And we're supposed to just except this, go to school, get a careers, work, contribute to this unfair society that literally shits on guys like us and gives us zero enjoyment.

Yeah, how about no.

>>36241773
These fat folds must be really good at trapping farts and shit particles, the smell must be sordid. When she braps, the sound resonates off the butt, making it more audible

>>36241637
kek my friend send my that exact webm with a fart sound edited in

I really wish any guy would do that to me. I don't care what they look like or who they are.

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>>36241860
>hes not an ass man
i pity you

36242140<<
post moar of these original

>>36241894
True, and many girls shave their asses so they have no ass hairs, which makes their farts a lot more audible and smelly

>>36241254
if you want to feel it just go to a concert, specifically an EDM concert or rave. tens of thousands of 17-24 year old girls wearing skin tight short shorts bouncing around, pretty much all you have to do is get yourself close to the front of the pack where the mosh pits are and you'll get plenty of girl ass rubbing against your dick (you'll also get rubbed by plenty of chads too though)

i went to some retarded techno rave with my normie friend and i had a raging boner the entire time from the amount of ass my dick was touching

>>36242020
Too bad most women would scream rape

>>36242534
What happens if you grope around? Would you get caught?

Could I grope a woman's titty?

>>36242579
i never tried, you would have to be subtle. probably isnt worth the risk. only way to get away with it would be to do it during a really hectic mosh pit which only happens once or twice

>>36242534
I've done that before, I do it every year at Mardi Gras. It's literally the only time I bother going to an event because of the anonymity & the huge jam packed crowds. Them being buzzed/drunk most of the time helps too.

Literally grope at least a hundred butts in the span of a 3 day weekend. Having plenty of butts glued to my crotch is a bonus too

You could just get a gf with a big booty to grope instead of whining on 4chan

>>36240498
2/10, try a little harder next time. That last sentence gave it away.

>>36240305
yes, but a loser who's body isn't destroying itself

robot:1 Chad: 0

>>36242752
yeah it upsets me when people post average ass fuck girls she isnt that pretty just whoring herself a lot

>>36241323
Normies are conformist dirtbags who would rather kill a man than lose their social value

>>36239375
Hahahaha cool story bro

>>36243314
we're virgins,any girl is acceptable to us desu as long as she inst disgusting