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Hello robots, can someone hold my juice for a moment?
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sure
>*reports you to ice so you get deported
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>>36460572
Why do you need for someone to hold your juice?
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>obligatory photo of spilled juice box which can't be found because it's not as generic as a GODDAMN GLASS OF CHOCOLATE MILK LIKE IT SHOULD BE, YOU JOKE DESTROYING RETARD
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Anyone else love pic related? Its funny to me, even though i find myself watching her channel a few times a week if i ever met her i wouldnt have anything to say and she'd probably not like me
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I can never understand what she's talking about
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>>36460554
same, it's some britbong incoherent babble autismo, but she's cute
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?????? Are you here because of PewDIEPie ???
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Nice comfy discord server, not too big, not too small.
Just rightzzsj743
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Really like it
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Nice mods and comfy place only about 6 or so active at a time rn
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yours sucks someone post other ones
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You guys don't have shit on my fuckup
>Be me, around 15 (suppressed memories, can't recall exact age)
>At sleepover with a male friend, 2 girls with us
>Like one of the girls, and I know that she likes me back (2nd girl also likes me, but I didn't know at the time)
>Sharing bed with the girl I like, not bedtime yet but just chilling while talking
>Get excited and cover it up by laying on my stomach with my knee in an upwards position
>"That's uncomfortable" the girl says, "I like it, deal with it" I spout out like a retard - fuckup #1, but not nearly as a major fuckup as the 2nd one
>Time passes, we leave the beds to do other shit, come back and lay down again - now in a different bed
>She lays on her side, I'm behind her and decide to place my head on her ass
>"That's my ass you know?", "yeah i know..."
>Whatever, time passes and it's finally bed time, this is where shit got real
>For whatever fucking reason, I panic knowing I'm about to sleep in the same bed with a girl I like
>Literally with the wall against my back as support, I brace myself and start kicking and forcing her out of the bed
>"What the fuck?"
>I wanna sleep with my bro
>Confused as shit, probably thinking what the fuck she was thinking when she decided to like me in the first place, she struggles and really want's to sleep in the same bed
>I overpower her shit and she flies down on the floor, she gets sad and says something that I can't even remember (suppressed memories)
>Both girls endup sleeping together, me and bro endup sleeping together
>Fuckup the one chance I had to sleep together with a girl I liked, and on top of that I cockblocked my friend too in the process
What the fuck was wrong with me? How do I time travel and reverse this shit?
Pic related, it's how I forced her out of bed
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>>36460532
Jesus fucking christ, dude...
Oregnu
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This is some of the most autistic shit I have ever read. You should just kys. You'll never get another chance at this.
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>>36460532
Lmao you sure toasted that roastie.
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Ive been texting a guy every day. From a guy's perspective, does this mean he's interested in something? I'm just confused. He starts the conversation every day. I say goodnight most nights.
He told me I'm pretty. I just dunno.
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>>36460525
>A guy just stuck his penis in me. From a guy's perspective, does this mean he's interested in something?
Yeah you just dunno. Your whole life is just you dunno, dumb roastie
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>>36460525
wow, i hate women (even more) now
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>>36460561
Why won't he ask me out? I don't get it.
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What is time?
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>>36460429
A concept made by humans to help organize their day to day lives
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It's one of two the a priori conditions of all human sensibility, as everyone knows.
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>>36460429
Its the 4th dimension of space.
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the longer people know me the more they end up hating me
people love me the second they meet me usually and as they get to know me they start hating how i act or i make them mad about something
am i the only one like this?
are they just being nice hoping i'd get better and that's why they're nice?
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>>36460407
Maybe the longer they know you the more obvious and glaring your negative traits seem.
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Maybe you're just Bojack Horseman IRL
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do you have BPD?
originally
Have you made any progress on the Great Work, /r9k/?
Come here to share stories, advice, theories, etc. on all things related to the arcane.
I'll start with some very basic and practical advice - prostrations to your guardian deity help improve focus, willpower, compassion and courage.
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You have no idea how badly I want Qabbalistic/Golden Dawn shite to be real. Alas I think its just another man made distraction another falsehood meant to install artificial meaning and purpose where there probably is none
But of all the spiritual systems I've researched its the most appealing bar none.
Cringe bla bla
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baka these women on tinder don't be fuckin with the vision I swipe left to be honest
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>>36460419
If you're sceptical but still interested, I'd recommend reading Carl Jung. Most of his works explore esoteric ideas but from the point of view of Western psychology, so its a great way to read about it in terms most of us can understand.
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So how many exes do you have, /r9k/? And do you plan on marrying your current gf? Or do you plan to make her just another one of your exes?
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0 exes, I don't have a girlfriend and plan on never having one. I want to cum on that underage girl's tits.
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I plan on breaking up with mine on monday.
Had a pit in my stomach all day at work.
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>>36460362
Stop watching porn.
Thyme
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*blocks your path*
"Hey, you look hungry man. Have this sandwich."
What do?
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Reject the offer, it may be poisoned.
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>>36460284
spicy lettuce pickles and mayo plus you're touching it? nah you go ahead bro
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>>36460290
i hope its poisoned
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Anybody on this board /NEET/?
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>>36460246
No absolutely none of us on this boards are NEETS and we all are successful, contributing members of society that are socially adept and have a large circle of friends, a girlfriend, high paying career, and loving parents
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Has anyone on this board not had sex before?
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>>36460246
reporting in ...what other boards do you guys browse?
>tfw migrating to mlp and mu
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>tfw Melbourne
Can a Sydneyanon please save me from this hellhole.
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>>36460193
do you have a cunt?
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>>36460206
No. Stop trying to use r9k as a place to hook up with women.
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Oi, Melbourne is great!
>in my bedroom about to have sex
>tell boyfriend to turn on some music because I don't like doing it to silence (I'm a quiet cummer and dislike moaning)
>boyfriend readies a playlist
>he starts undoing his pants and the first words of the song are:
"I don't sleep cause when I do
All I dream are dreams of you
When I wake up, you are not around"
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>>36460184
Fuck off, roastie
raviolipepperoni
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>>36460184
Roasties OUT!!!
oreganololi
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>>36460220
ravioli ravioli give the formuoli
>tfw my wife says I have to take HRT or she will leave me
what do /b/ros?
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your wife is a cartoon? Anon, I... you need help my man
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>>36460167
Quit trolling. If your wife really said that then she is obviously a stupid and foolish woman who you need to leave if you want to save yourself trouble in the long run. Quit being a degenerate, where do you think you will go when you die? Do you think you can face God who is perfect morally, how he speaks and how he conducts himself, how you are now?
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>>36460267
>your wife is a cartoon? Anon, I... you need help my man
No that's just an example wife. My wife is 3D but she is also Japanese.
>>36460286
why do you assume I'm trolling? I can't just leave her, she's the only person who loves me ;_;
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Why do i identify so strongly with the monster of Frankenstein?
I am rereading it and his struggles remind me of myself.
Does anyone else feel this way?
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Have you ever killed a little girl?
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The monster is more human than his creator. Throughout the book Frankenstein tries to deny his creation's humanity, while the monster tries to affirm it. Looking at the work through the lens of Robotism (name subject to change), we can make some easy deductions:
1) The monster is a robot
2) Frankenstein is a Chad
Notice how Frankenstein "cucks" the monster out of a bride (or gf) and casts it out from humanity. The monster goes to another family, but spaghetti's and sends them running. Throughout the book the monster's kills represent the "beta uprising," which is culminated in the slaying of Chad (Frankenstein).
t. /lit/
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>>36460146
Not yet,but my dad abandoned me and my mom barely talked to me
I have always been alone,and every time i show my true self to others they literally call me a monster and leave me(i am probably a psychopath and my mom is a skitzo)