*blocks your path* "Hey, you look hungry man. Have this

Reject the offer, it may be poisoned.

>>36460284
spicy lettuce pickles and mayo plus you're touching it? nah you go ahead bro

>>36460290
i hope its poisoned

>>36460284
Stick dick in it while staring intensly at man

Accept the offer, and hope it's poisoned.

>>36460464
best reply I've ever seen, *slowly claps*

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>>36460290
>>36460309
>>36460464

>denying a tendie sandwich

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>>36460464
>sandwich contains an anti-rape condom
>pass out from blood loss
>last thing you see before blacking out is pic related

>eating carbs

Nah I'm good. I tried being fat and it sucked.

>>36460464
yOu My GoOd SiR hAvE wOn 1 BiLLiOn InTeRwEb points

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"Y-you too haha"
>speed walk away before I start crying

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>>36460284
throw the pickles away and enjoy it

i haven't eaten in 2 days and i'm starting to feel somewhat hungry right about now

Either just pull the tendie out or scrape off the lettuce and shit and have an unfucked pure tendie sandwich.

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You're not sending me to the Shadow Realm that easy.
>raises duel disk

>>36460602

>throw the pickles away and eat it

the only correct answer tbqhfamalama

>>36460284
:makes sure no one's around to see it:

i'll take it, thanks

>>36460284

>take sammich
>remove bun
>enjoy macro friendly sammich

I'm not eating carbs atm

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>>36460514
>*slowly claps*
stop.

"Thanks"
>Take the burger, unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow it whole.
"Have a nice day"

>>36460284
>pickles in a burger
Throw it in the trash where it belongs

>>36460309
>>36460602
>>36461004
>>36461944
why do robots hate pickles?

Too much mayo wtf

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I wouldn't eat it only because of the bottom.

Maybe if it was wrapped..

>>36461965
Because they are manbabies who hate anything that actually tastes like something.