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If you could get one of them as your gf, who would you choose?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12798151
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The non-defective one, duh. Anybody who claims otherwise believes that just because a woman is wheelchair-bound she's a better person because she has no other option other than you
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Random number generator picked for me desu.
I don't know enough to decide any other way.
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>>36467569
/thread

Original comentario taco

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Is Tomi Lahren a virgin?
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>>36467497
>pro-abortion
>virgin

pick one
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>>36467558
>Personally, I would never have an abortion
>Personally, I would never encourage anyone else to have an abortion
>I don't believe in abortion

Source: https://twitter.com/Nightline/status/852335454829543424

You'd think there'd be pics of her with random guys. Most I can find is just her partying with her friends. Doesn't seem like a coalburner 3bh
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>>36467497
Only when it comes to white cock

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Does anyone else here have a habit of biting the inside of their lip until sores appear?
I usually do it when I am nervous, and whenever I do do it, it is usually done subconsciously.
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>>36467494
Fuck my bf does this and he has those little sores in his lip but he never does it so hard his lip swells.
He does it most when he playing vidya hardcore or reading somthing for a while but it's almost constant
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>>36467638
or lifting weights amirite roastie?
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>>36467494
I bite my gf's lips

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>5ft 5 epic manlet
>notoriously weak chin
>transformed the music industry by bringing hip hop into mainstream
>forged his own business empire hosting some of worlds most selling artists
>no joke respected by all black men and women

Tell me again how your physical traits, and therefore your genome, is to blame for you not being a highly successful alpha?
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>>36467432
>physical traits
>implying all of them are effected by genome

My class two malocclusion was caused by lack of hard foods as a child and sicknesses that caused me to lose proper tongue posture. It has nothing to do with my genetics.
>he fell for the nurture has no affect on nature meme
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>>36467432
Look at this one example. This individual disproves actual research done proving height and looks leads to wealthier and all around better lives. In such a retarded if only I had seen this 1 out of a 100000000 my life would have been changed long ago. Kill yourself you stupid faggot
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>>36467432
>respected by all black men and women
Nope. He's smart enough not to buy into all the BLM bullshit so now 85% of the black community hate him.

>ask a corn nigger anything
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>>36467414
Hey dude cornbitch here.
Why the fuck is it so cold today? Shit sucks.
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>>36467414
After you eat the corn, can you wipe your ass with the cob?
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How does it feel literally being the United State's trash can (most landfills per acre of land)

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What's your favorite game to play?
Mine is Tell the gays they need to seek help.
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>>36467385
I have a burning hatred for you
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mine is find the sausage. play with cousins every weekend when i baby sit.
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>>36467385
Why do you keep posting this ugly nigger sjw jew?

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>stop reading book for a second
>look at clock
>16:38
>look at 4chan on my phone for a second
>look up
>17:23

My life is fucking going before my eyes.
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Memento mori bro'.
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I appreciate your use of the 24 hour clock
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>>36467376
I have this issue. I woke up at 6:00. Decide to watch a quick episode of Rokudenashi. I watched three. No big deal, the episode only last 22 minutes. Its 14:33. I'm late for class and didn't present the assignment. asks what is wrong with me and why didn't I do my part. I honestly answered I have no idea, what was I doing during all that time? I have been like this for the last seven years. I should have graduated three years ago. I can only go through because education is free in my country as long as you progress a little. Someone help me.

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I'm presently only getting less than $900 a month in SSI NEETbux. I'm actually even currently looking for a job due to pressure from my family (fuck these fucking interviewers and their stupid questions). My question for my fellow robots is how do I go about getting more NEETbux? What are some more programs I should apply to? If I can double my current income, I figure I'd have enough to comfortably live in a trailer park or somewhere like that. Help me out, robot bros.
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>>36467316
>900/month for doing nothing
>still complains
lmao this guy
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You have so much time and money to start doing business. Smh anon
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>>36467359
>>36467369
>Criticizing a robot for acting like a robot on R9K
Fucking normies, get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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THICC black girl thread please?
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>>36467280
BWWM is the purest love.
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How thicc you want em senpai?

Also what in the red fuck is she wearing?
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>>36467379
I don't know what that is but I like it.

Anything this size and bigger.

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I'm 5' 11'' and weigh about 121 pounds. How do I gain weight Anon? I'm tired of being the guy Chad picks up and holds in the air to show off his strength to Stacy.
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5'11 and 114 pounds here
idk lol
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I am 1,83 meters tall and weigh 69 kilo's eyy pls kill me
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I'm 181 cm tall and weigh 63 kilos. It's like my metabolism is in overdrive 24/7

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who's the most robot artist ? and why is it cudi ?
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>>36467210
>cudi
LMAO
no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-fkPvuzefQ
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>>36467210
kid cui sucks cock
>>36467235
bladee is shitty emo-hop like lil peep. it's a shitty genre for garbage people.
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>>36467210
>mentally ill
>addict
Yup definitely /ourguy/

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How many of you haven't even been rejected?
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>Rejected

Nig I ain't even held a girls hand before.
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Me. I've never tried so I've never been rejected.
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Only those who have never asked a girl out.

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with love,
not a robot
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>>36467166
Depression is the lack of motivation and ambition, he literally is depressed and his inner self is a retard.
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That picture would make a lot more sense if the things it's describing (lack of ambition, motivation and initiative, and an inability to put effort into anything you do) weren't textbook symptoms of depression.
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>haven't showered since december last year
>faux depression bro you just don't have the motivation or ambition to do it xD

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Who else here /nofriends/?

Lost all mine a year ago, they started ignoring me and made me the butt of all their jokes. Normies in this board go out and have friends but real robots must know this feel. It's so lonely and I just want to talk to people who understand. Normies say "oh they weren't your real friends anyway if they were mean to you" but they don't know what it's like to talk to no one other than a parent and have no social contact outside of work/school. Can anyone else relate?
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I can relate but I get kicked out of here anyway cause I've had sex.
It's much worse not having any friends than being a virgin. It really sucks. I don't have anyone to vent to at all and my parents always used to ask why does no one come over
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>>36467611
Yeah I mean I'm a virgin too because other than my friends that left me everyone thinks I'm weird so I basically live as a loner
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>>36467064
I haven't had friends since I was a kid. It feels really bad, worse than not having a girlfriend by far. All of the interactions I get are on the internet, and all of those are ephemeral. I haven't ever formed a lasting connection with anyone here, and I've realized that posting on 4chan and similar websites are the equivalent of masturbation for socializing. I feel good for a little bit because I can reach out to others temporarily, but because I'm not connecting with anyone I feel just as bad afterwards.

I feel more and more disconnected with the sort of people who post on the internet every year. Sometimes the loneliness gets so bad it feels like I'm being smothered with a pillow. I oscillate between a desperation for human contact and an overwhelming and paralyzing social paranoia.

The worst part is that the longer I go without other people the harder it gets to interact normally when I have the opportunity.

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>she probably has a male concubine
>its not you

why live?
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>>36467049
Can't stand this slut. Get a fucking life op
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>>36467084
Already have one

yep
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>>36467108
She's 30 years old and has her own kid. It's time to stop

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