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It's overrated. Girls are vile wretched life forms. Barely even human. The only chance is if you like boipucci.

>>36483402
Well first you have to have to have some sexual desire. And then if you want to asked them out just say "I like you. How'd you like to go on a date with me?".
It seems odd because you have never done it before, you are afraid to leave your comfort zone. They're just words. You don't have to mean them, and you can seperate yourself from any feelings behind the words. But say them. Call a girl hot. Tell her that you'd like to dance with her. Tell her that you'd like to take her back to your place and fuck her. Unless you keep harassing her until she says yes, the worst thing that will happen is she says no.

>>36483729
>if you want to asked them out just say "I like you. How'd you like to go on a date with me?".
I have no clue how I'd respond to any sort of reply, or how I would begin to pitch a date.

What do I even do if it's a yes? Just pay for a dinner and movie then hope the awkwardness culminates into clumsy sex?

Backpage isn't shut down they just moved to women seeking men.

>>36483390
>Heard about this back in the day
>Live in a mostly Mexican neighbourhood so I expected some qts
>All the women in the area are black
I don't even

>>36483447
This.. they moved to the "dating" section

girlfriend?

listen to that slick rick song

Smash her ugly cheating head in with a large rock.

>>36483381

date me, I wont cheat and ill send u noods and pizza money..

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Do normies seriously think that you need sexual fulfillment as much as food or water? What the fuck? I don't even fucking masturbate because I think it's a waste of time

>>36483429
You're low test. That's why you don't jerk off. I jerk off twice a day at least and still fuck my girlfriend.

>>36483350
Getting sex isn't hard cunt. Just put yourself out there

So I don't take that chart as objective fact until I'm convinced otherwise.

I'd do it this way:

physiological: remove sex (this isn't required to the extent food and water are... well maybe it is but some of us are so used to not getting it daily that this is what is "normal" to us, maybe we really are supposed to get it daily)

safety: morality being on there is fairly controversial. I guess yeah, if I started being a legit criminal or something that'd upset me, so this is true.

love/belonging: I'm here, and I figure most robots are. So we're doing kinda well I guess. Remove "sexual", I just need intimacy from a woman.

self-esteem: For whatever reason I've got pretty much all of this. Except respect of others, I used to have that. Don't really at this new job.

self-actualization: Not even close to here. Cool concept though.

>>36483566

Please define "Put yourself out there" for our friends. The actual logistics of it. It's harder than you make it sound.

>>36483331
C.W
Pick up some eggs if you ever come back.
E.D

Dear anyone who reads this,

You are worth it. You are beautiful in your own way and if you ever feel lost i am here for you. Even if it is just in spirit. I beleive in you and so does my dark lord.

sincerely, me

>>36483331
She got back on the phone
Said I really miss you darling
Don't worry about the kids they'll be alright
Wish I was in your arms
Lying right there beside you
But I know that I'll be in your dreams tonight
And I'll gently kiss your lips
Touch you with my fingertips
So turn out the light and close your eyes

I'm already there

Make like your image and kys.

idk op but i can relate. two skype contacts, i alwaysbhave to start the conversation and they hardly ever teply (maybe once every 1.5 months no joke) and this one girl in highschool was like we should hang out some time and i texted her back and said when do you want to and never got a reply haha

i just roll solo but im fucking boring and just listen to music

>>36483284
nigga fuck you

People get busy. Just let him know you want to meet up again, or be content being forgotten. Friends don't just happen, you put work into it.

> is there a black 4chan?
yes; the comment section of worldstarhipop

>>36483231
thecoli is the black 4chan m8

it's unironically black /pol/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/women-dont-take-accountability-pt-903213.532127/

apparently they are /ourguys/

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>>36483150
>**pictures from the orthodontist are treated like mugshots

>>36483150
yikes man, this one is a tough procedure, i see why they picked her

you would probably need to extract the U/L 1st premolars (literally remove otherwise healthy teeth) and then attach the braces and band them so they rejoin in a quasi-normal smile

that girl's gonna be down 4 teeth for the rest of her life

I've always wondered this, do teeth feel better (hurt less) after braces? my teeth hurt in places where they are pushed around and malformed and I've always wondered about it

I still don't understand the point of bits. Can someone explain them to me? I don't use Twitch much.

>>36483090
It's basically donating but through twitch

>>36483090
Little emotes that cost real money, or you can get them by watching ads. 100 bits costs $1.40. Each bit you use in the chat gives one cent to the streamer. I had saved up a bunch of bits just from watching ads and wanted to get rid of them. I basically gave the guy a $7.25 tip, but it seemed to escape his notice.

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>>36482988
GTFO OUT OF MY BOARD NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Really, why make this thread anyway? What response did you want.

normiehood qualifies as snap chatting a girl?

If you don't sleep fully nude you are quite simply a monster.

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>>36482957
>>36483091
>I sleep in all my clothes
>I haven't changed pants in 2 weeks
I don't like waking up in bug bites, pajamas are too warm and nude is too cold. I share a room and I don't feel comfortable getting naked in front of family unless I have to.

>>36483091
If I sleep in the nude I always end up getting horny, jerking off, jizz all over myself and my sheets and don't bother cleaning because fuck it I'm already in bed.

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Probably blew out your eardrum, dummy. Have fun with partial deafness for the rest of your shit life.

>REEEEEEEED so hard he burst an eardrum

Enjoy your bad hearing.

I'd say see a doctor, but you're probably a burgerclap and healthcare is illegal for poors.

>>36482951
Go to a doctor, you either had water trapped in your ear or you've fucked your eardrum somehow.

You better hope it's the first one, patail deafness would piss me off.

*breathes in*

No you virgin

No, not at all
excluding things like black people being harder to sunburn

Let me guess, you are a colored man cucked by the /pol/ meme and you are trying to fit in because you think /pol/ is the new "cool punk counter culture"?
And of all the places to go to, you come to /r9k/ to seek validation for being okay with being a non white.

Never liked the opening of this anime in particular.
The soundtrack is pretty good however. Nice odd time signature post rock style guitar arpeggios

>>36482970

really? I thought it was pretty brutal for anime

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Only anime I ever watched was One Punch Man
It had a cool intro song though

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>>36482908
For people with no chance of heterosexual intercourse you certainly do spend a lot of time being critical of the female form.

When I look at OP's pic I come to two realizations. (1) Whoever made this belongs here and (2) would invariably be denied sex/romance by even the most pungent hambeast.

Any real woman would despise you.

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Hush, all of you

You are in the presence of a POWERFUL OP image with lots of dark energy

Pay your dues and move on

>>36482908
>TWO categories of thin women in "high test" category

Holy fuck my sides. This image is grossly inaccurate.