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Does anyone else notice that the more people they meet the more they're just like different parts of other people?
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>>39314179
no because i never really relate to other people
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>>39314179
This is a well documented mechanism in humans, you can only truly recognize a couple hundred people
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There's only so many varieties of people out there. There's also a limited number of general faces.
Most normies share the same general interests: same clothes, same movies, shows, games, with no real hobbies. With that in mind, yeah, of course a lot would be the same.
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>when I was young my older female cousins would torment me by farting on my face
I didn't ask for this fetish
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I genuinely don't believe this happened.
If it did, greentext in extreme detail. It's the only way to make it plausible.
Be sure to include
>age
>weight
>what was said
>how often this happened
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>>39314192
>age
Was 6, they were 8 and 9 (sisters)
>weight
they were kids, they didn't pin me down or anything, the older sister just bent her ass in my face and brapped
>what was said
we were playing with water guns, one of them hit me in the face. I think I went up to them to ask them "what was that for" or something like that and then older sister just turned around and farted right on my nose
my 6 year old self got really pissed off but i now have fapped to that memory dozens of times
>how often this happened
only once at a family reunion
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>>39314306
If you're masturbating while thinking about children I'm not sure how you sleep at night
>Hey anon, there's a lot of things we should do haha and I was thinking that maybe... would you like to dance with me some day? It would be just for fun haha, I must warn you that I am a terrible dancer.
If a girl send me this, it means she likes me?
HALP ME PLS
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>You know, it's a shame that we don't live next to each other, we could watch a lot of movies together.
DOES SHE LIEK ME???
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>I am really busy during the week but I am free on weekends, so all your sundays will be mine haha.
WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO TELL ME???
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"I'd like to dance too, know any good songs to dance too?"
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"Great, let's plan a day sometime (whatever day you're free),bring your A game cause it's on!"
What vices do you have and how bad are they?
>earlier today
>purchased $120 worth of liquor
>$150 worth of cigarettes
>will last two weeks at the very most
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slow down on the smokes senpai
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i spend about $600 a month on weed. it's as much as my mortgage.
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>>39314115
Poor papaw :(
im sorry arrakis
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t. leto atreides
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>>39314113
they should make a dune movie it would be awesome
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>>39314695
i mean that post wasn't about dune but if they did it right yeah it would be
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What will happen to r9k when they become 60 years old? If you don't like life now, how will you cope at that age?
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>>39313963
I'lI probably be dead by then.
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profound question, really gets the noggin joggin
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>>39313963
I'll be cruising the highways at night in my Porsche that I purchased with all my savings thanks to the money I saved by not going out, dating, or having kids.
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IM FUCKING DONE.
Im done.
Youre done.
My life as a neet is too much torture, as i expect yours is as well. Tomorrow im going to wear my nicest clothes, brush my teeth, shower, fix my hair, and go out. I will talk to every single girl i find semi attractive. No matter how awkward the convo is i will try to get to know them. I will do this until i get a girl thats actually interested in me. No matter how long it takes. Ive already decided this, because this life as a worthless piece of shit on my pc is pure horror. I cant take being so lonely all the time. Neets, we need to move on from this. Please join me tomorrow. I will post updates. As i hope you will as well. If this doesnt work i will just kill myself. Also if youre not a virgin reading this kill yourself.
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Khv non neet here.
You should try that tomorrow, but don't be discouraged if it doesn't work out.
You're far behind the chads and other normies competing for women, but if you wanna play to win you should be persistent.
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do it op there's no doubt you'll succeed
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I believe, op. I'm trying this as well.
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ITT post girls you had a chance with
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Fellow retardbots? Have you ever been doing real well with a girl but fucked it up when you got to the critical point? This happens to me all the time.
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>>39313935
I'll go first. Does anyone have yellow fever? I sure do.
>tfw you messed it up with the cutest girl in your class.
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Pic was related. Here is another
>tfw you could have had her but you were too shy.
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>>39314029
Wow, she's pretty good looking mr chad. Now gett of my board.
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God I would wreck anzu's pussy with my fingers and make her suck my clit all night. Where do you find these "alt anime" type girls but in lesbian form?
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I wish I still had my clit. Honestly, fuck 2016.
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>ywn nibble on her little roachie toes
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>>39313949
what u mean famolamo
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Post music to feel to, lads. Don't be afraid to chat about it, too.
https://youtu.be/aXnfhnCoOyo
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Music made by another anon on here who is kinda sad and he lives in the same state as me. https://motelguide.bandcamp.com/album/owl-sight-owl-mind
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>>39313896
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ODKdStnIuM
and
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OaYWy3Hg3go
always make me feel nice
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this is your oneitis lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g
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Describe your ideal bf/gf, guys?
What would they look like?
What location? Age? Ethnicity?
What are some deal breakers? Most important thing for them to have?
What sorts of hobbies would you want them to have?
Describe yourself a bit.
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>5/10
>lazy
>unmotivated
>financially stable somehow
>wants to lay in bed with me all day
>gives good blowjobs
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>>39313846
The one I have right now :)
she is such a cutie
>a little chubby
>sweet voice
>glasses
>nerdy
>lazy
>pale
>loves to cuddle
>loves me
>excepts and respects me despite my mental illnesses
I'm so happy whenever I'm with her I feel like I'm gonna explode from joy!
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>Some endearing quirks but not so pretty that I have to deal with Chad rivals and orbiters gunning for me 24/7
>South European, Castiza, or lighter MENA
>Older than 21, under 29. I don't think 2+ years of a woman's twenties are too much to ask
>Has to be capable of having children. Doesn't have a son. If she's awesome otherwise she can have a daughter who looks like her if the dad is dead or something.
>It's important that they have some interest in the outdoors, history, and nerd stuff
>I'm 30ish. Murican and descended from Norwegian and German settlers. Tall. Cyborg.
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How do I make close friends as a guy at 24-25?
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>>39313772
Do you go to school or work?
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>>39313795
I work with old people and will go to school in another month.
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those are some huge anime titties
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>there are currently 3.78 billion people alive on earth right now
that's just insane to think about
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>there are people having sex right now
woah
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there's 7.5'ish billion, going way too fast towards 8
wish it was 3.7
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>and none of them will ever love me
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Who else friends with a Chad?
>literally goes out for coffee, lunch and dinner with girls every day
>talking up 4+ girls at the same time
>all 7+/10
>sends me two snapchats of him giving it to a girl doggy style and reverse cowgirl
>he's literally pulling her hair and asking her who her daddy is
>I'm sitting here playing games watching anime
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How would you rate him looks wise? Be objective
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>>39313763
>sends me two snapchats of him giving it to a girl doggy style and reverse cowgirl
what the fuck? he's gay and wants your boyhole for sure
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>>39313763
why don't you ask him to set you up with his sloppy seconds?
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>comforting friend because mother died
>shes crying and I hug her
>she starts crying harder
>I get a raging boner in .5 seconds
Can someone explain this feel
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>>39313705
you are turned on by pain and sadness you should get into cannibalism
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>>39313730
I don't think so my man. I've never been turned on by her crying I dont understand why now
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>>39313705
If I had to guess you're mostly friends with her because you want to fuck her.