Describe your ideal bf/gf, guys? What would they look like?

>5/10
>lazy
>unmotivated
>financially stable somehow
>wants to lay in bed with me all day
>gives good blowjobs

>>39313846
The one I have right now :)
she is such a cutie
>a little chubby
>sweet voice
>glasses
>nerdy
>lazy
>pale
>loves to cuddle
>loves me
>excepts and respects me despite my mental illnesses

I'm so happy whenever I'm with her I feel like I'm gonna explode from joy!

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>Some endearing quirks but not so pretty that I have to deal with Chad rivals and orbiters gunning for me 24/7
>South European, Castiza, or lighter MENA
>Older than 21, under 29. I don't think 2+ years of a woman's twenties are too much to ask
>Has to be capable of having children. Doesn't have a son. If she's awesome otherwise she can have a daughter who looks like her if the dad is dead or something.
>It's important that they have some interest in the outdoors, history, and nerd stuff
>I'm 30ish. Murican and descended from Norwegian and German settlers. Tall. Cyborg.

>>39313910
>my mental illnesses
"Anxiety" isn't a real mental illness, fag.

>>39313986
No I have ocd, intrusive thoughts, depression, suicidal tendencies and anxiety
come back when you're less presumptuous
also I said "illnesses" which implies more than one.

I've met her and I can't have her. I don't mind, she makes me happy nonetheless.

>What would they look like?
Glasses, short
>What location? Age? Ethnicity?
Older than 18, in SoCal and Chinese or some kind of Asian
>What are some deal breakers? Most important thing for them to have?
Drugs, I don't like drugs. I think loyalty would be the most important thing.
>What sorts of hobbies would you want them to have?
Video games, card games and or cooking would be amazing.
>Describe yourself a bit.
I'm 21, currently working on improving myself, outgoing and extroverted. I like to try new things and to spend my time with people. I'll go more into details about myself through email if anyones interested.
[email protected]

GF

Good looking but not to the point where she is corrupted by it. Generally cute and lovable rather than stuck up supermodel.

Any location if i happen to live there. 18-25. Any lighter skinned ethnicity.

Cant be too tall, fat, bitchy, idiotic or have been with too many guys. Cant be a prude with regards to sex.
Most important that she loves me unconditionally and is loyal.

Would like her to be at least casually fit. Enjoy movies, good humour and staying in. But also dont mind her doing the odd outdoor activity with me.

I am in my late 20s with a good education but a hopeless work history. A skinnyfat manlet with a below average face. An ambitious but realistic lazy robot.. if such a contradiction can even exist.

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>Describe your ideal bf/gf, guys?
Female, autistic, socially inept, obsessive, clingy, and completely dependent on me.

What would they look like?
>Short, pale, no dress sense, and a bad self-made haircut

>What location? Age? Ethnicity?
Australia (or willing to move), 18-24, White preferably. Hapa is acceptable.

>What are some deal breakers?
Far left, sjw, tattoos, smoking, being social at all

>Most important thing for them to have?
Loyalty. No#1

>What sorts of hobbies would you want them to have?
Something dorky and unique

>Describe yourself a bit.
28, m
A fully capable and mature adult with a job, car, money, and life goals. It is simply that I am a bitter and asocial loner with suspected autism who has never had a partner before.
My spirit animal is Kaiki Deishuu
[email protected] yes its a throwaway fight me

Now to sit back and let /r9k/ work its magic. In other words, for me to be totally ignored.

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This only it gives me alpha male children and does the dishes.