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Why do normies like you use snapchat
Fuck off

What's a snapchat streak?

>>36505680
i am not a normie, i just talk to a lot of them. it makes me contemplate suicide a lot more

>>36505696
"You have snapped this person every day, and they have snapped you back. Increases with number of consecutive days."

>>36505656

it's a chance to meet and fuck women

if you're a robot and are ugly and/or are a social retard, this will never happen, so of course you don't get parties

Talking to people is fun

>>36505656
those are sober thoughts my friend

Am fembot, so probably the constant back-and-forth perference between the "thicc" meme and skinny/petite girls, also the cute girl threads. I am no cute girl and I'm not thicc, just skinny and average face at best. I browse them sometimes and feel bad about myself. I wish I could be as earth-shattering to boys as these cute girls are to robots.

same here on the manlet meme side.

None. I'm not retarded so I know 4chan memes are just that, memes. Nothing I read here is taken seriously and I even make potentially misleading or harmful posts, assuming everyone here sees this site like I do.

>>36505648
>younger sister

I meant to say older. Sorry.

Whatever. Fuck it.

Refridgerator.

>>36505648
The government should provide some sort of paid aunts/uncles for kids without a mom or dad.

Single motherhood made my brother gay

>>36505648
>>>36505648
>The government should provide some sort of paid aunts/uncles for kids without a mom or dad.

That'd be pretty fucking nice, considering people like me can't fall asleep because of all of the fucked up thoughts in their minds.


>Single motherhood made my brother gay

Gays are fine, as long as they're not annoying.

Nudes for add

>>36505646
Fuck off your wretched whore

SAGE

normie bait, >>36505646
GET OUT

How do I filter you fucker

>>36505673

aaaaaand on our left you'll see one of the many, MANY, ragie wagies.

>>36505629
ive got schizophrenia and ocd how can I collect neetbux

>>36505589
No, it's not too much to ask.

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>>36506144
then why cant i find someone who does? probably because i never leave my room but still. damn im lonely

>>36506251
>never leave room
>why don't people talk to me
No one knows you exist dude. Come on. You probably look at going out to socialize as beneath you or for common folk and that's why you don't do it. How would you like to meet people? How would you want people to meet you? Friends don't just fall out of the sky, or in this case, ceiling. You have to make them.

I hope you find someone though anon

>>36505540
>grow up with mummy and neglegent shitstain of a father
>older brother/sister grow up to have successful lives while i rot alone and am unable to escape due to my inability to function as a human being as result of the emotional stress and terror i experienced from my father before he necked himself

HAHAHAHAAAAA FUCKING END ME WHOAAHAHABABAHAHA

>19
>graduate late from highschool with a gpa of 1.3
>be NEET for a year
>mom makes me go to community college
>only pass 1 class
>didn't get that I was a brainlet, sent me back for a second semester
>fail every class

I stopped attending classes in February and I haven't told her. Every Monday and Wednesday I just drive around during the hours I'm supposed to be in class so it looks like I'm going. When I get caught she's probably going to kick me out and I'll have nowhere to go. Oh well.

>>36505540
at least the girl pays you to drive her

>>36505539
>woman can't take the mental strain
>the man eventually does the bare minimum to keep himself full when he realizes the woman is useless

Being in uncomfortable, life threatening situations is where all white people thrive and this is how they managed to take over the world.

>>36505684
This along with the first post makes a lot sense.

>>36505528

because 4chan is mainstream now

>>36506261
4chan has been mainstream since 2006
Fageddit has just recently been raiding this board and a few others with gay shit so there is more exposure

>>36505528
Was watching Cartoon Network this morning and the cartoon for this game came on, actually. I kept hearing them say "normie", and I was just thinking "that can't be what they're saying".

>tfw proudly display my bitch tittes

>tfw losing weight so mantits don't jiggle as much
feelsgood

>>36505520
Thats me anon,since the age of 12 .....lifes hard as a fat robot
$)#(#?#

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>>36505500

>mfw family always just silently resented each other and acted passive aggressive all the time

haha got it better than you twerps who were raised by OUTWARDLY violent assholes

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>it's another "mom is frustrated at everything" episode

Gah, whatever. Just let me sleep.

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>>36505500
jokes on you, my parents were so dysfunctional that they dumped me on my grandparents at birth
>your move, mr law man!

It's not wearing a tie correctly
Not surprised to see him doing that though

bump

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>>36505471
I want to ram his boypucci into oblivion

Lmaoo

keked my kek kek lekeke

>>36505461
thats a shit greentext but ty for that pepe.

For some reason, I love reading greentext stories of anons who went to lose their virginity to a prostitute and failed for one reason or another.

why the fuck should we care faggot

>>36505554
Oh right I forgot, you guys are all suicidal faggots who cannot complete the act.

Care 58.3%
Fairness 63.9%
Loyalty 77.8%
Authority 88.9%
Purity 83.3%
Liberty 38.9%

Your strongest moral foundation is Authority.
Your morality is closest to that of a Conservative.
I hate sexual promiscuity